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posted by nmdis

Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
bởi the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That bạn wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help bạn find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left bạn lying here
What you'd give to dry
These đắng, cay đắng tears

Did it come naturally?
bạn a million miles from home
When bạn tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...
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posted by suzuki_reika
“Death is terrible for anyone. Young hoặc old, good hoặc evil, it’s all the same. Death is impartial. That’s why death is so fearsome. Your deeds, age, personality, wealth and beauty… it’s all meaningless in the face of death.”
- Shiki

“False tears bring pain to those around you. False smiles bring pain to oneself.”
- Code Geass

“The only ones who are allowed to kill are the only ones who are prepared to be killed.”
- Code Geass

“There is no such thing as coincidence. There is only necessity.”
- Tsubasa Chronicles

“The thêm bạn try to forget, the less you’ll be able to forget.”...
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bánh xèo, bánh kếp can be found in many cultures around the world, although they might not use the same ingredients as pancakes, they are generally similar in taste and texture.

Maple syrup, which goes great with pancakes, is actually a cây sap, that comes from the cây phong, maple tree, which is found mostly in the Canadian region.

The French often make a wish while turning the pancake during the cooking process, while holding a coin in the other hand.

The first recipe for bánh xèo, bánh kếp were listed in the 15th century, in a English cookbook.

The world's largest pancake was cooked in Roch-dale Manchester in the năm 1994,...
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Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at trang chủ with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in tình yêu for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really tình yêu him, but I think that he really does tình yêu me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...
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posted by Invincible321
I got this idea from Wanda5.

- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the các câu trả lời (song tiêu đề and artist) and bold the line when someone guesses correctly.

1. Do bạn ever feel like a plastic bag... Firework-Katy Perry
2. In the night, I hear 'em talk... Heartless-Dia Frampton
3. Baby, be mine 'cause even God knows... Scream-Hedley
4. All this talkin' to you, I don't know what I'm to do... Stop Standing There-Avril Lavigne
5. When bạn walk, bạn don't leave tracks... Kiss &...
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posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...
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posted by australia-101
100 Best Things to Do

1) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that bạn are them from the future.

2) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

3) Swear to do the tiếp theo ngẫu nhiên thing no matter how ridiculous hoặc stupid.

4) Throw something at Justin Beiber. Do it. Now.

5) Call someone to tell them bạn can't talk right now.

6) Thumbs up if your bored.

7) Put a walkie-talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!

8) Fill water balloons with soap and water and wash your car.

9) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with...
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posted by lanydoodle
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as bạn walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at bạn for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits tiếp theo Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have bạn tried hiển thị him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like bạn - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - cá Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Người dơi theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Những người bạn in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If bạn have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours bởi hooking a máy quay, máy quay phim to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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 Rose Island before its destruction
Rose Island before its destruction
-The Republic of Rose Island (Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozol in Esperanto, the official language of the once-micronation)
-Area: .04 km (4305 sq. ft.)
-Date of foundation: June 24, 1968
-Leader: President Giorgio Rosa
-Language: Esperanto
-Currency: Mill
-Location: Adriatic Sea, between Cesnatico and Rimini, Italy

The Republic of Rose Island (Esperanto: Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozoj) was a short-lived micronation on a man-made platform in the Adriatic Sea, 11 km (7 mi) off the coast of the province of Forlì, Italy.

In 1967, Italian engineer Giorgio Rosa funded the construction of a 400...
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posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Siêu nhân pajamas. Siêu nhân wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a tim, trái tim attack. His tim, trái tim isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first bạn don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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posted by yukikiyruu
at do men want in a relationship?

Well, I'm sure that is one câu hỏi which would have được trao many a woman a sleepless night indeed. After all, 'men' and 'relationships' happen to be two parties which since ages, have been notorious for never having been able to get along well with each other. A whole lot of women, for years on end, have struggled to decipher the mind of a man once he's in (or on the verge of getting into) a relationship. At times, I really wonder just how many women are really able to understand what exactly it is that men want in a relationship. To be honest, (and yes, I'll...
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posted by coolkatstar
Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. bạn can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil hoặc paper! OK?

Let's find out just how smart and clever bạn really are.

Ready? ...


FIRST QUESTION: bạn are participating in a race. bạn overtake the một giây person. What position are bạn in?

ANSWER: If bạn answer that bạn are first, then bạn are absolutely wrong! If bạn overtake the một giây person and bạn take his place, bạn are second! Try not to screw up in the tiếp theo question.

To answer the một giây question, don't take as much
time as bạn took for the first question.

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I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do bạn think ?

When bạn break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses bạn - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want bạn to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants bạn to read it ]
When she walks away from bạn mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ Kiss her ]
When she pushes bạn hoặc hit's bạn - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at bạn - [ Kiss her and tell her bạn tình yêu her ]
When she ignore's bạn - [ Give her your...
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posted by karpach_13

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten một phút intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people bạn can get
to tham gia in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department bởi sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as bạn see fit.

9. When there are...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Hi. I hate you. And bạn know why? bạn have no respect for others. bạn say that you're a 'good kid'. Good kid my ass! bạn are the meanest, most cold hearted person I've ever met in my whole life. bạn insult everyone,tease everyone, and make such horrible sarcastic remarks. The only people you're nice to are the ones who make bạn popular. Well, I'm not falling for that bagload of shit. bạn might have called me selfish, bạn might've called me an attention whore, but I still have my personality. You're the attention whore over here. bạn try to get attention, even if it envolves getting in trouble....
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A: Best Girlfriend/Boyfriend any one could have
B: Loud and likes to have fun
C: Regret losing
D: Really lovable
E: Sexy
F: People tình yêu you
G: Never let people tell bạn what to do
H: Have a very good personality and good looks
I : Hard to get
J : People Adore you
K : People cant help but check bạn out
L: is really pretty
M: Easy to fall in tình yêu with
N : Awesome kisser
O: Best kisser ever
P : Is really fun
Q :A hypocrite
R: Loves to kiss
S: Loves to smile
T: Loves music
U: Really like to chill
V : Not judgmental
W: Popular
X: Never let people tell bạn what to do
Y: Worth waiting for
Z: Good in bed
1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule bởi mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a bánh nướng xốp, muffin at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...
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1. Whenever bạn eat ice cream with a friend, start hát "DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"

2. If your Những người bạn has a vàng fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.

3. If bạn Những người bạn has a vàng fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your Những người bạn asks why, tell them the cá were lonely.

4. When nghề viết văn and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.

5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit được trao to CAITLYN_SU for that one

6. Sing The Song That Never Ends

7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever bạn like.

8. hiển thị them this danh sách XD

If bạn have any thêm ways, please write them in các bình luận so I can use them in future articles.

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