1. When bạn get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why bạn were speeding, tell him bạn wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend bạn are deaf.
4. If he asks if bạn knew how fast bạn were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if bạn can see his gun.
6. When he says bạn aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why bạn were speeding, tell him bạn had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him bởi his first name.
11. Pretend you...
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