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posted by evangelinetom
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101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that bạn are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the giường holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say bạn know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors bởi your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as bạn can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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posted by iluvsmj
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"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do bạn want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take bạn out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call bạn sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give bạn a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why bạn are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are bạn going through now?

"I tình yêu you, too." = Okay, I đã đưa ý kiến it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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posted by shelb18
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1. howl at the moon
2. eat applesauce
3. go out to the sidewalk and scream at your imaginary cat
4. Make your friend pee bởi soaking their hand in warm water
5. peel bannanas then rub on your Những người bạn face.
6. eat a leafy plant
7. go outside and act like donkey kong
8. play Dr. Phil with your friend
9. scream at the clock everytime it changes numbers and say bạn have a ghost clock until bạn get tired hoặc pass out.
10. make ngẫu nhiên các bình luận to your friend everytrime theres an awkward silence.
11. run around screaming Happy Birthday!
12. draw pictures of ngẫu nhiên fruits
13. tell your friend she looks like Justin Bieber!
14. play house
15. watch Harry Potter #7 part 1.
16.Eat popcorn
17.play wii
18. go to wal mart at 1 in the morning and say bạn want breakfast.
19. eat Sô cô la cake until bạn go crazy.
20.tell your friend shes a phsyco.
21. play kitchen
22. fool around on an IPod and scream the screen is changing and it's scaring me!
posted by ilovetech29
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1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a cây and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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posted by greenstergirl
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I if bạn want this to be funny, bạn might want to read hoặc watch the harry potter phim chiếu rạp and books. If bạn already have the just read.


1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told bạn bạn had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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posted by taytrain97
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User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Like omg totally! :.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Are bạn really?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Can bạn speak french?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I'm bored of bạn now.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: What is your feeling about the universe?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: bạn are a teen girl?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I thought bạn were adam?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Nooo!!!!...
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posted by jedigal1990
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hello my fellow awsome ngẫu nhiên fanpopers,
i'm writting this bài viết to get some things off my chest because lately i have been stressed out and worried all becuase of this spt and i want to see if i'm worried for nothing.
ever since these picks came out with justin and then they were followed bởi picks about posting twilight and justin stuff on here alot has been going through my mind and some of the các bình luận have got me worried i was đọc through them and i was really worried that some people thought of me as a mean offensive person and though i usually don't care what people think i really...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule bởi mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a bánh nướng xốp, muffin at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...
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added by BeatlesFan12
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bạn want = bạn want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious bởi now.

Do what bạn want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want bạn to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, bạn moron!

You're ... so manly = bạn need a shave and bạn sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all bạn ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This phòng bếp, nhà bếp is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and...
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