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List by SymmaGirl2 posted hơn một năm qua
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At the Izu Islands of Japan, there are so many volcanic fumes, bạn have to wear a gas mask to go outside

Cussing is good for you

The FBI spied on Einstein for 22 years

Ecstasy might cure cancer

Paris uses sewage to heat schools

"I Got a Feeling" bởi Black-Eyed Peas is the hàng đầu, đầu trang selling digital song of all time

Ancient Mayans drilled holes in their teeth to hold jade beads

Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" was intentionally pulled from the charts so that people wouldn't get sick of it

A man's skin has been turned permanently blue

kissing is good for your teeth

Men can be allergic to their own semen

Some professional baseball players pee on their hands to improve their grip

According to FBI guidelines, men cannot be victims of rape

The first internet tìm kiếm engine was created in 1990

bạn can always see your nose; your brain just ignores it
News by zutaradragon posted hơn một năm qua
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Accused pet torturer and killer, Jeffrey Nally Jr., appeared in Hancock County Court on Monday., January 20th . Nally’s court appearances have been delayed numerous times over the past year; most recently because he requested a psychiatric evaluation.

That tactic backfired, as the evaluation found him competent to stand trial on 29 counts of felony animal cruelty, one count of domestic battery and one count of kidnapping. If he is convicted, each count of animal cruelty could bring a 1-5 năm sentence.

According to Hancock County Prosecutor James Davis, Nally was offered a plea deal that would have had him serving 10-45 years. Nally refused, apparently willing to take his chances with a jury.

Nally’s former girlfriend, Jessica Sellers, is expected to testify. She told police that he had held her captive for two months in his trang chủ at 1855 Orchard Lane, New Cumberland W.Virginia where he physically and sexually abused her, and terrorized her bởi killing twenty nine pets that he had obtained from “Free to good home” classified ads. She told police that he frequently forced her to hold the chó and chó con while he killed them, and in other...
Article by hetaliaitaly posted hơn một năm qua
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There is one place that i would be i stare at bạn then back at me life and death are just the same neither one need emotional pain through clouds and sees made of dreams been smashed against the time of streams dark and blue black and white neither one has no light being me and being bạn has nothing to do with my mood i cant help being me i cant help being what peolpe see.

I dont care if bạn stare people look everywhere i am never going to be black hoặc blue my tim, trái tim is just as light as the two although i can here that sound its not really there but it is around i wont be who bạn say to be because im happy young and free being me is being good im happy my life.
Article by anime7reality posted hơn một năm qua
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All night was snowing and today at school we had snow fights.We had snow everywhere even in our class.All the people were wet.

So,our class is at the 2nd floor.The windows were opened and down were angry schoolmates; they stared to throw with snowballs....My classmates started to *********** and thats the reason why those kids were angry...

Really I forgot what was the point.....

The boys start saying thinks like: "Who is sitting is a big stupid" hoặc "Who is looking at me is cool"

But it was very funny....
List by Usui--takumi posted hơn một năm qua
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Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did bạn get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A chim cánh cụt rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat, when she sees an con voi she puts her wedding ring on.
Chuck Norris has got golden yellow pee. He likes clean bananas.
Get it? His banana, it's clean? A trái chuối, chuối is yellow?
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the...
News by anime7reality posted hơn một năm qua
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Advice: So... I hope that bạn are not eating hoặc bạn just ate because bạn are going to puke...

Today at school happend something very funny but gross at the same time. We had P.E. and then we had English. I sat in my bàn and I felt a strange smell, but that smell didn't mind for me. One of my classmates đã đưa ý kiến that it smells like WC. After the English lesson a girl came tiếp theo to me( I was not in my desk) and asked me:
"Is that your SHIT over there?"
I said: "What?*looking under my desk*OMG! WTF! A piece of SHIT( it wasn't chocolate) under my desk...!!!!!
* looking at my left shoe * Oh Fuck!!! I went to bathroom to clean my shoe...
The problem was: HOW TO TAKE OUT THAT SHIT! It mùi, nấu chảy ra like hell.
On the board wrote:"Evacuate the Class!"
We solved that problem... * I do not tell bạn that part *
But the problem was that all school knew about that!! .•~•
I hope that nobody remind about that tomorrow...

Article by Usui--takumi posted hơn một năm qua
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Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall tường and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 giây and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa! Easy boy!!''
10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread đậu phụng, đậu phộng bơ on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall tường of your neighbor. Then say,''Whoops,could bạn kick that back over here, please?"
Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hơn một năm qua
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i get this feeling everynight i just cant seem to stop i know its not there i know its not real but it feels like its there it touches my head it haunts my dreams it looks and feels as real as it seems.

i cant help it oh when will it end i think its going to kill me in the end im sick and tired of it catching me a dark shadow only i can see it tells me to just stop still for one một giây hoặc thêm time enough to swollow me whole in a life of hate a gore.
( (this is what my dreams are like they feel to real to be not there it anoys me i cant sleep its nearly one in the morning and everyone is asleep but me))
Opinion by ThatDarnHippo posted hơn một năm qua
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This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern ngày issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). tình yêu hoặc hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.

A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years cách đây were blacks được trao the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination against gays, because there is a lack of separation between government and the church. In most states, gays aren’t allowed to get married hoặc adopt, because according to The Bible, homosexuality is a sin (The Bible also states that it’s okay to stone children, but people seem to overlook that). If people believe this, that’s acceptable. However, their beliefs shouldn’t mix with government laws. The government should stay out of citizens’ private lives, and let them do what they want without harming anyone, such as have a gay marriage.
Article by gurlygurl123 posted hơn một năm qua
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Ok it was about 6:30am and i was going to my car to
go to school.Suddenly a figure pops up at my dads
bedroom window.Then it holds my stepmams phone up and it lights her eyes up.WEll i jumped back and screamed.My dad just kept looking up at the window.
Then the figure held the phone up to her ear and my dad got a phone call it was off my step mam.My dad looked up again.The figure pointed at the phone.My dad answerd it.
It was my stepmam saying i had forgotton my jumper
but the way i jumped back was histerical i like leaped back and screamed at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my lungs
Article by Gangster-Girl posted hơn một năm qua
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- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a giường of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your cái gối, gối X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous breakdown
- Give your goldfish a perm
- Fly a brick
- Play tag...on West 35th Street
- Exorcise a ghost
- Exercise a ghost
- Be blue
- Be red
- But don't be orange
- Plant a shoe
Fan fiction by klaine_forever posted hơn một năm qua
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Article by Alma_ posted hơn một năm qua
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Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Siêu nhân pajamas. Siêu nhân wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do bạn know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' yêu thích Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a thuyền he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Opinion by Alma_ posted hơn một năm qua
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Why Did the Chicken vượt qua, cross the Road?

George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road hoặc not. The chicken is either with us hoặc it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not vượt qua, cross the road with THAT chicken. What do bạn mean bởi chicken? Could bạn define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road hoặc the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only vượt qua, cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to vượt qua, cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Opinion by adaug posted hơn một năm qua
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"Next...Come in!"Mr. Franklin said.When i walked through the doors,I thought."Wow,this!My first job interview!"I waited for him to tell me to sit down."Sit on the couch."Mr. Franklin commanded.
"Oh...Okay."I sat in the middle of the couch."So,What's your name?Full name?"He asked."Jenifer Grace Golike."I answered."How do bạn spell your last name?"He asked looking up from his clipboard."G-o-l-i-k-e."I replied."Okay,have bạn had any job...experience?"He đã đưa ý kiến taping his pen on his paper."Does a nước chanh stand count?"I thought,but of course,NO."No."I decided."Okay,tell us about your background,as a child?Growing up?"Mr. Franklin said.Mom didn't say he would ask that!"Well,as a child..."

1989,January 16,Six years old.
"Jenny!Lunch!"Momma called."Coming!"I đã đưa ý kiến running downstairs,I found a place to sit."Okay!"I đã đưa ý kiến waiting to eat."Sandwiches,Potatoes,Carrots,And Peas."Mom đã đưa ý kiến lining out food.My siblings came running inside from the backyard."Boys!Wash up!Stop playing in the dirt!"Mom demanded."Eww!Worms?Boys are disgusting!"I said."That's what I told your Aunt Sam,Next thing bạn know she's got 5 kids!"Mom told me while she was putting the potatoes on our...
Opinion by amy36y posted hơn một năm qua
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nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
List by SymmaGirl2 posted hơn một năm qua
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Yup. tiêu đề says it all. Let's start, shall we?

The Mất tích my pants.
The Sum of all my pants.
Green Eggs and my pants.
Fairy School my pants.
Washington's my pants.
Diary of a Wimpy my pants.
Lock and my pants. my pants.
Citizen my pants.
Joy of my pants.
Emotional my pants.
Good to my pants.
Twenty my pants. my pants.
vượt qua, cross My tim, trái tim and Hope to my pants.
I'd Tell bạn I tình yêu You, but then I'd Have to Kill my pants.
Hannibal my pants.
Shoot Him if He my pants. my pants.
For Hearing People my pants.
Brotherhood of my pants.
Where the Red cây dương xỉ, dương xỉ my pants. my pants.
Into the my pants.
Article by VilleValoGirl posted hơn một năm qua
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The air of deep colours hovered over my head,
magnetic, enchanting splitting colours.
I levered the illusions listening to màu hồng, hồng Floyd.
my veins never felt the blood this way;
speeding to give a bloc to my mind
free the soul from this bib body.
Apagoge the world is in my command
but dreadful the vision may end,
I was marijuanaised.

The leaves found its way to leave the seeds
smothered with tobacco, the grass
no longer stayed as allied.
Rolled in an ashen paper with a soft bud
these were the signs, I have had heeds.
My lungs felt the grey smoke, opening to the miracle
and insignificant the world around
I esteemed the powers of the that white stick
glowing and shining the colours surround.
My mind went at ease
gathering the colours
just then I inked these words
dragged right out of the white smoke
when hands were observing peace.
I was marijuanaised
Article by The_Random_Guy posted hơn một năm qua
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The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A chó sói, sói named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do bạn want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." các câu trả lời Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are bạn doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as she looks at Jessica.
"I agree with Dakota." Adds Kelsey.
"Ok, ok..Anyway, what do bạn guys want?"
"We just wanted to make sure bạn were ok." Says Kelsey.
"I'm fine, just really bored so I decided to make some traps."

Immidately after Jessica finneshed her sentance, Gibby jumps out from behind a tree.
"Haha! Your traps wont work now because I know where they all are!" Says Gibby with a smart attitude.
Opinion by koolkat-1104 posted hơn một năm qua
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I believe in my tim, trái tim that we shouldn't have to change hoặc selves hoặc stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our tim, trái tim is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make bạn stronger.For example if bạn want to be a singer be a singer,If bạn want to be an Artist be an artist.If bạn want to be different and original than be original because bạn have to fulfill your dreams.If bạn stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy hoặc complete and you'll let the hater win bởi giving him hoặc her hoặc whatever power.Don't bạn ever let anyone discourage bạn and make bạn feel bạn can't do something bạn really want that's in your heart.You can't give up on your dreams just to make that person happy because you'll never feel happy for yourself and your letting that person win power.If bạn ignore them and keep going after your dreams bạn will be a winner and feel happy.Everyone has haters even the people that don't strive to be great.You have to stand up for what bạn believe in deep down and follow your tim, trái tim and don't let judgement stop you.Some may say they are fantasies But i...
Article by tokidoki123 posted hơn một năm qua
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Slam a guy in the head with hungary's pan,make gilbird peck someone,Throw a rượu vodka, vodka bottle on someones head,Yell pasta,Find someone in a cà chua box,Shoot someone with germany's gun,Show your disgust through the piano,Romano headbash/choke somebody,Buy plenty of sausages at the mart,Call someone Romano/Italy style,give dirty sách for christmas,ask england to marry you,get a cua, con cua stuck in your head,Make bad tea,whip your hair back and forth with france,Eat Too many burgers,talk to panda man,Order the ''F*ck box", Get kidnapped too many times,Float through the air screaming Vodka,Eat mỳ ống, mì ống with vodka,Become one with mother russia (Ja?),shoot a missle into englands head,Summon russia,call someone a potato eating bastard,try to sneak into your siblings giường at night,Go Kolkolkoling,Go ahh-ah-ahh when someones yelling,get a curl on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of your head,Get your hair Công chúa tóc mây with someone else,*Out of breath* I'm can't finish this over my awesomeness What am i going to tell bạn bạn ask? im telling bạn me and england's bringing sexy back!
Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hơn một năm qua
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Allen Walker
Neji Hyuga
Shikamaru Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
South Italy
North Italy
Near/Nate River
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
(there are thêm but i cant be stuffed naming them um bình luận if i have missed any male anime dudes bạn like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
List by someone_save_me posted hơn một năm qua
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These are just some, thêm will probably be added later.

I hate:
-Animal abusers
-Child abusers
-Butthurt moralfags (If bạn get mad at me saying moralfags, well then, bạn must be new here. I'm not homophobic.)
-3/4 the mainstream crap on the radio
-Jersey Shore
-People who don't thank bạn when bạn open a door for them
-Toddlers and Tiaras
-People who are always snooPING AS usual I see. /shot so fuckin' hard
-Fuckers who judge people bởi their appearance
-When my computer breaks down
-Fangirls who get mad at if bạn aren't borderline insanely obsessed with the same thing they are (Go on the Michael Jackson club and see my point.)
-Dolores Umbridge
-Skeptics of every little thing. No I don't mean I hate atheists hoặc agnostics.
-Tumblr (No one murder me.)
-People who disrespect their parents for no reason, like if your parents have always been nice and not strict to bạn and bạn just shit on their paperwork hoặc something. Not cool, man.
Fan fiction by SheWolf11 posted hơn một năm qua
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Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! bạn call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

SHUT UP! bạn DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All bạn are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has thêm dick! I have an army of Red Coats! bạn have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute? And yet, bạn still have the knack to boast!

Silly little England, bạn were never really great! Your eyebrows are one of the things that I hate! They call France the most romantic of places, the least bạn could do is give your people toothbrushes and braces! All bạn have is a really big clock, my Eiffel Tower makes panties drop! Why do bạn say bloody so much? Are bạn on your period? Sealand has thêm dick? Are bạn delirious?? bạn over rated bastard, with your accent and tea, people need to realize that the greatest is me! I am Republique...
Article by ivoryphills posted hơn một năm qua
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As I write this, I feel deep disgust, sadness, and anger churning in the pit of my stomach. What had set off these emotions is what I saw: a gang rape scene.

It was on a TV show, so I know that it was just acting, but still, to see such a filthy act was so upsetting. I mean there she was, held down against her will as a group of men just attacked her, laughing with contempt as the victim screamed for help (how could filthy động vật enjoy making an innocent person suffer like that so much?) I felt so disturbed at seeing that because even though it was acting, I still wanted to scream, cry, and rescue her. I actually felt the pain she was feeling as they hurt her repeatedly for their pleasure. That scene had brought up so much in my mind: how this sin and sins like this happen every một phút of the day, how just bởi being an African American woman, I am thêm prone to being a victim of sexual violence than anyone else (and have actually suffered it a couple times of my life), how someone I tình yêu was raped bởi her relative (whom she let go simply because he had a sick mother to care for, even though she doesn't know if he's actually caring for her), how so shitty the...