It all started when Chloe was in the phòng bếp, nhà bếp making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these bánh nướng nhỏ in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these bánh nướng nhỏ in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected bởi wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited bởi one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit hoặc other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that bạn have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers hoặc water witches. Someone who can locate water hoặc Mất tích object with a rod hoặc wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see hoặc sense aura, hoặc energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected bởi wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited bởi one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit hoặc other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that bạn have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers hoặc water witches. Someone who can locate water hoặc Mất tích object with a rod hoặc wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see hoặc sense aura, hoặc energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week bạn eat hoặc want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 hoặc 10.
Let's say bạn eat Sô cô la 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number bởi 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the trước đó result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that bởi 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current năm (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If bạn haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming bạn were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 hoặc 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one hoặc two digits will be the number of times per week bạn eat hoặc want Sô cô la (the number bạn specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Sô cô la a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say bạn eat Sô cô la 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number bởi 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the trước đó result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that bởi 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current năm (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If bạn haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming bạn were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 hoặc 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one hoặc two digits will be the number of times per week bạn eat hoặc want Sô cô la (the number bạn specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Sô cô la a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. bạn wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. bạn can tell me if bạn ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. bạn wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. bạn can tell me if bạn ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
