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posted by Bluekait
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French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are thêm likely to become serial killers.

Everything bạn see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are thêm likely to dream when bạn are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If bạn tear off paper from bottles, bạn are sexually...
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posted by FlufflyHands
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Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until bạn are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines bạn see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by awesomeblossom1
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Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope bạn like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when bạn heard someone talking on the intercom, bạn fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give bạn a ride trang chủ and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a nấm and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...
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A while back I wrote an bài viết about link. I've decided to follow it up with a tutorial on how to make icons! They're actually much the same- the major difference is size.

You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint cửa hàng Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.

There's also the following online programs but I've never used them and this tutorial isn't necessarily meant to be used with them because I have no idea what these programs are capable of doing.

link
link
link




the Size of Your biểu tượng Matters


Now this part is extremely important and I can't tell bạn how many các biểu tượng I've seen that...
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posted by iluvsmj
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of bạn bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of bạn bastards who are getting on, get your đít, mông, ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want bạn to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When bạn come out,you may play with your train, but I want you...
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Ok so me and my friend tình yêu the mall but what makes it thêm fun are the following

-When your Mất tích looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could bạn please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When bạn go into a store adress your friend bởi a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if bạn go into one of those store that plays the âm nhạc REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but bạn and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about ngẫu nhiên things. like terrorists hoặc something

Have fun with Những người bạn at the mall!
posted by ilovepenguins
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time bạn turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him hoặc her that you’ve Mất tích your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he hoặc she has anything...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four các câu hỏi to determine the level of your intellect. Your các câu trả lời must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating hoặc wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: bạn are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in một giây place.
In which position are bạn now?

Answer:

If bạn answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. bạn overtook the một giây runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the tiếp theo câu hỏi try not to be so dumb.

2 : If bạn overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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a boy was asked bởi his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes trang chủ and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother các câu trả lời " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad các câu trả lời "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she các câu trả lời "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she các câu trả lời "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by Mallory101
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" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All bạn Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's tim, trái tim is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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Wax the ceiling.
Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
Repeat above until failure.
Rearrange political campaign signs.
Sharpen your teeth.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Braid your chó hair.
Clean and polish your belly button.
Water your dog...see if he grows.
Wash a tree.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
Flirt with an evergreen.
Scare Steven King.
Give your cat a mohawk.
Purr.
Mow your carpet.
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)...
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posted by slytherin360
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found this on the net:

9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the tiếp theo row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see...
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posted by thatguywashot
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1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray chó in áo, áo khoác closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet âm nhạc with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person tiếp theo to it: "Is this ghế, chỗ ngồi SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant bờ biển, bãi biển ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten phút before it starts, find...
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bởi a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much thêm successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why Fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14)...
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GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED bởi YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying trái cam, màu da cam on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as bạn want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza, bánh pizza hoặc something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...
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