Q: Why did the forgetful chicken vượt qua, cross the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck vượt qua, cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man vượt qua, cross the road?
A: To get to the một giây hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey vượt qua, cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey vượt qua, cross the road?
A: To get hit bởi my car.
Q: Why did the woman vượt qua, cross the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck vượt qua, cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man vượt qua, cross the road?
A: To get to the một giây hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey vượt qua, cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey vượt qua, cross the road?
A: To get hit bởi my car.
Q: Why did the woman vượt qua, cross the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell bạn 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person bạn don't know
2)Then twirl another ngẫu nhiên persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a ngẫu nhiên persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool hát the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and hiển thị them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a ngẫu nhiên person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person bạn don't know
2)Then twirl another ngẫu nhiên persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a ngẫu nhiên persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool hát the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and hiển thị them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a ngẫu nhiên person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!