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The best mistake we ever made-Chapter One: Truth

posted by moolah

The best mistake We ever made
Earth ngày 2011
By: moolah
Chapter One: Truth
Kaylynn looked over at her boyfriend, Beck. She’d just dropped a huge bombshell. She was pregnant. They were teenagers. They’d only been together for about 6 months. And had fallen in love. They’d had sex…and she went to the doctor because she had the “flu”. She’d found out, that it wasn’t the flu, she made him his yêu thích meal-Mashed Potatoes and ngô nước sốt, nước thịt, gravy and a miếng bò hầm, bít tết with thick nước sốt, nước thịt, gravy over it as well. Oh, and an táo, apple Pie with his yêu thích ice cream, Nutshell đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter. Then,...

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Lovely Lời khuyên

posted by RoCkInGAnGeLxX

Health:
Drink plenty of water.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and bữa tối, bữa ăn tối like a beggar.

Eat thêm foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less thực phẩm that is manufactured in plants.

Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy

Play thêm games.

Read thêm sách than bạn did in 2010.

Sit in silence for at least 10 phút each day.

Sleep for 7 hours.

Take a 10-30 phút walk daily. And while bạn walk, smile.

Personality:
Don’t compare your life to others. bạn have no idea what their journey is all about
.
Don’t have negative thoughts hoặc things bạn cannot control. Instead invest...

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interseting facts about girls

posted by yukikiyruu

Observation:

Guys never notice differences in their friend's appearance unless the difference is too obvious (like a very poor haircut that leaves the scalp like a partially mowed lawn). But with girls, it's not the case... Try walking to your friend who is a girl (the phrase girl friend avoided for obvious reasons) with a small stain on your áo sơ mi which is usually unnoticeable. Chances are that bạn would get caught within the first couple of minutes.

Care:

Guys try their best to be caring but come on... they are not designed for that! Girls often tend to care thêm than what bạn want them to and...

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Things Not To Say To Your Parents While At College...

posted by iluvsmj

Are bạn saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
Hey dad, are there any openings at your office?
I'm converting!
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are bạn again?
Mom, bạn too can be saved.
I need thêm money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have bạn ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.....

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Obnoxious Things to Do in The Pool

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Stand on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the high board and say bạn won't come down until your demands are met.

•    Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because bạn have seen at least 15 people drown today.

•    Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.

•    Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.

•    Take a flutter board and pretend bạn can't swim.

•     Hit strangers with your flutter board.

•    Ask an attractive lifeguard to practise...

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xin chào World! I Have A Challenge For You!

posted by tdafan121

I know I've been going on about this a lot lately, but I want to challenge every single one of bạn to try and start a chain reaction of kindness. I've recently had a Rachel's Challenge assembly at my school. We have one every few years. But this time, we had new material that really inspired me to begin my own chain reaction. Rachel's Challenge involves five challenges:
1. Look for the best in people
2. Dream big
3. Choose positive influences
4. Speak with kindness
5. Start your own chain reaction

Accepting and achieving these challenges isn't a hard thing to do if bạn really decide to try. Showing...

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ngẫu nhiên Facts!

posted by jeniffer2200

If bạn have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, bạn have $1.19. bạn also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest ngẫu nhiên speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...

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What They Say vs. What They Mean

posted by smileypop9

Found this on www.funny.com. That site has so much funny stuff...lol

Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious bởi now.
Do what bạn want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want bạn to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, bạn moron!
You're so manly = bạn need a shave and bạn sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all bạn ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This phòng bếp, nhà bếp is so inconvenient...

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my life

posted by CUTEDXC

this is a true story about my life
(cj is my crush kara grace chloe ra'janir and rockstar23456 are my friends)

kara-ok amber (amber is me CUTEDXC)dont get mad at me but CJ sent me a kẹo gram

me-WHAT!?!?!?! :o

grace-oh crap...HEY HOLD AMBER BACK

me-*start to chase kara while ra'janir and grace hold me back*

LATER

grace-why did u sent kara a kẹo gram?

cj-cuz i like her

grace-*comes and tells me* umm...amber cj likes kara

me-...*drops books*...WHAT!?!?!?!?!

LATER me chloe grace and rockstar23455 are walking up the stairs

chloe-OK CJ DOES NOT LIKE KARA

cj is behind her when she đã đưa ý kiến that

me-omg *runs...

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i think

posted by shutyourface

i think

that con cừu, cừu are the best animal in the world
and
trái chuối, chuối are the best trái cây
and
all vegetables are crap
and
clouds are better than smoke
and
fireworks are............um..........good?
and
a con cừu, cừu should eat a trái chuối, chuối what then says
"VEGETABLES ARE CRAP!"
and then say
"i tình yêu clouds but SMOKE IS CRAP!"

i think

Justin Bieber is the worst thing that ever

i mean ever

happened to the âm nhạc business
and
lady gaga is the best thing what ever happened
to the âm nhạc business
and
con cừu, cừu should be able to eat people so that it can over populate the earth

SO WRITE A bình luận AND BECOME A người hâm mộ OF ME
MY ARTICLE
AND WRITE A bình luận

YA GET ME???!!!

:)

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A ngẫu nhiên Story

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Gwen ran through the park. Her closet friend Annie had been kidnapped bởi the pizza, bánh pizza Monster. She heard a scream in the distance. It was Annie's scream the same scream she heard that ngày they went to rider roller coasters at a local theme park. Suddenly Gwen heard giggling. The giggling belonged to one Annie Armstrong, the funniest person she knows and the best at drawing beavers during social studies. Annie was lying on the ground with a park bench lying on hàng đầu, đầu trang of her.
"Annie! Are bạn okay?" Gwen asked. "Don't worry Kathy, I'm as flippy as the tiếp theo hamburger!" Annie called out. "what?" "How...

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50 hàng đầu, đầu trang randomest Sentences (And yes i got it from the person who made 100 hàng đầu, đầu trang words)

posted by RiverIce

100: CHEEECCKPOOOINT
99: Purple Monkey Dishwasher
98: táo, apple pie... hoặc Pumkin?
97: Sit on your pockets! (Well known teacher saying)
96: mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommmy mommmy mommy luis luis luis luis mama mama mama mama WHAT? hi.
95: Lawl
94: Baby turtles
93: 9000!!!!
92: Da da di da did did do do di da did di do!
91: MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD AND THERE LIKE YA WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAM RIGHT! I WANNA TRADE CARDS I WILL TARDE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
90: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck POINT!
89: 88, 87, 86, 85...
84: Online daters are desprete.... they rely on the internt!
83: mama I pooped
82: c'mon!...

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if your Boyfriend is like this, then so god help you.

posted by KatiiCullen94

starting from a text from me
july 13, 3.02 pm
[i] xin chào how was school"

3.03pm
Gay, yours?"

3.16om
"haha, yeah same"

3.22pm
"Since bạn carnt do webcam, bạn send me a pic;)"

3.22pm
"say that again and your gone"

3.23pm
"send me a pic"

3.48pm
"Fuck off, no respect for me"

3.50pm
"your just to serious"

3.52pm
No, i just have respect for myself, bạn need to get that i dont live the please you. I dont appricate bạn asking that of me."

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mat'e says:
sook
Katii xD says:
fuck off. alright ive had enought of bạn treating...

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0 to 200 in 6 giây

posted by karpach_14

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 giây AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The tiếp theo morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her quần áo, áo choàng and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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ngẫu nhiên

posted by Midnight__Sun

Why is it that when someone tells bạn that there are over a billion stars in the universe, bạn believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, bạn have to touch it to make sure?

In case bạn needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

2. On a bag of Fritos -- bạn could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

3. On some Swanson Nữ hoàng băng giá dinners -- "Serving suggestion:...

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Things bạn should NEVER say to a cop

posted by carsfan

1) I can't reach my license unless bạn hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't bạn the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, bạn must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are bạn Andy hoặc Barney?

6) I thought bạn had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do bạn know why bạn pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11)...

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LITTLE TONY

posted by Wendy99

LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and bạn shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a câu hỏi for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The một giây is gobbling down the hàng đầu, đầu trang and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the hàng đầu, đầu trang of the ice cream....

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HETALIA! Great Britain VS France

posted by SheWolf11

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! bạn call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! bạn DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All bạn are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has thêm dick! I have an army of Red Coats! bạn have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...

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Things to Never Say to a Woman During an Argument

posted by iluvsmj

Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing bạn naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't bạn have some laundry to do hoặc something?
bạn are so cute when bạn get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a một phút - I get it. What time of the tháng is it?
bạn sure bạn don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of chó cái, bitch flakes this morning!
Who are bạn kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

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Annoying things to do! :)

posted by EminemAddict09

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that bạn "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for ngẫu nhiên times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Những người bạn in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip...