Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off bạn aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so bạn aren't the one stressed on birth control , bạn do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 phút tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell bạn at what giờ to be trang chủ when bạn in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than trang chủ as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If bạn get drunk bạn are not seen as if bạn did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in tình yêu over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Những người bạn , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached bởi a stranger on đường phố, street wanting your money hoặc anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy bạn can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places bạn can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if bạn are fat hoặc not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off bạn aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so bạn aren't the one stressed on birth control , bạn do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 phút tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell bạn at what giờ to be trang chủ when bạn in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than trang chủ as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If bạn get drunk bạn are not seen as if bạn did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in tình yêu over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Những người bạn , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached bởi a stranger on đường phố, street wanting your money hoặc anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy bạn can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places bạn can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if bạn are fat hoặc not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.people excpect bạn to be good all the time and stay the same
2.Your Những người bạn get jelious when bạn hang with other people.
3.more people then bạn think hate bạn and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean được ưa chuộng person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about bạn behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put bạn with your Những người bạn because bạn talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but thêm then 90% of them are just hanging out with bạn because your popular.
8.If your a được ưa chuộng girl and bạn have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling bạn a slut.
9.If your a được ưa chuộng boy and bạn have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if bạn had a good friend and then bạn became được ưa chuộng they might stop hanging out with bạn because they think there not good enough.
2.Your Những người bạn get jelious when bạn hang with other people.
3.more people then bạn think hate bạn and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean được ưa chuộng person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about bạn behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put bạn with your Những người bạn because bạn talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but thêm then 90% of them are just hanging out with bạn because your popular.
8.If your a được ưa chuộng girl and bạn have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling bạn a slut.
9.If your a được ưa chuộng boy and bạn have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if bạn had a good friend and then bạn became được ưa chuộng they might stop hanging out with bạn because they think there not good enough.
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, hoặc being a creep, bạn will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks bạn can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell bạn where I fucking live so we can fuck ngẫu nhiên strangers.
Stranger: bạn like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: bạn ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, hoặc copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell bạn where I fucking live so we can fuck ngẫu nhiên strangers.
Stranger: bạn like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: bạn ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, hoặc copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their thực phẩm (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said