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7 Sure things your mom should never know about your boyfriend

posted by neonstars

1.His cell phone number (picture this bạn are on a ngày with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to Kiss and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and bạn turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...

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Am I the only one who can't stand his/her family? (This was too long for an answer-question)

posted by sapherequeen

X(

I bet I know what some of bạn are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat hoặc what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two phút when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod hoặc laptop for a week if I left it open again. hoặc when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...

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Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants

posted by BellaCullen96

Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the tiếp theo table.
Turn around every thirty-seven giây to the people at the tiếp theo bàn and ask them if your ghế, chỗ ngồi is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever bạn see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their bàn and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time bạn take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the bàn itself; and make sure to make...

On The Block Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...

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Cultober II News and Future Plans or: I Suck At Keeping a Schedule

posted by windwakerguy430

The tiêu đề says it all, really. So I just want to start this all off bởi apologizing to like..... The three of bạn that probably were đọc this. Cultober II was something I had planned since last year. I reviewed 31 horror phim chiếu rạp last năm and really wanted to do the same this year. However, I don't have the same free time I did a năm ago. With work and other projects being in the way, as well as playing indie games for In-Indie, I have no time to review 31 films. I had hoped that limiting it to 16 would help... and then I limited it to 10. And even then it wasn't going to do any good. So...

Johnny Lightning Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh xin chào there. bạn must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, hoặc bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the...

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The Magical Creature Kingdom Part 1

posted by twinklestar11

~The Magical Creature Kingdom~

At the age of 15, a pony-girl had came to live with her mom and dad at their new fancy mansion. She had dirty blond hair that was to her shoulders, light green eyes that sometimes looked like they were blue, and light blue ngựa con, ngựa, pony ears on hàng đầu, đầu trang of her head. She also had a light blue pair of wings. This girl had also a ngựa con, ngựa, pony tail. It was dirty blond. Her ngựa con, ngựa, pony ears, wings, and tail were apart of her. She was born with them, but for years, she has hid them with her magic so no one would not see them. She was named Cameron.

Ever since Cameron was born, she was được trao magic...

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Merry F*cking giáng sinh (A Fanfiction)

posted by CielXlizzy19

This is an old draft I've had sitting here for about three years. Cleaned it up sorta, but it's still not at par with my current work. I wanted to keep most of the nguồn material as close to what I wrote three years cách đây barring some grammatical/diction fluency errors, mostly for a little look into how much I've changed. I just couldn't chịu, gấu letting it sit in here anymore. I'm not super into fanfiction, fanpop, hoặc even Kpop anymore for that matter, but I knew I had to put this out there in some form hoặc fashion. Let me know if bạn want me to write anything chapter, hoặc do something else with...

The Cold Hard Truth Ch.1

posted by YoyoLoverAric

~~~~~~~~~~~INTRODUCTIONS~~~~~~~~~~~~

My name is Yoyo, hoặc at least, that's what I now go by. My real name has no importance as of yet, but it will make sense one day. I am part of the GG's (or Good Guys), which is a gang of Rudies. What is a Rudie? Well, a Rudie is gang of "rollerskating punks", bởi definition of the chief of police, Hayashi. We never really needed to know his other names, because he constantly tries to kill us.

Yep, some cop he is, huh? Trust me, he wasn't the only fooled cop. The entire police force tries to kill us on a daily basis. We are sometimes lucky if we can make it through...

Snow Queen (review)

posted by AWESOMEGAMER22

It all starts off with a man runing from the nothwind a magic snowstorm that can freeze anything! His name was master vagard. He made magic mirrors that the snow Queen who had sent the northwind had feared vary much. When he got trang chủ the northwind broke in both the master vagard and his wife was froze but there 2 children who were hideing in the closet had taken a mirror that saved them. gdsidggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu h-elp blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blublu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu

When I Get Really Crazy....

posted by CheetahGirl5147

Well yes have these...Yes ALL of them at the same time so what I'm talking about is to hear what goes on my head when I'm really crazy hoặc hyper...So first go here BAAUER - HARLEM SHAKE - 10 giờ Loop bạn type that in Youtube then go to settings.It's the gear and click on it then bạn will see 3 options but click on the speed it says normal but change it to 1.5 then pause it then get a new tab and go to Youtube and type in Nyan Cat 10 hours (original) then do the same thing as the harlem shake except click number 2 instead of 1.5. Then bạn get a new tab again and go to Youtube and type Awesome Face Song 10 Hours and then do the same and put 1.25 then new tab and Youtube then bạn type in Super Mario Bros. Can Can [10 hours] and put it 0.5 make sure It's not 0.25 It will muck things up. So then play them all at the same time and...There bạn go! What It sounds like when I'm crazy hoặc hyper! And down there is...A picture of an example of what it LOOKS like...X3
~CheetahGirl

Why Zackkem should be back on here.

posted by goatfacewwe

There was once a kid on here bởi the name of Zackkem who had some pretty cool content on here. he had Like hàng đầu, đầu trang ten số phiếu bầu and other awesome things but the main thing was that he was a HUGE người hâm mộ of one Ariana Grande and I think that it was wrong for fanpop to Suspense him. So If u guys read this bài viết please Help Campaign to get him back anyway possible. Also he was a pretty cool guy to talk to. Also if u guys don't mind Please contact fanpop to ask what qualifies an account for suspension. Some of his hàng đầu, đầu trang ten số phiếu bầu Included Fave Tv actor, Fave female artist, fave reality show,fave movie actor, fave reality star, and fave song.

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Interview from an Animal Shelter (Please read)

posted by ITF

Pete

As a journalist, I decided to go to the animal, and interview some of the "inmates". I wanted to know what it was like in there from their perspective. What follows is not for the faint of heart.

I entered the building, and one of the workers accompanied me to the holding area. This is where chó are kept before they are allowed up for adoption. IF they are allowed up for adoption. If the chó are found to be aggressive in any way, euthanasia is employed. Fortunately, if "fortunately" is the word to be used here. In this establishment, and they use lethal injection, not a gas chamber.

The shelter...

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55 Facts about Human Mind

posted by E-Scope90

The mind is typically defined as the organized totality hoặc system of all mental processes hoặc psychic activities of an individual.c
Many philosophers hold that the brain is a detector of the mind and that the mind is an inner, subjective state of consciousness.h
Philosophers have used a variety of metaphors to describe the mind, including a blank sheet, a hydraulic device with different forces operating in it, hoặc a ti vi switchboard.h
Attempts to understand the mind go back at least to the ancient Greeks. Plato, for example, believed that the mind acquired knowledge through virtue, independently...

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advice?

posted by hetaliaitaly

If your someone that hates being alone hoặc just feels they dont fit in then maybe bạn will understand what i mean.

Lots of peope think they would tình yêu to change lots of things about there life but really what would bạn change? i would change how people treat me and this why ok! if bạn have ever been depressed bạn will understand what i mean people think just because bạn have one happy ngày with a friend means your back to normal.

But really one happy ngày with a friend wont make all your problems go away being alone hurts alot thêm than it sounds infact being alone is the one feeling some people...

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The Lonley Little Girl part 5 (scary dream)

posted by adaug

Taylor's POV:
The tiếp theo night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If bạn step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Taylor:NO!!!LIZZY!!!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
Lizzy:TAYLOR!WHERE ARE YOU?WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERY WHERE!*Sees Taylor and gasps*Taylor?
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!

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Eminem

posted by kassilove

When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of Eminem aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of Eminem and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” hoặc even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR

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help with YOUR pranks

posted by reb1009

The "Rick Roll" Hotline: 772-257-4501

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Have your Những người bạn call 772-257-4501 for a special message from a certain 80's musician...
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April Fools ngày Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033

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Celebrate our yêu thích holiday (or any ngày for that matter) with the April Fool's ngày Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!
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Prankster's Assistant Hotline: 781-452-0842

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Use the Prankster's Assistant Hotline for your pranks! 781-452-0842.
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The Urgent Message Hotline: 240-258-4005

(i had to add that extra gunk) XD

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Why can't I own a Canadian?

posted by Cantwait4book5

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses Lời khuyên to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she đã đưa ý kiến that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned bởi a east coast resident, which was đã đăng on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank bạn for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...

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Tears before Joy

posted by xSiVePux

I wait...

for 2 years long to reach my happiness, an unaswered câu hỏi has been solved out bởi the miracle of its own.

I never feel so happy unlike when I was 12-13 years old, those number is a crack of my flaw and the sorrow of my life but in return...
I always got stabbed in the back bởi those foolish mortals.

Those things were all just my past, those hurtful memories begun to fade away from my scene but the scar on my tim, trái tim still marked its pain.
When will it heal for sure? when will this agony vanish forever?

well the answer was this,

More pain I got when I broke my eyes, unfortunately it has happened...