50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when bạn think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever bạn have to say during commercials.
3. If bạn don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about bạn ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like bạn to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that bạn can eat all bạn want and not get fat.
11. Return favors: we massage, bạn massage; we go down, bạn go down; we shave, bạn shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . bạn are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. bạn will not win.
21. Would bạn like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If bạn ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes hoặc shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We tình yêu surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe võ sĩ quyền anh briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before bạn see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that bạn suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though bạn are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still tình yêu bạn with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your Những người bạn because I won't make bạn hard tonight.
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn ngôi sao not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying thêm than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . bạn DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If bạn are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting bởi the phone.
47. bạn don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say bạn tình yêu me if bạn don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best Những người bạn know everything about you.