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posted by teamsalvatore98
 The Capricorn goat.
The Capricorn goat.
The animal associated with your sign is this beautiful Goat, it is a surefooted animal that weighs in at an average of 150-300 pounds and reaching heights of 35-45 inches. Due to its hooves, with cushioned skid-proof pads for grip, the goat is very agile. This animal has a narrow head with slender, black horns that rise in a backward curve to a length of 10-12 inches. The áo, áo khoác is white and on the chin is a double beard of long hair.

The color of choice for Capricorn isBROWN
and most dark màu sắc

The beautiful Onyx is your starstone. Onyx is a type of agate (cryptocrystaline Quartz)...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why bạn would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**

1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until bạn find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit bạn first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of bạn shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...
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posted by CourtneyFan17
Choose 10 of your friends:

1. Madison

2. Christian

3. Natalie

4. Jacob

5. Micheal

6. Jessica

7. Mickey

8. Olivia

9. Bethany


1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to bữa tối, bữa ăn tối at their house. What happens?
Jacob and Olivia will probably makeout the whole time while Natalie leaves early :P

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Bethany wouldn't ask in the first place.

3) bạn need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do bạn choose 1 hoặc 6?

Madison of course <3!

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Kimmie will probably scream and tell everone XD

5) 3 falls in tình yêu with 6. 8 is...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
If bạn like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that bạn feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If bạn want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week bạn need to file bạn nails. Why? Because when bạn file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one áo, áo khoác of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby hoặc ôliu, ô liu oil on your nails after bạn have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!
posted by amethyst_14
Long ago, the moon lived on land, bởi the bờ biển with the sea, the one she loved. She loved him bec. he was the only one who had appreciated her not just bởi her looks, and he was the only one, who had shown her her true beauty. Together, they would dance on the shoreline, back and forth, back and forth. And they lived happily ever after, hoặc so they hoped for amidst them watching, was the sky. The sky loved the moon just as much as the sea, but not for the same reason. The sky tried his best to immitate the sea, even taking parts of it and making them into clouds to make beautiful patterns in...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent trái chuối, chuối even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a trái chuối, chuối is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but bạn can call me bobby jo

i shall return with a thêm stories of the help bananas society

dum de de de dum dum dum de dum

(thats the tune of are các câu lạc bộ song)

trái chuối, chuối trái chuối, chuối con cừu, cừu are there Những người bạn
posted by Cullens4eva
read these tips on how bạn can ruin a ngày so bạn can avoid ruining one in the future.

most guys freak when they hear the word relationship in the early days of dating. they think "oh no why did she have to go spoil things bởi bringing this up?!"They also often think that when a girl wants to talk about a relationship, she really means she wants to pick him apart, expose all his flaws, and make him feel like a toad. If bạn really feel bạn need to talk about the relationship, try a softer approach. Avoid issuing an order like, "We need to talk about us,"...
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posted by nichole22
one ngày i went hollywood and saw taylor lautner, made out and my friend got jelous tryed to make out with robbert pattison and told her to f-of she got angry and kicked him were the sun dont shine. me and taylor were going out then she tryed to crash thios party were in din't work and got arested and we brock her out. she went round my back and made out with taylor, i kicked HER were the sun don't shine she cryed in pain she got a gun tryed to kill me i called the cops she killed them so i used my awsome looks against her and stabed her in the eye she got pissed and killed taylor so i killed her mom. foung her in the bin kissing a con chuột who was biting her lip she got rabies and died. i got married to robbert and had three kids called bella, edward and jacob and lived happyliy ever after.

the end
posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when bạn hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
posted by sweetseena97
One late night there was a girl name kat IT was her brithday and. She was waking to the batingcade to meet some of her friends. She hered something. she đã đưa ý kiến it was just the wind mabe?.Then her cellphone rang she got scared she ansered it was her friend Lilly she đã đưa ý kiến are bạn on your way? becouse me and morgan are here. Kate đã đưa ý kiến yes i am bởi the woods i am almost here. O ok then bye. Then Kate stared waking again 5 phút latter here cellphone rang again she ansered hello she said. xin chào i see you. who is this? she said. Hahahahh đã đưa ý kiến the voise bạn are so cute when bạn freack out, REALLY WHO...
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My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.

On the first ngày of giáng sinh my true tình yêu gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the một giây ngày of giáng sinh my true tình yêu gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third ngày of giáng sinh my true tình yêu gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth ngày of giáng sinh my true tình yêu gave to me, four suburban trucks, cây moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth ngày of Cristmas my true love...
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posted by monsy38
It started with me. That's not the weird part though. Apparantly I was a lion and I was sleeping on a giường with a porcupine sleeping on hàng đầu, đầu trang of me. The giường that i was on was floating on something and when i looked down i realized that it was floating on a river that led to a gigantic waterfall. I looked to the edges for something to hold on to but the land was too far away. I doubted wether anything that was on it would have helped me either way because instead of trees and vines there was a GIANT lamp, a HUGE worm holding a clock who's numbers were falling off,some weird colourful blob thing,...
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((Turns out I made it long enough to be an bài viết rather than a post on the Mental Health diễn đàn XD Anyways this is thêm so a few quick points off the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my head that might be helpful to some people, enjoy))

Anyways, Ive been asked before how the fuck I handle my mental health what with have as many disorders as I do and as shitty of a mental state and how warped my view was of the world because of it especially when I was younger. I am kind of coming to realize a lot of my recovery utilized the abnormal 'skill' of dissociating like no one else's business, but I personally believe that only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards bởi an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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Even if bạn agree with Joel's decision to take Ellie away from the hospital.

Did he really have to kill the doctors?.. Espically in such a brutal fashion.

I haven't played the game. But is it possible he could of just talked to them?

No. Joel snaps. Having Mất tích one daughter already, he decides that saving Ellie is thêm important than saving everyone else, and busts her out in a roaring rampage of bloodshed.

Theres no moral choice here. Joel has made the decision for Ellie "and the player".

You've doomed mankind to indefinite suffering. And bạn didn't get any other...
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posted by TheLefteris24
 Praise Kek!
Praise Kek!
Heed those words Mortals and set yourselves free!

There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.

I am the tim, trái tim of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the ngọn lửa, chữa cháy of hate.

All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.

Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.

Preached bởi the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know




Praise Kek !!!!
posted by darange
what is life?
what is the eternal oblivion that we all are born, live, and die through?
where do we go in the end?
what will your accomplishments, friends, family, relationships, and thêm amount to in the end game? why do we do the things that hurt us the most? weather it be our future, our relationships, hoặc even our body ourselves.
What's going to happen if our sun dies right now, hoặc if its the end of the world? what would we do? what would bạn do? would bạn say goodbye to your loved ones? rob a bank? sit there all alone?
Is their even a Heaven and Hell? hoặc are we all forgotten in the sea of never ending people. no one cares. we all forget over time

what would bạn do in the end of the world? opinions?
This is something that's been long overdue, but finally I can express as to why our educational system is utter crap and why it has absolutely no place in modern society. If anything, I argue that it in fact makes people dumber, and I'll explain why.

Originally, I despised school just like every other kid would. But as I got older and doing thêm research around the internet, I soon realized that our school system is broken and doesn't educate children - hoặc at least, doesn't educate them properly.
The modern ngày school system was founded during the Industrial Age, back in the 19th century....
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are bạn busy?" hoặc "Are bạn doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all ngày but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If bạn have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Những người bạn come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Những người bạn that bạn ask their opinion of everything.

7. After bạn have your bath, bọc a bath towel around bạn and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...
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