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posted by sensativEmo
The argument over what's considered to be real âm nhạc goes on and on (and on and on).

Jyoti Mishra

How many times have bạn been in a pub/club/brothel and heard someone start up the same old speech, pointing at some trance act hoặc nhà để xe crew and going, "See that? That's not real music! They can't even play their instruments! bạn just push a few buttons and it's all done for you." The best reply for this I've found is to simply agree. But occasionally I'll suggest if it really is that easy, why don't they go and have their own hit record? After all, they just need to buy the right bit of gear and...
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posted by Pokemon_melody
NOTE: I do not own any of the things listed!

These are real names I made for things, if they became humans. Here we go~:
MEME:

Trollface- Trolly Mctrollmyer
Forever Alone- Foren Alones
Y U NO- Yuggle Uber Noober
Me Gusta- Mero Goosta

MLP:FIM

Twilight Sparkle: Tina Sparks
Fluttershy: Freedom Slait
Pinkie Pie: Penny Plure
Applejack: Annie Jackson
cầu vồng Dash: Rachel Danes
Rarity: Rena Taylor

Pokemon:

Pikachu: Pelly Chus
Oshawott: Onia Wain
Lugia: Lena Iesa
Skitty: Serena Tiens

Sonic the hedgehog:

Sonic: Soren Clios
Cosmo: Cleena Moise
Cream: Casey Maise

THE END
posted by cute20k
I fall
And sometimes I fall to fast
but this time I feel
like it could last

Theres these 3 words I'd like bạn to know
But I can't get them out off my mouth
I'll tell bạn that the 2nd is love, oh
But thats all i can say
There's 3 words I'd like bạn to know
But I can't let my guard down
Or my weekness will show.
These words express my feelings for bạn
I want to say them
So bạn feel the same way too

So I am singin in the rain cuz I know its real
laughin at every joke, can't help what i feel
They all say I'm goin crazy
but what am I without you, baby?

I could be
Going insane
but who are they to blame?
I am
so...
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(This is a new series I made. I basically review ANYTHING while staying on topic, talking like I'm the f**king son of Sir Issac Newton, and making terrible jokes I came up with in 5 seconds. Hope bạn enjoy!)

You know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when bạn break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.

Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed...
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posted by boomerlover
1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde các câu trả lời "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond vượt qua, cross the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish bạn guys could get your act together. Just yesterday bạn take away my license and then today bạn expect me to hiển thị it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a burning building. Below,...
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Why Did the Chicken vượt qua, cross the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road hoặc not. The chicken is either with us hoặc it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not vượt qua, cross the road with THAT chicken. What do bạn mean bởi chicken? Could bạn define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road hoặc the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only vượt qua, cross roads, but...
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posted by dannylynn92
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Childbirth is the một giây most painful thing in the world, right tiếp theo to being burned alive.

You are thêm likely to get struck bởi lightning than to be attacked and killed bởi a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never Mất tích a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that...
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1.When someone remembers the things bạn say
2.Cute sneezes
3.Laughing until my stomach hurts
4.Waking up with perfect hair
5.The sound of little kid’s uncontrollable laughter
6.People who except my extreme weirdness
7.People who remember me after meeting me once
8.Getting an A on a test I didn’t study for
9.When the first text bạn see is from the person bạn tình yêu <3
10.When your plans don’t work out but your ngày turned perfect anyway
11.Seeing a baby laugh
12.That one person who knows bạn better than bạn know yourself
13.When a friendly stranger smiles at you
14.The cold side of the pillow
15.Knowing...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Yay! girls,these days short hair is in. But if bạn have just cut your hair short and bạn don't know how to style it, it can be a challenge. Today we have some tips for bạn :D

Very Short:

This would be like the cut that Emma Watson has. It is a cut that gives the face a mysterious look to it. All your can do with a cut this short is style it a bit with gel, hoặc play around with the badg if bạn have them. bạn need to be sure that bạn want this look, because once you've got it, there is little bạn can do about it.

Medium-Short Hair:

This is a good option for those who want to try out short hair but...
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posted by simpleplan
1. If they want to loan bạn money, tell them bạn just filed for bankruptcy and bạn could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are bạn today?" say, "Why do bạn want to know?" Alternately, bạn can tell them, "I'm so glad bạn asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is diễn xuất up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...
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Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just Mất tích my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I Mất tích my contact lens!

Could bạn stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration...
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posted by Jeffersonian
These are purported to be actual test các câu trả lời from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes bởi which water can be made an toàn, két an toàn to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water an toàn, két an toàn to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded bởi sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If bạn are buying a house,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
So I was watching one of my yêu thích let’s play channels, Woolie Vs., a channel that usually plays a lot of lesser known indie titles, pretty much where I buy a lot of games I fell in tình yêu with, stuff like Sayonara Wild Hearts and Chroma Squad. But there was one game I played that made me far thêm cautious of what I play. I saw that they uploaded a playthrough of a game known as 198X, and I was already excited from the art alone… Little did I know that this would be a huge mistake.



198X follows the tale of a young boy, who is always upset, hates his town, and just wants to get away....
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posted by GrandDad
Hello, i am GrandDad, I rant about it so bạn don't have to!

Today, we will be diving into the magic of...augh, ships....

If bạn don't know what ships are, they basically take 2 characters from one franchise (or one not related to that franchise at all) and just say "oh so they tình yêu echother mkay"

Jesus christ, those people disgust me. And some people decide to take a step once and beyond and just draw porn of them. Why the fuck.


But here's the sickest part:


Some people decide to MAKE BOTH PEOPLE BOYS. what the fuck.


Worse, they decide to sometimes use it as evidence that 2 people might have a relationship....
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posted by alexischaos2004
Welcome to the world of Fanpop! My name is Professor Alexis. People call me the Internet Professor. This world is inhabited bởi creatures calle- LET'S GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS!! (I'm so good at making references in these các bài viết *D*)


You saw the title, correct? Now, các câu hỏi like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl nghề viết văn about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants hoặc not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! tham gia me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!...
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posted by ppgFireball
At cầu vồng Smash's place...

Armoni: -kicks ball into the net- ONE'S IN!!!

Starbright: aw s**t! Jimmy, can bạn help us over here.

Jimmy: i hate soccer.

Starbright: bạn hate everything.

Jimmy: true.

Rainbow Smash: ready to give up?

Starbright: shut up! that's why you're named after a pony! and you're boy! bạn sissy!

Rainbow Smash: oh....it's...on! -kicks ball to Flame-

Rose: bạn can do it big brother!!!! don't let him taunt you! you're awesome! that's why he's named after a pony!

Old Man: -comes out of his house- the hell is with bạn kids?! can't a man take a nap?! ya yipper yappers. -goes back into his...
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posted by Heidihi2
American Twi-hards — bad news…don’t get TOO used to Robert Pattinson frolicking all over the States!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis ngôi sao won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his tiếp theo film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A nguồn revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking phía trước, chuyển tiếp to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films Queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist tiếp theo year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
posted by Jasonfan44
It is also a Youtube video

1: Run around in circles until bạn puke

2: Stare at someone and don't say anything

3: Bang your head off the tường and try not to get a headache.

4: Get into a conversation with the wall

5: Go outside and pretend bạn are on a reailty T.V show

6: Watch T.V when it's off

7: Try to create another language and speak it to someone else

8: Try to do chin ups on your vòi hoa sen curtain bar(Not recomanded)

9: Get angry at someone for no good reason

10: Make reservations at McDonalds

11: Ask ôliu, ô liu Garden if they have a children's play pen

12: Look at all the words bạn can make with the word...
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posted by victoria7011
GIRL CONFESSIONS...
1. Do bạn sleep in your bra? No but I have done it bởi mistake.
2. Does your dad know bạn like boys yet? Yep
3. Do bạn enjoy drama? Yeah its alright.
4. Are bạn a girly girl? No.
5. Small hoặc large purses? Small
6. Are bạn short? Im average height
7. Do bạn like somebody? I only like celebs atm
8. Do bạn care if your socks are dirty? Not really
9. Do bạn like Halloween? Its boring
10. Are bạn double jointed? No
11. Where is the weirdest place bạn have slept? On the floor
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? No
13. Is there any type of rumor going around about...
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posted by PartyOrange
hoa hồng are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base Are belong to you
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'"
One ngày we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait.
God must like stupid people; he makes so many of them.
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
I bet the reason người mẫu are so skinny is because their stomach...
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