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posted by nmdis
"Naturally"


Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
bởi the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That bạn wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help bạn find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left bạn lying here
What you'd give to dry
These đắng, cay đắng tears

Did it come naturally?
bạn a million miles from home
When bạn tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the hàng đầu, đầu trang spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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Most of these phrases were once funny and not at all annoying. Then newfags just have to come along and start using and abusing them.

And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.

Once great phrases turned annoying

Cool story bro

chó cái, bitch please

Y U NO

U mad?

Trolololololo

True story

20% Cooler

Phrases that were already annoying to begin with

YOLO

Pie

X people are Y (youtube)

First

X people missed the like button(youtube again)

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1.Stand tiếp theo to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks bởi you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume bạn can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as bạn can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like bạn are scanning the sữa and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a váy and do yoga in the middle of the store....
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posted by lanydoodle
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as bạn walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at bạn for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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posted by Juilet1234
Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect bạn from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life bạn wore heavy mittens. If bạn dial a phone, try to use a remote control, hoặc try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much thêm difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much thêm difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything bạn see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are thêm important than her.
4. She needs to get bạn thực phẩm while bạn sit and do whatever bạn want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. cái tát, đánh đập, smack her đít, mông, ass and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that bạn tình yêu her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. di chuyển somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...
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posted by Caligirl2011
So open up your iTunes hoặc âm nhạc player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!

1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl bạn like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. ngày song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. tình yêu song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
posted by happyfreak
A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she đã đưa ý kiến it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written bởi a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As bạn will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no bạn ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...
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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like bạn for a minute, and then forget bạn afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are bạn doing something?” hoặc “Have bạn eaten already?” are the first usual các câu hỏi a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all ngày but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...
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Some dreams stay with bạn long after you've woken up.
...
Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
...
1. Faulty hoặc lost...
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Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. bụi cây, cây bụi, tổng thống bush

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...
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posted by karpach_13
28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as bạn think we all are.

2.. No matter what bạn say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like bạn to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call bạn beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If bạn have cramps and we ask bạn what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the tháng and nothing more.

9.. If bạn really...
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posted by karpach_13
101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten một phút intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people bạn can get
to tham gia in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department bởi sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as bạn see fit.

9. When there are...
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Questions:
Do bạn think Eggs are disgusting?


Are chó cute?


Do bạn fish?


Are bạn at the age where bạn can drink?


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?


Do bạn have a boyfriend hoặc girlfriend?


Do bạn know who Hayley Steele is?


Have bạn ever watched Good Luck Charlie?


Ever taken a sponge bath?


Do bạn have your ears pierced?


Ever broken your butt?


trà is…?


Ever READ Twilight Saga?


Ever burnt Sô cô la in the microwave?


Ever wanted to die before?


Any siblings?


Sô cô la Pie is Gross?

Do bạn have a cat?


Do bạn have a dog?


Have bạn ever had a baby?


Are bạn father hoặc a mother hoặc nothing?


Do bạn write stories?


Your best friend’s name is…?


If bạn had a catch phrase what would it be?


yêu thích singer?


Is Robert Pattinson hot hoặc what?


Yes hoặc No?


Black hoặc White?


How to post các câu trả lời with các câu hỏi Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)
posted by MiizLadiDiime
Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in năm 8 yeah i đã đưa ý kiến it năm eight they act like deh 18 hoặc sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u Kiss hoặc snog Kiss oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i tình yêu bạn i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 Kiss kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang bạn oh come den fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i Mất tích my virginty ooh yh she abused...
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if bạn talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're Những người bạn with other guys.

But when you're sitting tiếp theo to us, and some ngẫu nhiên guy walks into the room
 and bạn jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if bạn sit there and talk to him for ten phút without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her bạn tình yêu her.

5. Call her before bạn sleep and after bạn wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease bạn back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her yêu thích movie with her hoặc her yêu thích hiển thị even if bạn think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss...
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