From the internet :)

(1) He spends twenty phút looking at an trái cam, màu da cam nước ép, nước trái cây box because it said, "concentrate".

(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.

(5) He tries to drown a fish.

(6) If bạn gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.

(7) He trips over a cordless phone.

(8) He takes a ruler to giường to see how long he slept.

(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".

(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".

(11) He invents a solar powered flashlight.

(12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.

(13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.

(14) He takes bạn to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.

(15) He got locked in a furniture cửa hàng but sleeps on the floor.

(16) He spends time đọc thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an idiot!!!