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posted by darktheheghog
ok i HATE getting a cold ya know why because i cant see my Những người bạn at school i cant go outside and i always cough about every 5 phút AND ALSO I GET A STUPID STINKIN SORE THROAT which always annoys me i know getting a cold happens to everyone and i know some of bạn would say "getting a cold is the best u dont haft to go to school" and its kinda true but some peeps like going to school and hate getting sick i dont really like going to school but i do like going to school to hang out with my Những người bạn ya know also when u get a cold u also get a MASSIVE head ache sometimes which i have right now...
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posted by AnimeFan66
 The San Antonio Zoo
The San Antonio Zoo
Hello! Most of bạn already knew that for the whole weekend, I had not been online because I went to San Antonio with my mom, my older sister and her boyfriend. I am glade to return trang chủ and to return on here as well- I have missed trang chủ as well as my greatest Những người bạn on here and in honor of this I would like to give to bạn all a short story about all of what I did on this trip.

My family and I left the house last Thursday around 2:00 PM. We had to stop bởi at my sister's house first because her vehicle was thêm "on the trip" go unlike our van which has serious proublems. After we left the residence...
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posted by fly210
I bet bạn can't keep up with this oneshot.

I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started hát so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then đã đưa ý kiến they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 năm old boy who drove the car in rebecca...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are thêm important than her.
4. She needs to get bạn thực phẩm while bạn sit and do whatever bạn want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. cái tát, đánh đập, smack her đít, mông, ass and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that bạn tình yêu her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. di chuyển somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...
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posted by LittleOtaku1
1 dress up as hidan on the first ngày of school
2 when the teacher asks why your not doing anything, tell him/her to shut the fuck up
3 ~normal clothes~ impersonate your teachers movements
4 sing friday bởi Rebecca Black over and over again
5 when bạn get in trouble, tell the teacher that he/she aint got no pancake mix
6 steal her markers
7 draw a penis on the whiteboard with her permanent markers bạn stole
8 poke him/her in the stomach and ask him/her how it feels to be the dough boy
9 sleep
10 dress up as Italy from Hetalia ~or however bạn spell it~ ad yell mỳ ống, mì ống all day.

i made these!!
According to the fanpop link, these are the only things not allowed to be đã đăng on fanpop

The following is a partial danh sách of the kind of Content and communications that are illegal hoặc prohibited on/through the [Random Spot]. fanpop reserves the right to investigate and take appropriate legal action in its sole discretion against anyone who violates this provision, including without limitation, removing the offending communication from the fanpop Service and terminating the membership of such violators hoặc blocking your use of the fanpop Service and/or fanpop Site. bạn may not post Content that:...
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1.You abuse our tình yêu bạn lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we tình yêu him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our tình yêu is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we tình yêu be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape hoặc form.
6.Guys bạn should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with bạn (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly tình yêu we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When bạn (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
posted by kinga10111
..... ngẫu nhiên Facts .....

If bạn have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, bạn have $1.19. bạn also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest ngẫu nhiên speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...
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posted by KateKicksAss
This is a bunch of the funnies FML's I've found on FML lately.
Credit: link

"Today, I went to the phim chiếu rạp with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to tham gia us. We've been together for two years. FML"

"Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy hoặc a girl. FML"

"Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the...
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 Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current hàng đầu, đầu trang 11 female 'celebrities'.

1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I tình yêu this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; Evanescence wouldn't have ever been Evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big người hâm mộ of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this danh sách actually....
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When having a nightmare and bạn suddenly realized you're dreaming, try not to wake up. Try to explore your dreams...this is cool because you're getting to know that all of those things around bạn are made bởi your brain which bạn sometimes think is completely empty... Also if bạn know you're dreaming, bạn can control your dream and bạn will find it very cool because when you're conscious in your dream, everything is in 3D form. So here are some cool and fun things to do when bạn suddenly realized you're dreaming...

1. Try to think of your yêu thích celebrity. Call out his/her this,"When...
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posted by nymph_tonks
Stranger: hi

You: hi asl

Stranger: 20 m

Stranger: u?

You: 15 female

Stranger: nice to meet you!


Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: what are bạn up to?

You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: and where should u be?

You: probably outside ithout any thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác thực phẩm hoặc soda

Stranger: fair enough

You: i would survive.

Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?

You: online, through text.

Stranger: where r u from?

Stranger: I am from UK btw

You: im from the us.

Stranger: nice

You: im bored

Stranger: oh...and I am italian

Stranger: we could do something...
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Dress Up Websites

link - An awesome Doll-maker website where bạn can make things like angels, pirates, and animals. My personal yêu thích are the element girls. The artwork on all the games are really beautiful.
link - Another Doll-making website. The only difference is that bạn can create a profile, write stories to go along with your dolls, and make friends.
link - A dollmaking website with new games made every day. The graphics are amazingly real and the clothes are adorable!
link - A cool website where bạn thiết kế the clothes yourself!
link - A website with đường dẫn to hundreds of dress-up and design...
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posted by sahian5
CAUTION:there will most likely be consequences!!

1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when bạn laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at bạn a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments bạn a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if bạn are single.

06. He asks bạn out for lunch.

07. He asks bạn out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats bạn like a lady.

12. He walks bạn to your door.

13. He wants to see bạn often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells bạn he likes you.

16. His Những người bạn know...
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posted by hrsagar
A boy had cancer & he had 1 tháng to live . He tình yêu a girl who was working in a CD shop. Bu t he didn't tell her about his . Everyday he went 2 the CD cửa hàng & bought a CD 2 talk to her . But he found she never đã đưa ý kiến anything to him. After a tháng he died . When the girl went to his trang chủ & asked abt him , his mom told that he died & took her to his room . She saw all CDs r unopened . The girl cryed & cryed....;-(
Finally she also died .
* u know why ???
Bcoz she kept her own tình yêu letters inside the CD packs. So it means , she also loved her !!
So if u tình yêu some1 say 2 her/him directly . Don't wait 4 the destiny of role.............
posted by dodo4
“Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what bạn know, not about how much bạn can cram into your head the night before?”

“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting tiếp theo to me.”

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot thêm as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.
Exams Quotes

After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.
Karl von Frisch

Every year, thêm than 300 million x-rays, CT scans, MRIs...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Neon lips, blue eyeshadow, shimmering glitter, and golden bronzers: This spring, some of the most dramatic looks we saw on the runways are making their way onto our faces. But not everything we dabble on pleases everyone. We had a hunch that some of our biggest beauty obsessions might be turn-offs for we went ahead asked. Prepare yourself: brutal honesty ensues.

1. Heavy foundation and powders:"The inch-thick powder is a huge turn-off," says Maxim senior editor Nick Leftley. "No guy wants to Kiss a girl on the cheek and then find he¹s wearing foundation himself." A flaking face is...
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posted by lloonny
-Last night I lay in giường looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-The only reason people get Mất tích in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

-The road to success is always under construction.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-If bạn die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist đã đưa ý kiến something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone...
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posted by nikki5516
Your BFF become your worst enemies. Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework goes in the trash. Cell phones are used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Underwear turn into thongs. Kisses turn into sex….Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things bạn could get from boys were cooties? When dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero? Race issues were about who ran the fastest, war was only a card game hoặc a made up fairytale in your...
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