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This is người hâm mộ art about a YouTuber. If bạn dont know her, her name is Lizzie and bạn can look her up on YouTube!
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This ngẫu nhiên tranh sáng tạo của người hâm mộ contains anime, truyện tranh, phim hoạt hình, and manga.

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posted by ITF
bởi Jami Sassone

The man with the metal rod returns today
He summons me in the most painful way
It burns. It stings. It's scorching hot.
I yell, "please stop!" He will not
Why?

To the rack; I brace for the worst
He violates me again; this time's not the first
Back to my cage, to wonder how long
Yearning for các câu trả lời to what I've done wrong?

Nine months later the answer arrives
I now have someone for whom to survive
Three times I've felt love, one being today
Three times, as well, it's been taken away.
Why?

My sữa is for you, not him all
You enjoy what bạn eat, but remember my calls
When the cheese melts nicely...
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bánh xèo, bánh kếp can be found in many cultures around the world, although they might not use the same ingredients as pancakes, they are generally similar in taste and texture.

Maple syrup, which goes great with pancakes, is actually a cây sap, that comes from the cây phong, maple tree, which is found mostly in the Canadian region.

The French often make a wish while turning the pancake during the cooking process, while holding a coin in the other hand.

The first recipe for bánh xèo, bánh kếp were listed in the 15th century, in a English cookbook.

The world's largest pancake was cooked in Roch-dale Manchester in the năm 1994,...
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NOT SLASH!
Note: I can not freaking write ;3;
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Jaime couldn't believe how much the newest team member, the hyperactive teen speedster from the future, had seemed to enjoy being around him. It seemed whenever they were even in the same room together Bart would rush over to start talking to him. He didn't know why his new friend had liked him so much, he liked everybody on the team, but not near as much as him.

It wasn't anything extremely close, but it was close as two guys could get without being gay. That may sound strange, but it's pretty much the only way one...
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posted by sideshowbobbart
1) bạn will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) bạn will check the Fridge to see if any thực phẩm has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and bạn are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) bạn hate it when bạn run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when bạn are in the middle of a huge argument and realize bạn are wrong

8) bạn think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 phút after the right moment

9)...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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Abounding times in your life bạn will meet mean hoặc rude people that bạn dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This bài viết will teach bạn all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes hoặc they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", hoặc bạn can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...
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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here bạn go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
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I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet bạn didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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One ngày a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are bạn laughing? I just insulted all of bạn losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how bạn feel bạn have to take the time to make fun of us. bạn obviously...
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posted by j-bfan7
My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All ngày long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A con chuột survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for chó are sold in Tokyo

6. A cá heo sleeps with one eye open

7. A cá sấu can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast âm nhạc makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs thêm than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...
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posted by starwarsfangirl
These are just ngẫu nhiên ways to eat my yêu thích cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with dâu, dâu tây milk
5. frozen
6. Nữ hoàng băng giá with milk
7. Nữ hoàng băng giá with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in Nữ hoàng băng giá yogurt
11. in Nữ hoàng băng giá yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter
14. Nữ hoàng băng giá with đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter
15. Nữ hoàng băng giá with 7up
16. with đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and 7up
17. with quả anh đào, anh đào 7up
18. Nữ hoàng băng giá with quả anh đào, anh đào 7up
19. Nữ hoàng băng giá with đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ and quả anh đào, anh đào 7up
20. bởi itself

If bạn try any of these and like it, please write a bình luận and tell me which one(s) bạn tried. :)
Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if bạn think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A chanh is lying on the hàng đầu, đầu trang step, and bạn are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. giây later bạn land on your ass, and tiếp theo bạn are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A chanh is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the chanh that was created bởi your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the chanh into her...
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if bạn ever, one ngày decide to call me that. If bạn think I'm insane, run away, because bạn are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too bạn a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. bạn think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two Những người bạn riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a ngựa con, ngựa, pony with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red cáo, fox is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when bạn sneeze because when bạn sneeze, your tim, trái tim stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A ốc, ốc sên can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only động vật that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders thêm than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical ngựa with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the âm nhạc store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos hoặc rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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Act like bạn know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza, bánh pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their các câu hỏi with questions.
Ask about pizza, bánh pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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