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posted by Crazy_NarutoKid
1.The Characters are awesome

2.It can make bạn laugh so hard

3.It can make bạn cry like a baby

4.The fight scenes are epic

5.Theres blood

6.They swear

7.The storyline is really good

8.Theres Ninjas'!!

9.They have Sasuke(cool)

10.The weapons they use are so coool

11.The villians are so evil.

12.It makes bạn wish bạn lived in the Naruto world.

13.They have great opening and ending songs.

14.It makes bạn think about it all the time

15.It teaches bạn Naruto history
What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.

-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first ngày after the wedding.

Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do bạn want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do bạn tình yêu me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do bạn think that one ngày bạn may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can bạn Kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do bạn think that bạn may cú đấm me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.

-Now read the conversation from the below to the hàng đầu, đầu trang in order to know what happened after one year.

Have fun. ;D
(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive bạn to madness bởi letting bạn figure out why the heck I đã đưa ý kiến pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^


Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, hoặc perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P


And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...
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OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly

Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - bạn should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)

Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me

Name: James Buckley...
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posted by K5-HOWL
When life gives bạn a hundred reasons to cry, hiển thị life that bạn have a thousand reasons to smile. Be who bạn are and say what bạn feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind, For as we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your tim, trái tim broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend hoặc maybe even fall in tình yêu with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and tình yêu like you've never been hurt. Life comes...
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1.fart with your armpits with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell bạn to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác thực phẩm when they told bạn not to
12.spend their money and claim bạn donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary everything the say to bạn yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and bạn can use these to annoy your brother hoặc sister and watch the fun :-))
posted by bubblegumm16
1) She walks away from bạn mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes bạn hoặc hits bạn *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to bạn first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Những người bạn house *prank call her*

1) If he pokes bạn *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets bạn wear his clothing *he likes bạn in his stuff*
7) If bạn are tired of waiting for him to make the first di chuyển *make it yourself*
posted by milorox18
Rules that guys wished girls knew..........

1. If bạn think you're fat, bạn probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If bạn ask a câu hỏi bạn don't want an answer to, expect an
answer bạn don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless bạn are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid...
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Abounding times in your life bạn will meet mean hoặc rude people that bạn dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This bài viết will teach bạn all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes hoặc they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", hoặc bạn can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...
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(A/N) StIlL hAs GaYnEsS, cUsSiNg, AnD sEx! this part will be POV's of everyone -everyone being Adam Ty Jason and Jerome, in that order- and things that are happening to them in life and btw i need thêm ideas -im running out of them- would anyone be nice enough to bình luận one? hoặc many if bạn have many. anyways thanks for đọc this boring A/N and enjoy the real story! XxX

~Adam's POV~ (let's face it he needs one)

-minecraft partkour-

"Hey guys, today im here with Huskymudkipz, Bodil40, and MinecraftUniverse" I đã đưa ý kiến starting my recording.

"Yeah let's go" Husky đã đưa ý kiến starting the map.

"Wait up" Jason...
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1. bạn can name thêm types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean bạn would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a một giây thought.

4. Everyone bạn know listens to country âm nhạc like a một giây religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people bình luận on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", bạn know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...
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posted by sarabeara
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best Những người bạn and how we're always there for each other no matter what.

Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]

To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the tiếp theo morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
1. Ruin there yêu thích dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with súp and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)

All made up bởi me. ^ ^
1997 a girl named Lauren was walking in a forest and suddenly
disappeared; she hadn't been discovered untill 2000 when a young girl
named Mary found Lauren's body which had chest markings that said, "I
wasn't pretty enough." Lauren's ghost will appear in your mirror,
telling bạn that you're not pretty enough and ................................. See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See...
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posted by sideshowbobbart
1) bạn will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) bạn will check the Fridge to see if any thực phẩm has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and bạn are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) bạn hate it when bạn run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when bạn are in the middle of a huge argument and realize bạn are wrong

8) bạn think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 phút after the right moment

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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The một giây one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
found this on the net:

5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, hoặc Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab

1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.

3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that bạn can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person tiếp theo to bạn evily.

5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.
posted by bvbmary15
1. “I tình yêu your physique. bạn must be very strong.”
Boys are very sensitive when it comes to their strength. Complimenting them on their body will boost up their self-esteem and bạn will become an instant hit for them. However, make sure bạn don’t use this on every một giây guy.2. “Have we met before hoặc do bạn have any hot twin brother out there?”
This goes without saying. Which guy wouldn’t like to be called ‘hot’?3. “Are bạn going to ask me out, hoặc do bạn like it when the girl makes the first move?”
This line is witty and very flattering. However, use it only when bạn are absolutely sure that the guy is interested in you.4. “You are just so funny. bạn always manage to crack me up”
Guys like it when a girl tells them that she finds them funny. It makes them feel good about themselves.5. “You hardly find good looking boys with brains out here. Are bạn an alien?”
Praise him for his wit and he’ll be yours just in a blink!
posted by XxEmolovexX
This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just thạch, sữa ong chúa because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just thạch, sữa ong chúa because you're the hero.

6. Call them a cà chua bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and...
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 I'm a drama Queen
I'm a drama queen
There are different types of Drama Queens/Kings. There's the stereotypical kind, who makes a big deal out of everything. There's the crazy kind, who is like a patient in an asylum. Running around, screaming ngẫu nhiên stuff, laughing for no reason.
Whichever bạn want to be, here are some tips on how to be a certain Drama monarch, hoặc a mix of them.

1) The talk
Everything bạn say, say it with purpose. Make asking for the time like asking if someone's life is in danger hoặc bạn can say it seductively. Either way works. Make talking about the upcoming test sound overly interesting, even if bạn think you'll...
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