31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
Written bởi a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever bạn do, don't just hiển thị up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and bạn will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to Kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap bạn hard, bạn deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if bạn want to. If they're going out with bạn in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If bạn don't sleep with them, do not tell your Những người bạn that bạn did.
--8.5. If bạn DO sleep with them, don't tell your Những người bạn that bạn did.
9. bạn can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended bởi it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if bạn make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your Những người bạn will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do bạn honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets trang chủ safely as often as bạn can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If bạn aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's trang chủ safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats bạn first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" hoặc something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether bạn enjoy it hoặc not, it just matters that bạn went.
18. You're dead meat if bạn can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms hoặc friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out bởi PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If bạn don't like the way they drive, bạn do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where bạn go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. bạn forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday hoặc giáng sinh hoặc Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If bạn think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt bạn thêm if bạn draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When bạn have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, bạn have a lot thêm responsibility, privilege and control than bạn would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Mất tích in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything bạn did wrong will be used against bạn in the future.
Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).
Written bởi a guy. After years of experience.
1. Whatever bạn do, don't just hiển thị up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and bạn will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to Kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap bạn hard, bạn deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if bạn want to. If they're going out with bạn in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If bạn don't sleep with them, do not tell your Những người bạn that bạn did.
--8.5. If bạn DO sleep with them, don't tell your Những người bạn that bạn did.
9. bạn can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended bởi it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if bạn make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your Những người bạn will know you're a *****.
--11.5. Do bạn honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets trang chủ safely as often as bạn can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If bạn aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's trang chủ safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats bạn first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" hoặc something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether bạn enjoy it hoặc not, it just matters that bạn went.
18. You're dead meat if bạn can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms hoặc friends...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out bởi PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
21. If bạn don't like the way they drive, bạn do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where bạn go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. bạn forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday hoặc giáng sinh hoặc Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If bạn think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt bạn thêm if bạn draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When bạn have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, bạn have a lot thêm responsibility, privilege and control than bạn would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be Mất tích in a nanosecond.
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything bạn did wrong will be used against bạn in the future.
Now ladies, don't expect a guy to know every single thing here (even though that would be nice).
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Những người bạn
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them bạn are raising money to buy thực phẩm for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that bạn want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines ngày gift your Những người bạn a cucumber and tell them bạn grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it tiếp theo to your ear and say that he talks to bạn and says he need a new trang chủ and thats why bạn buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Những người bạn
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them bạn are raising money to buy thực phẩm for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that bạn want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines ngày gift your Những người bạn a cucumber and tell them bạn grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it tiếp theo to your ear and say that he talks to bạn and says he need a new trang chủ and thats why bạn buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like hoặc tình yêu and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn thêm fans......add ngẫu nhiên ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn thêm fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn huy chương ...u have to add thêm pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have thêm huy chương .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get thêm fans.....and frnds too.
when i have thêm ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this bài viết will be useful have a gr8 ngày everybody and type ur bình luận plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like hoặc tình yêu and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn thêm fans......add ngẫu nhiên ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn thêm fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn huy chương ...u have to add thêm pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have thêm huy chương .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get thêm fans.....and frnds too.
when i have thêm ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this bài viết will be useful have a gr8 ngày everybody and type ur bình luận plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza, bánh pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza, bánh pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at ngẫu nhiên times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that bạn are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this danh sách ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs bạn know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that bạn are a muggle born even if bạn did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope bạn liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at ngẫu nhiên times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that bạn are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this danh sách ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs bạn know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that bạn are a muggle born even if bạn did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope bạn liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a câu hỏi on this spot that asked "If bạn saw Justin Bieber standing on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a building getting ready to jump, would bạn cry hoặc scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do bạn people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone bạn know hoặc care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a câu hỏi on this spot that asked "If bạn saw Justin Bieber standing on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a building getting ready to jump, would bạn cry hoặc scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do bạn people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone bạn know hoặc care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did bạn here about the blonde who shot an Mũi tên xanh into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do bạn do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the đường phố, street when the sign đã đưa ý kiến "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when bạn ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do bạn do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the đường phố, street when the sign đã đưa ý kiến "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when bạn ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in tìm kiếm of you
Looking for the tim, trái tim now
Have bạn heard the news
maybe bạn lấy trộm, đánh cắp it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in tìm kiếm of you
Looking for he tim, trái tim now
Have bạn heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find bạn soon
*hums*
link
The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of bạn know it as the only song i know bởi tim, trái tim from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge con nhện, nhện i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!