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List by bizeshnakarki posted hơn một năm qua
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I found this bài viết on the internet.

1. Insist that bạn are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the giường holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say bạn know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors bởi your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as bạn can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't bạn be going now?"
4. Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for him/her to come home.then act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, they, were here again."
5. Every time bạn see your roommate yell, "You jerk" and kick him/her in the stomach. Then immediately buy him/her some ice cream.
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Opinion by itchygum posted hơn một năm qua
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I dare u to... go on a diet for the sake of mankind... shut up... get a life... attempt to define the word "word"... give me 20 bucks intrest free... save a brother... put a fork in it... liive to be 40,567... have a panic attack in mcdonalds while ordering a a mcdouble... fall down some stairs... share that pack of pretzels ur crunching on rite now... tell a Catholic priest happy Hanukkah... donate ur mouth to some who will use it less often... bình luận on this bài viết if it made u laugh... người hâm mộ this bài viết if it.made u laugh and if u see any typos (yep, that's gonna make some fans)... and người hâm mộ me if I made bạn laugh

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Opinion by XxEmolovexX posted hơn một năm qua
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My một giây Hetalia bài viết since all of bạn who đã bình luận on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope bạn like~


1. Say "aru" after everything.

2. Instead of saying yes say "da"

3. ONLY talk about how awesome bạn are

4. Run up to ngẫu nhiên people and insist they marry bạn in a creepy way

5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"

6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.

7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL

8. Act and talk like poland, then at a ngẫu nhiên time switch to diễn xuất like another character

9. Run around demanding to be recognized as a country.

10. at ngẫu nhiên inappropriate times sing " MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BOKU HETALIA! "

11. When someone walks up to bạn hoặc touches bạn scream " DONT HURT ME IM A VIRGIN! VIRGINS ARE NO FUN TO KILL!!! "
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Opinion by XxEmolovexX posted hơn một năm qua
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This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just thạch, sữa ong chúa because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just thạch, sữa ong chúa because you're the hero.

6. Call them a cà chua bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and just say kolkolkol

9. Threaten to hit them with your frying pan. HARD.

10. Tell them to go express their utter disgust and anger through the piano.

11. Tell them they're so weak ITALY could beat them in a fight.

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Opinion by adaug posted hơn một năm qua
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4 days after Sam and her mom talked,this happened.
Sam just got trang chủ when,she opened the front door."Sam!Hurry!Go in your bedroom!Hurry!"Mom ran to Sam,and grabbed her arm."Mom!Whats happening?"Sam stopped to ask."There's someone coming."Mom whispered."What?"Sam whispered back.Mom couldn't say any more,She grabbed Sam and ran into her bedroom,There Sam saw her little sister,Nicky."Duck Sam!Now!!!"Mom demanded.Sam ducked as Nicky did."Mom?Whats happening!"Sam đã đưa ý kiến shaking."I-I can't explain!No time!!Duck lower!"Mom said.Just then...POW!!!There was glass shattering.Nicky Screaming.Mom quieting her down.Sam,Scared to death.Just then.Sam couldn't hear anything but the word "Joan" circling in her head.Joan.Joan.Joan.Joan...is...G-G-GONE.Gone.Sam couldn't help but screaming.Then...all Sam could remember was waking up in the hospital."Mom?Nicky?What...What happened?"Sam asked."You were...s-s-stabbed."Mom stuttered."WHAT!!???"Sam đã đưa ý kiến shaking.But she stopped when she remembered Joan.
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Opinion by -Yusha- posted hơn một năm qua
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Wednesday 18 February 1996

My dad just got a call from his ex-wife, my mom, telling him that she's going to the hospital because she's going to give birth to a new baby born, a girl called: Me. Its kind of hard to come to this world without knowing how hard and difficult life could be, knowing as well that I'm not going to live like any normal child living with a real mom and dad. Here comes me, token in the hands of a women that should be my mom but, everything changed in a while .. My mom decided that she doesn't want me, she gave me to my dad and he gave me to his mom, my grandma .. Moving from the hospital to the house where I should have to visit once in a week if I was living with two real parents, but it looks like I'm going to live in this house forever.

Laying in my grandma's hands, feeling her tim, trái tim beats, looking through her eyes emotionally trying to send me a message that she's going to replace the mom that I've never had. Living with her, dad and my uncle in the same house. We were a small family with less members, living in a house hiding it secrets & surprises .. Discovering every corner of this house, my home.
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List by bizeshnakarki posted hơn một năm qua
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I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Người dơi theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Những người bạn in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If bạn have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours bởi hooking a máy quay, máy quay phim to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal bởi conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hơn một năm qua
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Have bạn ever just stood there looking into không gian wondering why its not bạn who has the pretty face people say your ugly and just dont belong but they cant tell bạn who to do be your face is not right hoặc wrong your pretty in your own way its not them who makes your ngày be happy for who bạn are your pretty within your tim, trái tim and soul bạn have happy self control bạn only get once chance at life bạn happiness has no price stay the way bạn are no body can tell bạn who to be.

(hello people i am thêm happy now ok so i did another poem and it was actualy happy this time)
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Article by rayrayrox posted hơn một năm qua
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JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not hiển thị it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making Những người bạn but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to hiển thị emotions.

MARCH BABY
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses...
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Opinion by adaug posted hơn một năm qua
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"Hey,Joan.It's Sam.Call me back...when ever...Or sooner.I've been calling for...an hour.So,call me!"Said Sam as she left a voice mail for her friend,Joan.She started to get worried.Joan hasn't called her in a week!She wondered if she should go over to her house,And she did.When she knocked on the door,She heard footsteps.Running,Footsteps."Joan.Joan!Joan?"She repeated."Sh!"She heard come from the peep hole.Sam looked inside the hole.She saw a head peek up,A small head."JOAN!"Sam yelled.Nothing,No sound,Nothing."JOAN!I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"Sam Yelled."Hey girls!"Joan's mom said."Who's at the door?"She asked.But bởi the time she opened the door,Sam was around the corner."Does she hate me?Is something wrong?"Sam thought.From walking home,She ran home,Tears almost coming out.But when she runs,She cries,A lot.The worse part,it was raining.Sam opened the front door,Ran through the phòng bếp, nhà bếp faster than her mom could ask if she was okay.Sam ran to her room and grabbed her pillow.The door peeked open."Honey?"Mom said,her head peered around the door."What?"Sam đã đưa ý kiến between sniffles."Are bạn okay?"Mom asked."I went to Joan's house,and saw if she was okay,She didn't call me back.But all she did...
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted hơn một năm qua
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What i feel on the inside is not what i hiển thị on the outside i dont hiển thị tình yêu i dont know vein my life will never be the same i cant tell bạn how i feel because the hurt deep within my tim, trái tim is all so real the anger and hurt i cannot stand makes me feel like im the mist floating never going to rest in peace i dont no how i found this its maybe when people laugh and shout no matter what they say hoặc how they feel i always think my life is not real.


(over 100 teens each năm kill themselves hoặc think suicide because of being bullied hoặc teased it doesent matter if standing up for someone helps bạn but atleast it helps someone else and it may save a life)
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Fan fiction by nevenkastar posted hơn một năm qua
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Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
1st of all....this is my 1st story so I know It's bad and please please don't be rude to me. I'm just at the beginning of learning how to write good. So hope bạn like the story.
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I have a normal life, if we could call it that way.
Well, bạn see I'm a Vampire. Now, now, I'm not a killer. I don't kill people, I'm Vegeterian. I almost never drink blood, but I'm not weak. When I need to drink blood I drink animal blood. I tình yêu động vật so It's very hard to look at they're cute face and kill them. =( I live in the UK, to be thêm precisely in London. In a small, dark street. The name doesn't matter. Maybe bạn want to know how I look like. First of all I wanna say I'm not an Emo, Punk hoặc Goth! I'm a normal girl, who's a Vampire. I have long curly brown-blond hair and red eyes of course (MEMO for the reader, some ma cà rồng have red eyes and some yellow, so think about the color as bạn want. :P), but I hide them with blue contacts. I live with my small blond sister Emma who is a little annoying, my mom who is a normal "killer" Vampire and my dad who is...just like any other mean dad. Maybe bạn are asking yourself how can I stay...
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Opinion by MsMindlessAztec posted hơn một năm qua
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1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when bạn tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. xóa any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. bạn need to listen to us
6. if bạn going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i tình yêu you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if bạn get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing money
12. before sex, let us change into something sexy hoặc nothing at all
13. its a bad idea to tell us to hurry up when getting dressed to go somewhere
14. dont tell us what to wear hoặc when to wear it
15. we hate it when bạn bring to your Những người bạn house jus to hiển thị us off
16. when taking us to dinner, take some where nice
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Fan fiction by 90sfan posted hơn một năm qua
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One day,a bunny named Sparkle was having a picnic with her friends.There was a cat,a panda,and a monkey.ne of Sparkle's Những người bạn said,"Hey,where's Usomi?"Usomi was another one of Sparkle's Những người bạn who was supposed to hiển thị up for the picnic.He was another bunny.Nobody knew where Usomi was,so Sparkle decide to go look for him."It's OK,guys",Sparkle assured."I'll find Usomi.You guys stay here 'till I get back."Sparkle then went to look for him.And started her quest.Her Sparkle quest."I wonder where he could be",Sparkle đã đưa ý kiến to herself as she came across a group of blobs!Sparkle had her ngôi sao powers,though,and she was able to defeat them.She jumped really high and got one.She got tackled a few times,but she kept getting back up.However,the strangest thing happened when she defeated them.Baby chicks were inside of the blobs!Oh my gosh,Sparkle thought.They must have been trapped.Sparkle decide to take the baby chicks with her.Soon,she came across a pig."Hello,little bunny",he said."Can bạn help me find ingredients for this súp I'm making?""Of course!"Sparkle agreed.You see,the pig was a chef and had an outdoor resturant.Sparkle grabbed the ingredients and gave them to the pig."Thank you...
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Opinion by Me_Iz_Here posted hơn một năm qua
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I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.


Italy and Kid

Narrator and Liz

Greece and Spirit

Chibitalia and Yumi

America and Justin

England and Harvar

France and Giriko

Russia and the clowns

HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein

Hungary and Medusa

Liechtenstein and Patty

Belarus and Tsubaki

Lithuania and Ox

Sweden and Mifune

Sealand and Crona

Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.

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Article by hetaliaitaly posted hơn một năm qua
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One ngày there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to giường she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your door coming to get bạn the voice sounded really close now.

Emily coudn't here anything but then she felt something land on her giường "Emily im on your giường coming KILL you" the tiếp theo the Police found Emily dead in her room but she was missing a finger no one could find the missing finger and sitting on the fireplace was the doll it was so still but something had changed the doll no longer had a missing finger.
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Article by anime7reality posted hơn một năm qua
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Hello my darlings. Here is 11:00 PM in Romania.
One giờ untill The New Year. Im so exited(somehow). Whatever I will miss 2011 it was a beautiful năm but we have to watch forward. Thats the life.
All those years have passt very fast. I didnt see them. But 2011 left a very important vision of life to me.
2012 is a new year,a new beggining to discover the life......

Ahh whatever maybe in some countries is 2012 already so I say Happy New Year!!!


P.S. Im a bit tired and distracted but I will continue tiếp theo năm 2012 :)
Will be continuing... Happy New năm till then
Ah and make a wish ...
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Opinion by 16falloutboy posted hơn một năm qua
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Bad Shows on Disney
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So Random
A.N.T Farm
Good Luck Charlie
Jonas
Lizzie McGuire
The Proud Family
Phil of the Future
Dave the Barbarian
rượu mạnh, brandy and Mr. Whiskers
The Buzz on Maggie
The Emperor's New School
Good Luck Charlie
cá Hooks
Shake It Up
The Replacements
PrankStars
Jessie
Austin & Ally

Bad Shows on Cartoon Network
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Cow and Chicken
I Am Weasel
The Powerpuff Girls
Ed, Edd n Eddy
Johnny Bravo
The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
Camp Lazlo
My Gym Partner's a Monkey
Class of 3000
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
The Secret Saturdays
Chower
Adventure Time
Regular Show
The Amazing World of Gumball
Chop Socky Chooks

Bad Shows on Nick
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Rugrats
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Article by pokemonyellow posted hơn một năm qua
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tình yêu is a mystery, but don’t worry, Sewlock Holmes is on the case!

Holmes remembers his first love…

“Crocheting is not a girly hobby!” đã đưa ý kiến Holmes, defending himself against bullies, who were making fun of the crocheting pins and yarns that noodle out of his backpack when they hustled him on his way home.

Earlier that day, Holmes had excitedly packed the scarf he had made for Winnie. She was Holmes’ yêu thích person in school. They had bonded together geekily (in Science class), when they were discussing protanopia, and Holmes found out that she was one of the rare girls who had the disease. Giving her a scarf that Holmes had crocheted all bởi himself—which he learned to do from grandma—was Holmes’ way of saying he wanted Winnie to be his Valentine. It was blue and yellow, two of Winnie’s yêu thích colors. He didn’t see Winnie all day, and was walking trang chủ dejectedly, when he ran into the bullies.

He picked up his yarns and crocheting pins on the ground when one of the bullies picked up Winnie’s scarf. Holmes yelled, “Hey, that’s Winnie’s!”
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Guide by pokemonyellow posted hơn một năm qua
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Dandruff in a bottle? Don’t be gross! It’s a winter wonderland! Capture the wonders of a white giáng sinh with this homemade snow globe!

Materials:
•    Empty Jar
•    Super Glue
•    Christmas Figurine
•    Pack of Glitter

Step 1: Get a clear glass jar with a lid. Clean it with a piece of newspaper hoặc tissue. Remove any labels hoặc glue residue.
Step 2: Choose a sculpture hoặc any clean object that bạn want to put inside. Apply super glue to the bottom of the object.
Step 3: Glue the figure to the underside of the lid. Let dry.
Step 4: Now get your empty jar and fill it with water. Leave a small không gian at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a jar, so it will not overflow when bạn add the glitter.
Step 5: Slowly sprinkle some glitter on the surface of the water. bạn can use different màu sắc hoặc just stick to one.
Step 6: Put glue around the rim of the jar and screw on the lid. Tighten it and wipe off any moisture left outside.
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Opinion by pokemonyellow posted hơn một năm qua
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Materials:
•    Clear empty bottle
•    Matches
•    Lukewarm water

Step 1: Pour a small amount of lukewarm water into your bottle. Shake and pour out the water when you’re done.
Step 2: Light a match and quickly drop it in the bottle. Shake it until the match burns out; notice that the smoke from the match will fill up the bottle.
Step 3: Using both hands, squeeze the center of your đám mây bottle as hard as bạn can. After several squeezes, you’ll see that a small fog will form as bạn release your hands. Place the bottle near a dark background to better see your very own đám mây in a bottle!

Source: K-Zone Philippines

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Guide by pokemonyellow posted hơn một năm qua
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Lights on for this awesome glow-in-the-dark bottle!

Materials:
•    Bottle filled with a very small amount of yellow-colored soda
•    Highlighter
•    Hydrogen Peroxide
•    Dishwashing liquid

Step 1: Begin the experiment bởi adding a few drops of dishwashing liquid to a very small amount of yellow-colored soda.
Step 2: Add one to two tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide. NOTE: For a brighter solution, bạn may also add fluorescent dye found in highlighters. Just cut small pieces of the highlighter refill and add to the solution.
Step 3: Immediately niêm phong, con dấu the bottle, and vigorously shake it. Turn off the lights if bạn want to see a brighter glow.

How does it work?
What you’ve just seen is a chemical reaction called chemiluminescence. Peroxides, with their ability to release large amounts of energy during some chemical reactions with fluorescent liquids hoặc dyes, usually trigger the bright glow. Glow sticks, however, make use of a stronger chemical like phenyl oxalate ester mixed with hydrogen...
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Opinion by r260897 posted hơn một năm qua
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now standing on last ngày of năm
i look back and see smiles and tears
somedays it was new too
somedays our mailboxes were filled with greetings
greetings of arrival of 01/01/2011
ngày bởi ngày we got used to
night bởi night we got close
so many starts so many ends
so many left so many got friends
learnt so much taught so much
learnt to smile learnt to give
learnt to die learnt to live
with loads of hugs and kisses
bye bye 2011
tiếp theo time we'll say
"damn our tim, trái tim still misses
THE 2011"
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List by jeniffer2200 posted hơn một năm qua
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i'm a tumor
Family guy quotes:

*Black Jesus!* "I rode this town on ass!,Yo mama's ass!" *Black Jesus*

"Meth is a hell of a drug."

"I'm a tumor,I'm a tumor...I'm a tumor!,I'm a tumor,I'am a tumor...I'am tumor! oh oh! I'M A TUMOR!"

"Pick up my poop!"

"I have the power! He-Man!"

"Giggity!"

"Luis! Luis,Luis,Luis,Luis,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mum,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mommy,Mama,Mama,Mama,Mama,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Ma,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mom,Mummy,Mummy,Mama!,Mama! WHAT!? HI! eheheheheh"

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Spongebob Quotes:

"Oh Please! I have no soul"

"Fenland!"

"I defy bạn tim, trái tim man!!"

"I don't think Wumbo is a real word...Come'on! bạn know i wumbo,You wumbo,He,she,me wumbo! Wumbo,Wumboing,WUMBOLOGY! The study of wumbo! it's first grade spongebob!"

"Is mayonnise an instrument?"

"I tình yêu YOU"

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Article by 16falloutboy posted hơn một năm qua
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Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The âm nhạc genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist and I'm the fucking lead singer of Party Poison”

“I have a few jobs...I'm a singer, a model, a cook and giving Patrick what he wants”

“I also am very interested in Death Metal, who says a sexy girl cannot tình yêu Death Metal?”

“I get pissed off easily so make sure bạn watch what you're saying around me”

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