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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I tình yêu you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








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READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children hát in a row, then bạn sneeze and bạn fall down. Did bạn ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - bạn used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how bạn knew bạn had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - bạn know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal yêu thích of mine) hoặc a thêm scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell bạn a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe bạn can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when bạn apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny hoặc not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would bạn like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh bạn gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: bạn gonna tell me my fortune hoặc what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell bạn your fortune?


Random guy: bạn đã đưa ý kiến bạn WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have bạn been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and bánh quy, cookie don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow ngẫu nhiên fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform bạn that a certain new fanpoper with the tên người dùng of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a câu hỏi saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a diễn đàn saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now bạn will not be able to find these two contributions why bạn ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if bạn want proof that she đã đưa ý kiến this check out this forum
link
Now bạn may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have được trao us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We tình yêu to be held, talked too but if bạn press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Công chúa tóc xù generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Những người bạn but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I tình yêu the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your tim, trái tim beat
Is my yêu thích lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If bạn could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my trang chủ though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes bạn happy.
I always want bạn to be happy.
I don't like it when bạn cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with bạn even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to di chuyển on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When bạn leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe bạn embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down thuyền in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other ngày we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, bạn know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once thêm at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure bởi now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo bạn can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to tham gia F.S. bạn must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. trà is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand tiếp theo to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't bạn even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, bạn need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Những người bạn then run up and sit between them and go...
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So there has been a lot of new horror phim chiếu rạp coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help bạn survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where bạn are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do bạn like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do bạn like ponies?

User: Yes. But, Kỳ lân are better.

Cleverbot: Kỳ lân aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE bạn SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: bạn đã đưa ý kiến Kỳ lân aren't real. :( I thought bạn were my friend....
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that bạn were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes bạn can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One ngày you'll ask me, "which is thêm important to you, me hoặc your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing bạn are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your tình yêu does NOT work for that person,...
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posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For bởi him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones hoặc powers hoặc rulers hoặc authorities;
all things were created bởi him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

Cruise control, on the other hand, is a feature found in many modern cars that allows drivers to set a constant speed for their vehicle. With cruise control, drivers can relax their feet and maintain a consistent speed without needing to constantly adjust the accelerator pedal....
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