ngẫu nhiên Article: ten ways to know bạn have PMS

8

posted by kitkat709477

1.everyone around bạn has an attitude problem
2.your adding Sô cô la chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything bạn say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive bạn crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and bạn just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to cú đấm someone without a reason
12.if bạn start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if bạn were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give bạn 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so bạn know*

deathding, Spottedpool and 6 others like this

slytherinangel LOL I like that..but you should add "You just want to punch someone without a reason" and "Wonder if you could use a PMS excuse to get away with murder" I always get emotional and cry then want to punch someone in the face the next few days XD.

Cries_Bloodlova He he Funny

rosie23 I do all that on a daily basis. Is PMS a good excuse for being a total bitch?

Vocaloidcode01 XD

3

UnExpected tình yêu

posted by TOTALFan

WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, bạn told me."

Paige:"Why bạn here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop bởi and tell bạn I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I Mất tích my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?...

7

Do bạn think I'm a good writer?

posted by MegaNerd

This piece takes place on a bờ biển, bãi biển in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits tiếp theo to me on the crooked cây that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still hiển thị in her eyes and the grime...

2

i need everyones help!please!!! read this các bài viết first go to the các bình luận though!

posted by lilred96

(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell bạn my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell bạn what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person bạn will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my tình yêu even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain

P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!

Introduction to My Story, 'Ripples In The Lake'...

posted by musicfanaticXD

Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave bạn hanging. I think my tiêu đề is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's đã đưa ý kiến that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way hoặc another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what bạn think!

***************

We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the bức ảnh on my end bàn and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.

Slave of a evil Wannabe

posted by KatiiCullen94

SHILOH!" ok so now bạn know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave bạn chills and made bạn gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so bạn shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell bạn know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound thêm scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,,...

4

Definitely ngẫu nhiên :)

posted by sapherequeen

KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)

Okay, so lately I've been bored and I'm a little upset because someone took me off their fanlist (I know, I have no reason to be upset considering how many những người hâm mộ I have, but I'm just too sensitive to not mind). So, to distract myself, I'm going to see if I can come up with over 20 rock bands/singers that I love, and name the hàng đầu, đầu trang 5 songs I tình yêu from each band :)

I'm not going to lie, this will probably be endlessly boring...but I didn't no where else to write this, and this is the ngẫu nhiên club....

Well, I'm gonna start.

1. KoRn
(Songs: Hushabye, Twisted Transistor, Politics, No Way, Haze)
2. Evanescence...

1

Naturally lyrics

posted by KatiiCullen94

how bạn chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what bạn feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what bạn do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i tình yêu the way bạn know
who bạn are and to me it's exciting
when bạn know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...

1

A Poem to "Early Sunsets Over Monroeville"

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Note: The tác giả of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.

Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my yêu thích scenes

I sat on my giường on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living

We're older now. I need to get over the fact that bạn hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...

1

101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of trái cam, màu da cam traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your bữa tối, bữa ăn tối with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in ngẫu nhiên spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone bạn meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

2

Dreams are the only place where our tình yêu survives! Pt. 2 :D

posted by AnnaSmiley

So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a Supernatural girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf....

5

A story about me and my yêu thích thing in the world.. PIE!! :D

posted by Fangirl99

Thanksgiving is my yêu thích holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, bạn get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are bạn ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" đã đưa ý kiến the pie. it was quả bí ngô, bí ngô pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i tình yêu you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are bạn doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla

2

10 logical ways to win a band-off if youre in band at a football game

posted by Nayeli53

Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the loại kèn hai ống, trombone to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky hoặc disgusting, like melted Sô cô la hoặc a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand hoặc went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The ngôi sao Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...

2

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP?

posted by sapherequeen

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of bạn and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my yêu thích fictional characters :,(

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(

*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my thông tin các nhân page; it has expired.

You see, when I was on fanpop like three weeks cách đây this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me...

4

mysterious tình yêu chapter 5

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was đọc and math?"
"Boring"I đã đưa ý kiến he kinda smiled and đã đưa ý kiến "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do bạn no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just đã đưa ý kiến "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew đã đưa ý kiến "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was đọc it in the thư viện when i came in too look...

6

mysterious tình yêu chapter three

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter three-

Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the hàng đầu, đầu trang of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher đã đưa ý kiến "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...

7

thêm facts!! Part 4

posted by patrisha727

cần tây has negative calories. It takes thêm calories to eat a piece of cần tây than the cần tây has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to nuốt, nhạn the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes đắng, cay đắng things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...

7

GETTING VERY RANDOM!

posted by Dan_07

bndjbhdhddfgheirghfighrj
gvdfgimefhdgudfhgikerfuih\
gfbguvjfdbgfhgbu45sa8gtn7589
vghrfg54eyng9regrt
ghetngmo7o4a6sog
gi45pwgn6on7a4qgh06n
vqyno7oa65qp
v5y
6
g54n9p45ngwe45geg\f34
f4o65gt445554lol
fher8vfer8gw48g
loldontgetwhatimsayin'
gjedfug98ert8g45g8
vergir4kgn948ug04g
lolollolololololol\]
vfejhfgrigyre78g8g74
rweyg934ga45g87guer8g7pgjq8o45ng
gwg9qb8gyrfhr3bkf64
fgroqgngoe7rg6478gny
f3qi6r78f65gnt6789
fe8gwnyr78gn589g457
f3ibfg6q8buf843fguq3
fg3qifn634t\\\\\\\\jjruu4
f3i4f836wafi34wfq7w9034wbt8pbpw43a
f3b78q36it93top
f3ifqb637\

pbdhnrithyn7sh8rt5g78
gquin4784g745gop
u8wgn78t9g754
reugoreiygryt

I don't know what anything means...

6

Ways To Annoy People At The phim chiếu rạp

posted by BellaCullen96

Throw bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can bạn fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit tiếp theo to bạn because bạn invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...

3

Leaving {CHAPTER 2}

posted by Yama

Emily had the mui xe down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. hoặc maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five phút of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as bạn got into the car but...

2

ngẫu nhiên Moment

posted by vamp_grl_123

Ok so here is a bunch of ngẫu nhiên Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG bạn needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope bạn liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!