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Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no bạn ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...
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posted by awsomenerd
12
1. Get a bag of skitles. Knock on your neighbor's door, when they open throw the skitels at them and say "taste the rainbow".
2. Leave a note saying bạn ran away and then hide in a cây hoặc in a trashcan.
3. Chase squirls all ngày long.
4. Ride your bike around your đường phố, street hát a litte kid song like barnney
5. Go to a nhà để xe sale and hide things in the bushes, then come back and get them.
6. Get a bag of chettos and throw them at someone.
7. Kiss a ngẫu nhiên person and say "remember me"
8. Take your sisters/brothers underwear put Sô cô la on them and hang them on peoples door knobs.
posted by cute20k
10
Do bạn have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause bạn to spit and ask bạn not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. bạn fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. bạn blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All ngày long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I...
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1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are bạn OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's Halloween go to the costume section and grab a Halloween bag and go up to a ngẫu nhiên person and say "Trick hoặc treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if bạn know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher xe đẩy, giỏ hàng and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When bạn see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...
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FHM Magazine released a danh sách a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do bạn all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people hoặc that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late hiển thị With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved bởi The...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
20
Guys, I just want to say. I am so so glad that I've discovered fanpop. I've met some amazing people, I've read some inspiring things, and through fanpop I've gained confidence, and I've realized that I'm not alone in this world, there are other people going through what I go through. I've discovered reasons to back up what I believed before, which has made me believe them even more. I've had some amusing conversations, I've learnt things that I had no idea I didn't know, and I just want to say thanks. Thanks for being here when no one else was. I've been able to talk open-mindedly, gain support...
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1. Ask about pizza, bánh pizza maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the pizza, bánh pizza is organically grown.
5. Ask them if bạn get a free ngày with one of the staff if bạn make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a mô tả to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if bạn get to keep the pizza, bánh pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust...
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posted by woohoomlb
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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long cách đây Mất tích in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.




Common Sense lived bởi simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend thêm than bạn can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written bởi a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever bạn do, don't just hiển thị up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and bạn will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to Kiss in...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
There used to be a đường phố, street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle bạn with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
5
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bò đực, con bò, bull so that they can breed their own stock.

The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bò đực, con bò, bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact bạn to drive out after me and haul it home.”

The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects...
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posted by invadercalliope
8
Well I know emo isn't a type of person it's just a type of music.
So it's kinda like a sad story.
It's ok if bạn cry.
So enjoy.
get your popcorn
Sit down on your chair
it didn't make me cry
STORY STARTS:
A girl named melanie
was being bullied at skool
People laughed at her
She pretended not to care and tryed not to listen
but inside it was killing her.
She felt no one cared about her
That is she died no one would attend her funeral
Until!
She met a boy within phút of meeting him.
She was totally in love.
She knew he would never be interested in her.
So she went trang chủ and cryed uncontrolably.
The tiếp theo ngày at...
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posted by reb1009
8
Insanely stupid class fun - Funny school pranks bạn should (not) try in class for a laugh :)

Bring some sách to class and read them instead of paying attention hoặc doing any work.

2Walk around class begging for spare change.

Chew on your arm until someone notices.

Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back. After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

Sing your các câu hỏi to the class.

When the teacher...
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hàng đầu, đầu trang 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

link :
I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.


10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give bạn her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when bạn try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s được trao bạn a fake number. Some women will give bạn their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell bạn why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when bạn say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. bạn look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and bạn never get tired of being with us.

4. I tình yêu bạn and only you.-Well, bạn guys get the picture.

5. I will be with bạn forever.

6. bạn have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. bạn shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for bạn to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
1) wacg alote of T.V. hoặc be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat thực phẩm that can make bạn sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda hoặc crush
4) gety near load stuff hoặc equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late giờ
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms đường phố, street orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make bạn hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what bạn did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
Some dreams stay with bạn long after you've woken up.
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Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
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1. Faulty hoặc lost...
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1. Walk up to a ngẫu nhiên person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a ngẫu nhiên person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person bạn are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a ngẫu nhiên person the same gender as bạn and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" hoặc "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a ngẫu nhiên man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
posted by vlad_todd_fan
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1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite hoặc scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with Những người bạn that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a dao, con dao of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, bạn don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a âm bass, tiếng bass, bass Pro cửa hàng hoặc anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift cửa hàng and destroy everything...
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Are bạn addicted? Are bạn a super fan? Are bạn just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are bạn on fanpop too much?

1. bạn see something bạn like, and think Oh, I want to người hâm mộ that club!

2. bạn start shipping people bạn know hoặc see.

3. bạn hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. bạn hear something awesome and immediately want to go on fanpop and change your motto.

5. bạn hear something and bạn want to bình luận on it.

6. bạn have great ideas of something bạn should post on fanpop at completely ngẫu nhiên times of day.

7. bạn get a new yêu thích and HAVE to...
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