Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that bạn think they're Tom Cruise hoặc Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie ngôi sao in question).
Ask the guy tiếp theo to bạn to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person tiếp theo to you, "Are bạn in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, bạn have a very irate home,' she đã đưa ý kiến governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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