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Every clip from episodes of Arthur where D.W. has screamed when she's been freaked out hoặc scared.xD
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1. “I tình yêu your physique. bạn must be very strong.”
Boys are very sensitive when it comes to their strength. Complimenting them on their body will boost up their self-esteem and bạn will become an instant hit for them. However, make sure bạn don’t use this on every một giây guy.2. “Have we met before hoặc do bạn have any hot twin brother out there?”
This goes without saying. Which guy wouldn’t like to be called ‘hot’?3. “Are bạn going to ask me out, hoặc do bạn like it when the girl makes the first move?”
This line is witty and very flattering. However, use it only when bạn are absolutely sure that the guy is interested in you.4. “You are just so funny. bạn always manage to crack me up”
Guys like it when a girl tells them that she finds them funny. It makes them feel good about themselves.5. “You hardly find good looking boys with brains out here. Are bạn an alien?”
Praise him for his wit and he’ll be yours just in a blink!
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This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just thạch, sữa ong chúa because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just thạch, sữa ong chúa because you're the hero.

6. Call them a cà chua bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and...
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 I'm a drama Queen
I'm a drama queen
There are different types of Drama Queens/Kings. There's the stereotypical kind, who makes a big deal out of everything. There's the crazy kind, who is like a patient in an asylum. Running around, screaming ngẫu nhiên stuff, laughing for no reason.
Whichever bạn want to be, here are some tips on how to be a certain Drama monarch, hoặc a mix of them.

1) The talk
Everything bạn say, say it with purpose. Make asking for the time like asking if someone's life is in danger hoặc bạn can say it seductively. Either way works. Make talking about the upcoming test sound overly interesting, even if bạn think you'll...
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With so many cell phones in the world, it’s no wonder that every so often bạn receive a strange text message from someone bạn don’t know. Chances are it’s a wrong number. Simple as that. But what if it isn’t? What if the message is really a clue to some top-secret puzzle, hoặc sent from a spy trying to warn bạn of an assassination attempt?

These are the thoughts that run through our minds whenever we receive the message “where r u?” from a phone number we do not recognize. How do bạn handle these coded messages/wrong numbers? Here are a few options.

1. Text back – It’s tempting....
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Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. bạn can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say bạn should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching ti vi bởi candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find ti vi very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a soong, nấu ăn thịt hầm

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole con vịt, vịt

•    All foam, no beer...
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