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Chapter One: Salvador

Silver Monroe skipped up the stone steps to Westover High School. Silver could have easily gotten almost any boy she wanted; only she had yet to find the one meant for her. She walked swiftly down the long hallways to her first class; math.

After about ten phút the boy sitting behind her raised his hand, asking for water. Silver had been in mostly the same classes as him almost the entire năm and she had never heard him talk before. She had never really even noticed him before. He had long, blonde hair that was almost white and black eyes. The teacher, Mrs. Taylor dismissed...
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posted by ShadowFan100
10
I decided to make a danh sách a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive hoặc not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different hoặc smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused hoặc hated on ect.

-Agism

I'm nice person,...
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posted by flippy_fan210
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Some of bạn might have heard of the game Facade. those of bạn who have, bạn probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she đã đưa ý kiến "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they đã đưa ý kiến yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by unohana
2
"Be a leader not a follower" a saying that can mean many things. I am one of those people who doesn't copy and do what others do. When bạn a follower bạn are trying to be like someone. If bạn are trying to be like someone than bạn are a copy. Its okey to to look up to someone and try to be like them but that person has to be a good example. If bạn follow the wrong person there might be a chance of death ahead in your life. Gangs are an example of leaders and followers. Gang Leaders get their followers to send drugs and kill rivial gangs and later those rivial gangs kill the leader and later...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Grammar, perfectly understood, enables us not only to express our meaning fully and clearly, but so to express it as to enable us to defy the ingenuity of man to give to our words any other meaning than that which we ourselves intend them to express.
William Cobbett
Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us against misunderstanding the sound of an uttered name; logic protects us against what we say have double meaning.
Rosenstock Huessy
The writer who neglects punctuation, hoặc mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely...
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posted by australia-101
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish bạn were a door so I could slam bạn all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do bạn work for UPS? I thought I saw bạn checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy bạn a drink hoặc do bạn just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted giường Thrasher: have bạn seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make bạn the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and bạn can...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits tiếp theo Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have bạn tried hiển thị him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed bởi funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like bạn - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - cá Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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I'm Against death penalty. Looking at the death penalty system in action, bạn realize that the only purpose it serves is retribution hoặc revenge, it is seriously (and intrinsically) flawed in application and that there is a serious and continuing risk of executing innocent people. And, it costs much thêm than life in prison.
130 people wrong fully convicted people were sentenced to death and were lucky to be exonerated and released, eventually. DNA, available in less than 10% of all homicides, can’t guarantee we won’t execute innocent people. If someone is convicted and later found innocent...
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This con vịt, vịt walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do bạn have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the con vịt, vịt leaves.

The tiếp theo day, the con vịt, vịt returns and asks, "Do bạn have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the con vịt, vịt leaves.

The ngày after that, the con vịt, vịt walks in the store again and asks "Do bạn have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told bạn no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if bạn come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five phút yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time bạn see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that bạn are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that bạn are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure bạn dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by ilovetowrite
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lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
people on ngẫu nhiên are the dumbest persons in life they are very disappointed ,they are Mất tích everywhere ,they forget freedom is just another life ,and they are depressed and don't get a life
How pathetic !
They are real trolls
they are annoying
and they will go to hell soon
i'll kick their dirty đít, mông, ass soon
HOW Pathetic are they ?

they should be burnt here and send to the hell!


lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
olololololololloooolloo
posted by alessequinn
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my opinion on friendship is bạn have to have a friend for starters. but what bạn also need is a person who is kind, caring, supportive, trustworthy, and theres alot of other things, and ohh not to forget a person who isnt rude to you. wannna no why im bringing the last thing on my danh sách up its because thats whats going on to me. my name is alesse and my so called Những người bạn name is madison. well ever since january shes been runing me down, letting her anger out on me, and talking behind my back. i dont wanna friend like that. so i did some investigating and nothing wrong is going on in her life....
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!


If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.


I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.


Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!


Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...
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posted by spunkyonyx
If bạn have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, bạn have $1.19. bạn also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest ngẫu nhiên speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by spunkyonyx
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xin chào guys, found some interesting and strange facts, some are just facts I have known a long time ago(school, wandering around websites), others are ones that I have found, I apply the nguồn if available. Any others bạn may want to add up feel free to do so. Enjoy!

1) Coca-cola was once green.
It was green because it was accidentally carbonated when a clerk squirted syrup into the wrong glass.

2)Barbie doll measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Wow... she's cut from the team.

3)Intelligent people have thêm zinc and copper in their hair. *Checks... Woot!

4)You blink about 84 million times...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
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Gemini.
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Twins
Your stone: Aquamarine
Life Pursuit: To explore a little bit of everything.
Vibration: Intense mental energy
Gemini's Secret Desire: To be ahead of the crowd


Description:
In ancient Greek mythology, Gemini's ruler - Mercury, was the light-footed messenger of the gods who darted back and forth across the heavens delivering news - which might explain why those born under the sign of the 'Twins' are always on the move; thirsty for knowledge and new experiences. Terminally curious and sometimes even mischievous, Geminis are...
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posted by AlxanderRfan
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I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do bạn think ?


When bạn break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses bạn - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want bạn to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants bạn to read it ]
When she walks away from bạn mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ Kiss her ]
When she pushes bạn hoặc hit's bạn - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at bạn - [ Kiss her and tell her bạn tình yêu her ]
When she ignore's bạn - [ Give her your...
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posted by karpach_13
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can bạn tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The cần điều khiển, phím điều khiển is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her thêm attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do bạn say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are bạn boys all in the same band?
A3: Do bạn guys all play for the Green vịnh, bay Packers?

Q: How do bạn make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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posted by MrssBieber320
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Ever met that one person that bạn just wanna cú đấm in the face , then someohow , bạn end up in a relationship with them , bạn fall in tình yêu , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing bạn want to burn either (:]) Well if bạn still have feelings for that person im gonna help bạn get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap bạn guys (: , ohk so bạn could first start off bởi doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave bạn on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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posted by Shadowpenguin
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Irk, a planet in the Xeno Galaxy, just north of Rigel 7, is trang chủ to a species of aliens known as the Irkens. Irkens are a somewhat small alien species with sensitive green skin, well-developed brains, and itchy trigger fingers. They have come to be known as many things including "Galactic Terrorists", "Scourge of the Galaxy", "Irken Mafia", "Dick Cheney Worshippers", "Alien Roach Farm", "The Green Communists", "Oppressors", "Ultra Right-Wing Bantha Fodder", "Republican Scum", and "Moronic Aliens Who Think That Watching Dubya Make An đít, mông, ass Of Himself On National ti vi Is thêm Entertaining...
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