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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone it's me InvaderCalliope!

So how was your day?
Did bạn do something bad?
Are bạn a boy hoặc a girl?
ADD ME!!!!!!
Would bạn rather marry jb hoặc barney?
The cookie monster will eat your cookies!
YAY I'M GONNA BE SICK! -pukes-
Let's sing a song!
bạn would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as i fell asleep...............
I tình yêu Invader Zim.
I got an 100 A on my project.
I'm watching Invader Zim right now.
I like bạn :P
I gonna hug you!
Now let's all dance with gir
xin chào mr.wonderful, oh your so incredible
xin chào Mr.wonderful, wonderful to me
Hey...........................
I am awsome!
The End
added by ladolcevita
Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last
posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I tình yêu you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

















READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i tình yêu bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way bạn are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl bạn need to shave

and when bạn smile, the whole world ducks and...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her trang chủ because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their các câu hỏi with questions

Ask if bạn they can put thực phẩm color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza, bánh pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a bình luận about his abs.

Ask if the pizza, bánh pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza, bánh pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free ngày with one of the staff if bạn make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys hoặc emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and bạn don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do bạn use these emotions hoặc others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) Kiss
-See thêm emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. hoặc be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat thực phẩm that can make bạn sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda hoặc crush
4) gety near load stuff hoặc equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late giờ
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms đường phố, street orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make bạn hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what bạn did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
hàng đầu, đầu trang 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time bạn wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say bạn don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite hoặc scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with Những người bạn that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a dao, con dao of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, bạn don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a âm bass, tiếng bass, bass Pro cửa hàng hoặc anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift cửa hàng and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a danh sách of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If bạn enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. bạn must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was giáng sinh Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute thuyền hanging on the giáng sinh cây and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at giáng sinh time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes bạn mad hoặc doesnt agree with your point of view bạn just báo cáo them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes bạn mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont báo cáo thm. Because we are a big family and we dont báo cáo hoặc block family we care and hiển thị tình yêu for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to báo cáo someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



tình yêu all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: bạn are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET bạn FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: bạn người đi đòi nợ, dun TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought bạn picked a ngày out of a hat for that hoặc something.

ME: kẹo ngày is when I say it is kẹo Day. It's when I say it is kẹo Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do bạn want?" "I'm calling to báo cáo my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank bạn very much for the call, sir." The tiếp theo day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how bạn looked thêm important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If bạn think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone đọc the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. hoặc the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an bài viết here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your đọc my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even đọc this.
4. bạn didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did bạn notice I skipped number three.
7. bạn don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that bạn silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then bạn realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But bạn remember that a fact is something that can be proven right hoặc wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. bạn wish bạn never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch bạn with the missing number this time. hoặc did I?
14. bạn wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind đọc powers amaze you.
16. bạn totally forgot I was only supposed to tell bạn ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog người hâm mộ character. Do bạn think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 năm old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel cá and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel cá could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a tìm kiếm as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a câu hỏi since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight người hâm mộ on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. bạn can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a bình luận to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the câu hỏi had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a cú đấm in the stomach....
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