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ngẫu nhiên Corrupt a wish!

SymmaGirl2 posted on Dec 26, 2011 at 10:01PM
Okay, so the rules are simple. One poster makes a wish, then the next poster comes up with a way to turn that wish bad. Then they wish again, and so on. Here's an example:

Poster 1: I wish that the entire world was made of chocolate.

Poster 2: The sun melts the chocolate and turns it into a big chocolate puddle floating through space.

Alright! I'll start...

I wish that I could fly.

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hơn một năm qua Sammisaurus said…
You fly too close to the sun and burn up into nothing.

I wish I could drive.
hơn một năm qua SymmaGirl2 said…
You lose control of the wheel and go tumbling off of the Grand Canyon.

I wish I could draw well.
hơn một năm qua ivoryphills said…
You draw too-naughty pictures and end up getting arrested for it.
I wish I had a donut.
hơn một năm qua SymmaGirl2 said…
The donut is jelly-filled, but the jelly was accidentally mixed with nuclear waste and you die after eating it.

I wish China became one with Russia. *OHONHONHONHON!*
hơn một năm qua Zero_Delta said…
If you are talking about Hetalia IDK, but in reality they form a giant millitary force and you and your family die as they wage war to take over the world.

I wish I could change gender at will. Hehehehe...
hơn một năm qua ImAnEasel said…
You lose control and the genders blend, making you a boy/girl mutant thing (I know there is a word for it, but I don't know how to spell it. XD).

I wish for never-ending wishes! Is that allowed? If not, then I wish I could jump in and out of TV shows, films and video games at will.
hơn một năm qua Zero_Delta said…
The word is hermaphrodite (but I probably spelled it wrong)

You took an arrow to the knee (or a laser to the face). You can no longer be an adventure.

Vegeta: Grant me my immortality!!!
hơn một năm qua SymmaGirl2 said…
You wind up contracting an incurable disease and have to live with the disease for your eternal life.

I wish to be a famous author.
hơn một năm qua ivoryphills said…
You get arrested and sued for copying Stephenie Meyer's novels word-for-word (even the title!) and selling it.

I wish my stepfather's daughters weren't greedy, corrupted, lying little wenches!
hơn một năm qua ivoryphills said…
blush
Too much?
hơn một năm qua SymmaGirl2 said…
Instead of greedy, corrupted, lying little wenches, they are now ugly, vicious, evil, robots that are out to conquer the human race.

I wish I lived in Japan.
hơn một năm qua ivoryphills said…
You hop on a plane to Japan, only to have it crash to the racist, unwelcoming side (note, I said SIDE, to indicate that not all Japanese are racists) of Japan, with no way out.

I wish I could sing.
hơn một năm qua bubblegum_kiss said…
you sing too loud and wake up all the neighbors and get evicted.

i wish i had naturally pink hair
hơn một năm qua ivoryphills said…
monkey
P!nk sues you because she believed you were trying to copy her style.
I wish I was a Graphic Designer.
hơn một năm qua BatCountry9000 said…
It turns out that your graphics are horrible.

I wish that the english dub of Sailor Moon was available for streaming on Netflix.
hơn một năm qua someone_save_me said…
The English dub of Sailor Moon becomes available for streaming on Netflix, but not in your country for some reason.

I wish I had a pet Panda.
hơn một năm qua SymmaGirl2 said…
Your pet panda is rabid and it eats you alive.

I wish crrazycake was finally off of Fanpop.
hơn một năm qua BatCountry9000 said…
She comes back on another account.

I wish that Thunderforce 3 was rereleased on the US Virtual Console.
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hơn một năm qua someone_save_me said…
It's re-released and you get it, but once you get it your console immediately breaks.

I wish I knew how to sing Silent Night in German like I used to. (Lolwut.)
hơn một năm qua BatCountry9000 said…
Turns out that singing Silent Night in german summons zombies from the dead to kill you.

I wish that Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 had 100 characters (50 for each side).
hơn một năm qua ivoryphills said…
crying
You get your 100 characters, but there's not enough room on the disc to actually make a character-fighting program.
I wish my kitten Baby would come back home...
hơn một năm qua BatCountry9000 said…
He/She comes back, but he's/she's got rabies.

I wish people would abandon that Hetalia crap and watch REAL history spoofs like You Nazty Spy and I'll Never Heil Again.
hơn một năm qua SymmaGirl2 said…
Your baby kitten got rabies and it bites you and you die.

I wish that I could play violin.
hơn một năm qua zeebem10 said…
Your bow that you are using to play to violin gets accidentally stabbed into your eye...violent huh?

I wish that I will win The X Factor when I audition.
hơn một năm qua BatCountry9000 said…
The show gets canceled before you audition.

I wish that there was another Captain Commando game.
hơn một năm qua SymmaGirl2 said…
The game glitches and you can't play it.

I wish I could write calligraphy.
hơn một năm qua ivoryphills said…
While writing, you get too much ink on your fingers and getink poison.
I wish I could see what Rishid Ishtar's hair would look like if he allowed it to grow.
hơn một năm qua BatCountry9000 said…
If it grew, Ishtar's hair would look like shit.

I wish that people on this site actually knew about Ghost from True Capitalist Radio.
hơn một năm qua SymmaGirl2 said…
Everybody on the site knows about it, but they hate it.

I wish people would listen when I talk in real life...
hơn một năm qua BatCountry9000 said…
People would listen, but they wouldn't understand what you're saying.

I wish people could just stop giving 4Kids! a hard time about how they're "ruining anime", when in reality, they're just doing their damn job.
hơn một năm qua mistymaydawngo said…
Everyone ends up enjoying the work 4kids does and all other dubbing companies go out of buisness


I wish I had a sammich
hơn một năm qua BatCountry9000 said…
Someone stole it.

I wish that Rapid Angel for the PS1 was translated.
hơn một năm qua someone_save_me said…
Rapid Angel for the PS1 was translated, but not into your language.

I wish for this to be my best year ever.
hơn một năm qua SymmaGirl2 said…
It's your best year, but you'll have super bad luck for the rest of your life after 2012 is over.

I wish I could have coffee without getting hyper.
hơn một năm qua BatCountry9000 said…
Coffee will make you drowsy instead.

I wish that yuri had more respect on this site.
hơn một năm qua SymmaGirl2 said…
Yuri gets more respect, but yaoi gets even more.

I wish that blue cotton candy actually tasted different than the pink cotton candy.
hơn một năm qua BatCountry9000 said…
Blue cotton candy tastes different, but the different taste is total shit.

I wish that Toonami was still around.
hơn một năm qua SymmaGirl2 said…
It's still around, but it only airs the moment you fall asleep.

I wish that I didn't have to go to school again tomorrow...T~T
hơn một năm qua pianoA1 said…
You end up having to go to school for the rest of your life because you can't seem to pass any grades. (ps. i don't have school tomorrow :))

I wish that everything was free and there was no limit to the resources!
hơn một năm qua ivoryphills said…
The degree of gluttony rises in all countries of the world.
I wish I could go to the anime convention next month.
hơn một năm qua SymmaGirl2 said…
You go, but nobody else is there, not even the VAs.

I wish I had some time alone to watch Ed x Envy yaoi videos.
hơn một năm qua BatCountry9000 said…
You have some time alone, but all Ed x Envy yaoi videos get deleted off the internet.

I wish that people would just abandon all that stupid Hetalia bullshit and watch some anime that's actually good.
hơn một năm qua Sammisaurus said…
Your computer glitches when trying to load the videos.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.
hơn một năm qua SymmaGirl2 said…
You don't procrastinate, but you are given a whole lot of work and attempt to get all of it done the day it's given to you, and you drive yourself to exhaustion.

I wish I could buy anime merchandise...
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hơn một năm qua XxEmolovexX said…
They stop making it!

I wish the anime character i hate most would die >_>
hơn một năm qua BatCountry9000 said…
He dies, but so does your favorite anime character.

I wish people would stop ignoring what I post.
hơn một năm qua SymmaGirl2 said…
They don't ignore it, but they troll all over it and raep your updates.

I wish I had a pony. Bl
hơn một năm qua bubblegum_kiss said…
you get a pony but it turns out you were cheated and its just a baby horse and then it grows up and you have no room for it anymore and are forced to put it to sleep...

i wish all the boys in my school were gay
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hơn một năm qua BatCountry9000 said…
All the boys in your school turn gay, but all the girls in your school leave because no one loves them.

I wish that Hetalia would rightfully die off.
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hơn một năm qua SymmaGirl2 said…
It dies off, but all anime in existence start having Hetalia references in them.

I wish I could do alchemy!
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