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posted by IsabellaMCullen
1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make tình yêu with you.


2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until bạn find your
contact lens.


3. cú đấm the body and tell people that he hit bạn first.


4. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.


5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of bạn shaking hands with the deceased.


6. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.


7. Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.


8. Ask the widow to give bạn a kiss.


9. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.


10. Tell the undertaker that your...
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While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he hoặc she yells at you. Then ask if bạn got the job.
Stick a piece of cải xanh, bông cải xanh between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he hoặc she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s bàn in front...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, bạn let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
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of the sympathetic "stick it out and be tough"

I abhor the person who đã đưa ý kiến the line
"don't worry honey everything'll be fine"

Beware to the person who comes my way
saying "tomorrow will be a better day"

I wish I could meet the person who made
that all around classic "don't be afraid"

Can bạn understand what these lines do!
nothing, that's my point of view

People get sick of the same old stuff
not everyone is your definition of "tough"

These lines are a way to justify means
that we've done our part as human beings

Some people think "oh they're fine"
after the end of your clever little line

but do bạn understand...
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I was too, then I took 15 phút to pay attention to a video that explained in black and white exactly what is going on.

In short it's utter bullshit. Now if bạn think this is simply an American phenomena you're mistaken. Sadly enough. This bill will allow the government to extract those who violate it from their country(I.E Like they're doing to a British student Richard O'Dwyer: Google it) to be tried on American soil.

For linking to a song.

Now before I get in too deep I'll just outline it plain and simple.

Music downloads-GONE
Video streaming(youtube anyone?)-GONE
Manga hosting sites(Yes, this...
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posted by wolfgirl985
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan...
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posted by sweetangel222
1- beat your sister below.

2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".

3- paint your room tường with black one.

4- switch on and off the lamp many times.

5- put your rubbish tiếp theo to your neighbours door.


Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!

6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.

7- snooze in your dad hair.

8- take your brother below and hide it.

9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.

10- hold your breathe.

It's my own article

they are my ideas
wait thêm I'll write more
posted by jessicamc26
A wife arrived trang chủ and found her husband in giường with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! bạn aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set ngọn lửa, chữa cháy to the shed. bạn do whatever bạn have to do!"
posted by Mephadowfangirl
Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your yêu thích spot, hoping to post some video and pictures, answer các câu hỏi and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an bài viết hoặc two. bạn get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting các câu trả lời such as "you suck for liking this" hoặc "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...
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1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" hoặc "Are bạn doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all ngày long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from bạn girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...
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posted by emisa123
1. When in a public place, randomly shout "I TOLD bạn TO STAY OFF DRUGS!" See what he/she does.

2. When your Những người bạn is trying to tell bạn something important, grab a bag of Doritos and start eating them furiously.

3. When bạn Những người bạn is trying to have a conversation with you, yell out "I tình yêu YOU, TOO!" Repeat every few minutes.

4. If bạn go to a McDonalds with your friends, when its time to order, randomly yell out "IT'S RONALD Mcdonald’s RETARDED PURPLE FRIEND!" Then go hug a ngẫu nhiên stranger.

5. When your friend is wearing a new white shirt, cover your hands with that trái cam, màu da cam dust bạn get on...
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posted by izzzyroxmysocks
HELLO if bạn dont know me im izzyroxmysocks. if bạn do know me good 4 u!
i got this idea from lydiascats and im not a copyer.
things i hate
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hannah montana
meatlaof
the color green
my glasses
worms
homework
musicteletunes(youtube)
ect.

things i like
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người hâm mộ pop
surfing the web
spagetti
the #74
the color blue
Sô cô la milk
daisy(my dog)
cooking
tdi
ect.
now i will put ngẫu nhiên sentances!!!!
my homework iz cooking spagetti cause Sô cô la sữa iz blue!!!!!!
i punched hannah montana cause her meatloaf was surfing the web with my green dog daisy!
musicteletunes eat 74 worms because my tdi glasses were made on người hâm mộ pop!!
bye-bye!!!: )
ps thats my Những người bạn in pennsylvania
 my cousin,my friend, two twins, and annoying little brat
my cousin,my friend, two twins, and annoying little brat
posted by LadyL68
1.Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.

2.Guys hate other flirts.

3.A guy can like bạn for a minute, and then forget bạn afterwards.

4.When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5.Are bạn doing something?” hoặc “Have bạn eaten already?” are the first usual các câu hỏi a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6.Guys may be flirting around all ngày but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7.When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard...
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posted by CullenProperty
If you’re going to get drunk, don’t drive.
If your going to have sex, don’t get pregnant.
If your going to throw a party, don‘t let your neighbors hear your music.
If your going to steal something, don’t get caught.
If your going to make love, make it passionately.
If your going to lie, make sure your good at it.
If your going to cheat on your boyfriend, make sure it‘s not with one of his friends, but if bạn want to get back at your boyfriend, do make sure it’s with one of his friends!
If your going to stab your friend in the back, make sure she’s not looking.
If your going to...
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KISS, KISS, KISS! What could be đã đưa ý kiến about the band Kiss that hasn’t been said? They were insanely popular, had a recognizable image, Gene Simmons is a hack and I will probably hear from his lawyers for slander because he is that desperate to be acknowledged. But the point is, Kiss was crazy được ưa chuộng and had merch all over the place. Toys, lighters, and crossovers galore. I was familiar with the music, mostly the songs from Tony Hawk’s Underground. Fucking Scooby-Doo had a crossover with them for some reason. So, naturally, a video game was expected to be in the works at some point. So,...
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posted by Bluekait
Chapter 1 - Starting Off Beautifully

Years after the Phantom's death, Christine and Raoul gotten married and have a beautiful daughter named Crystal. When the Opera House burnt down, the whole town went to work to restore it. Strangely, only Christine's room was the only room that has not burnt down. Crystal's mother always told her the story of the Phantom and how he'd loved her when Crystal was a small child. He probably still alive and used his magic to protect his lair and her room from the fire. Crystal is now 16 years old and loves the Phantom story still. One night, Crystal and her parents...
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So, Tenkai Knights: Công chúa tóc xù Battle, a game on the 3DS that was forgotten about, even bởi enthusiasts of bad video games, like myself, probably for reasons that it deserves. And yes, I am stretching this out as much as I can because I have no idea what Tenkai Knights is. Unlike Deal hoặc No Deal, which I had a vague understanding of, I never watched the show, Tenkai Knights. I can’t make jokes about that. But I what I can make jokes about is that Tenkai Knights: Công chúa tóc xù Battle is a fighting game that was developed bởi Bandai Namco, the same studio that brought us Thiết Quyền and SoulCalibur, some of the...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Abbaye de Belloc
Abbaye de Citeaux
Abbaye du Mont des mèo
Abertam
Abondance
Acapella
Ackawi
Acorn
Adelost
Affidelice au Chablis
Afuega'l Pitu
Airag
Airedale
Aisy Cendre
Allgauer Emmentaler
Alverca
Ambert
American Cheese
Ami du Chambertin
Anejo Enchilado
Anneau du Vic-Bilh
Anthoriro
Appenzell
Aragon
Ardi Gasna
Ardrahan
Armenian String
Aromes au Gene de Marc
Asadero
Asiago
Aubisque Pyrenees
Autun
Avaxtskyr
Baby Swiss
Babybel
Baguette Laonnaise
Bakers
Baladi
Balaton
Bandal
Banon
Barry's vịnh, bay Cheddar
Basing
Basket Cheese
Bath Cheese
Bavarian Bergkase
Baylough
Beaufort
Beauvoorde
Beenleigh Blue...
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posted by ShadowFan100
Well, here's another chance to get to know Shadowfan100....

First off, I've been drastically depressed and it's getting to the point where I'm tired of having only my own thoughts to keep me from killing myself.

"But why are bạn so depressed, Shadow? There's a lot to be happy about!"

That's what some of bạn may reply back to me, but that won't make my problems go away that easily.

It's just that.... what really is the point of it all? What's the point of living here in this hellish nightmare? This world is filled with so much evil...

We got: murder, rape, greedy butt-holes, starving people, and...
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The Best Town in the World Has a Fall Festival
Every năm my town, Ashley ville hosts the Fall Festival of quả bí ngô, bí ngô pies. It's a really fun time. Everyone comes to the Simon Baker Park to play games, eat delicious food, see all the animals, and talk in the last of the silly weather. My yêu thích booth is the one that serves fried chairs on a stick!

This year, the Festival was extra special because there was a surprise guest; Katy Perry came to play on the Ashley ville Stage! It was the best buổi hòa nhạc ever. While Katy Perry played, 13 geese sang along. But that wasn't half as amazing as the fact that the geese sang better than Katy Perry. At the awards ceremony that evening, all of the geese won blue ribbons for their singing. It was the best Fall Festival ever!