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posted by Canada24
#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist bạn have to believe every quote Hawking ever đã đưa ý kiến ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was đã đưa ý kiến that...
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So xD Fuck it.


-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White bánh mỳ, bánh mì is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown bánh mỳ, bánh mì is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, hiển thị Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 chai rượu lớn chừng hai lít, magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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rùa, con rùa sandwich, bánh sandwich has returned! I mean, technically, I đã đăng the last one 2 days ago, but since that's 5 days after I meant to have it done, the rùa, con rùa Sandwiches are returning to schedule. Hopefully forever. Anyways, it's TV hiển thị week, and since no TV hiển thị suggestions have been made thus far, I picked my own yêu thích show, Arrow! Enjoy! :)
Hello. To start off i like going on the internet, my yêu thích website is youtube. for some of bạn who don't know it's a famous video sharing website that let's bạn share videos, alot of people tend to đăng tải gaming video hoặc âm nhạc hoặc video of there cat.

I mostly watch a lot of the good Youtube channels like Seananners hoặc Vanoss and much more, and i sometimes watch ngẫu nhiên peoples channels. Like go to a video that has lots of views, click on some ngẫu nhiên persons channel via the comments. Sometimes i find great channels with great videos, but when i clicked on one certain channel my life was forever...
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Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls hiển thị that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little Sô cô la sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, cầu vồng chó cái, bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but bạn pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of bạn is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
After the smoke clears
And it's down to bạn and I
When the sun appears
And there's nothing left but goodbyes
We'll just turn and walk away
How could we let it end like this
Just turn and walk away
Should we niêm phong, con dấu it with a kiss

It's too late
Now you're out and on the run
It's too late
Held up in tình yêu without a gun

Silent night
We hold up our candle light
Silent night
The night our tình yêu died
No words to say
Now we're both too tired to fight
Just hold me close and don't let go

It was all so simple when
You were to be Queen and I'd be your king
I guess the dream got lost
‘Cause baby you're still bạn and I'm still...
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At the end of series 3, bạn never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be tiếp theo in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well bạn know that face hoặc a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If bạn don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she got trapped in the spirit world
posted by 2468244
On the đường phố, street where bạn live
Girls talk about their social lives
They're made of lipstick, plastic and paint
A touch of sable in their eyes

(All your life)
All your life all you’ve asked is
When’s your Daddy gonna talk to you
But bạn were living in another world
Trying to get a message through

No one heard a single word bạn said
They should have seen it in your eyes
What was going around your head

Ooh, she's a little runaway
Daddy's girl learned fast
All those things he couldn't say
Ooh, she's a little runaway

A different line every night
Guaranteed to blow your mind
I see bạn out on the streets
Call me for...
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I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak bạn out
But I
I think I might of đã đưa ý kiến too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of đã đưa ý kiến it’s bạn and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo...
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Yeah, oh
I pass my reflection, it’s someone else
I see your invention and not myself
I turned into your perfect girl
A total stranger
Now I see and I don’t want to

Being bạn when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
The truth is I’m wanting me back
‘Cause I can’t take this
I gotta be who I am underneath
Who I gave up so you’d believe
Being bạn when it’s all just an act
It’s overrated
So overrated

I let bạn control me hoặc so bạn thought
Don’t think that you’re perfect, you’re so messed up
I hid away the best of me
Too scared to notice
Now I do and I’m not going to

Being bạn when it’s...
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Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t bạn judge bởi the cover it’s so far from what bạn see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on bạn to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give bạn something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m diễn xuất out

Set me free, I’m ready to hiển thị you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a hiển thị what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m diễn xuất out

Welcome to a new...
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Mm, oh
I feel oh so glamorous, looking super fabulous
Sometimes I’m insecure, something I can’t ignore
All the flashy cameras, try my best to handle it
I’m just the girl tiếp theo door, I can hear the rumors take off
All the girls in the club got their eyes on me
I can tell bởi the look that they want to be
Be hot, hot, hot like that
But it’s not, not, no it’s not like that
All the girls in the club got their eyes on me
They put me down ‘cause of jealousy
But I’m not, not, I’m not that girl
And it’s not, not, no it’s not my world
So many girls be checkin’ my style
Checkin’ my style, checkin’...
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10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours hoặc mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do bạn put that back?"

I had a lot of fun nghề viết văn these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an táo, apple to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit bởi a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to my new world
Writing names, nghề viết văn names, YEAH!
Writing...
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Chapter One- Dominence
    I growled at my opponent's blood soaked face. He was a brown wolf, his áo, áo khoác tattared and split, giving him a look of insantity. He trotted in place, kicking up the mushy blood-mixed snow beneath his paws.
    His posture was dominent, legs hunched, spread apart evenly, his tail and head held high, but I could sence the fear in his green eyes.
    This was way to easy.
    My ear twitched, as if to remind me not to let my guard down. If this chó sói, sói senced it, he could take me down. And I would...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can bạn believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how bạn respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
me-every one đã đưa ý kiến the old house down the block was haunted *roll my eyes* no such thing as "haunted" so i told my friendz i am proving it its not "haunted"

THE tiếp theo ngày
i cant get in the house (sure duh yeah i was scared i was going in alone but i tried playing it strong) oh well cant get in well bye but right after that i forgot Chloe could open any door with a nail after that she pushed me in and slamed the door behind me

the house was so OLD & LAME & SMELLY !! and fucken large like wow HELLO i yelled ugh what was the point every time i took a step the floor creeked and every time it did i could hear a dark voice saying get..out

i tried not to yell so i ran up the steps and saw...the dead body of old man jons i screamed so loud i think the whole world heared me i had to step over the dead body to go past him i saw the dead body had a dao, con dao in the chest i new somthing was wrong
i have had it I AM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE
Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists hoặc pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. bởi the way i really wanted a long title


okay so in Australia out in...
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