Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope bạn like :) "I wasn't that drunk" "You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'" "You ran into Walmart and when bạn heard someone talking on the intercom, bạn fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'" "You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'" "You told me to give bạn a ride trang chủ and the part was at your house" "You asked your girlfriend if she was single" "You gave a midget a nấm and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'" "You were cutting open pineapples...
As many of bạn know I made a danh sách of 20 yêu thích animated heroes, which fanpop actually advertised on the fanpop page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous hoặc something. Anyway just like with my yêu thích animated heroines danh sách I'm going to be making a danh sách of the worst animated heroes. I just tình yêu to do these hate các bài viết just as much as my yêu thích ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just thêm fun because bạn get to make thêm jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a bình luận and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I tình yêu the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your tim, trái tim beat is my yêu thích lullaby.
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If bạn could see me, bạn could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my trang chủ though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes bạn happy. I always want bạn to be happy. I don't like it when bạn cry. bạn sound...
ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot hoặc putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.
Both groups like to hang out at fast thực phẩm restaurants and shopping malls.
Both groups have developed their own "walk."
Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.
Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.