Steve Rogers / Captain America Scene

-when bạn ask someone for something and they try to annoy bạn because they have it and bạn don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give bạn work bạn have to do at trang chủ and bạn have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Những người bạn call saying they'll come over and never hiển thị up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own trang chủ and being controlled bởi your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if bạn make one "dirty" hoặc "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at trang chủ with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in tình yêu for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really tình yêu him, but I think that he really does tình yêu me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL bạn MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a ngẫu nhiên book I was nghề viết văn about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and đã đưa ý kiến I could write a book hoặc something. This is the first chapter, so I'd tình yêu it if bạn could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things bạn liked, things that didn't make...

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President hoặc Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a năm plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether hoặc not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, một giây of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if bạn worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell bạn to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your yêu thích song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow ngẫu nhiên people off and tell them what to buy every một phút hoặc so. If bạn get in trouble, say bạn were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your cổ áo and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

1. Take someone's shopping xe đẩy, giỏ hàng and switch the items with stuff from the person tiếp theo to them's xe đẩy, giỏ hàng
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen bạn in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of bạn on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. di chuyển "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When bạn are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When bạn are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When bạn are dating..... He takes bạn out to have a good time.
When bạn are married ....He brings trang chủ a 6 pack, and says "What are bạn going to drink?"

When bạn are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When bạn are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When bạn are dating..... A Single giường for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When bạn are married ....A King size giường feels like an army cot.

When bạn are dating..... bạn are turned on at the sight of him naked....