I was born on a đậu phụng, đậu phộng plantation 62 giây before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", bởi Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis vịt đực, drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of Sô cô la tin giờ chót cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, hoặc eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the ngày I was born.