1.Blood
2.Broken bones
3.Needles
4.Surgery.
5.Anything gross
6.injurys
7.YOU!!!(just kidding!)
8.People being run over
9.People getting their head cut off
10.umm....
11.Death
12.other people getting sick
13.someone in pain
do not try to make me faint using these ways becuse i will also puke everywhere and bạn don't want to see that.i faint when i get teeth pulled...........PIE!!!!!!! thats all i want to write but it will be to short and won't đăng lên but it should now.maybe not pie! cake!yummy
2.Broken bones
3.Needles
4.Surgery.
5.Anything gross
6.injurys
7.YOU!!!(just kidding!)
8.People being run over
9.People getting their head cut off
10.umm....
11.Death
12.other people getting sick
13.someone in pain
do not try to make me faint using these ways becuse i will also puke everywhere and bạn don't want to see that.i faint when i get teeth pulled...........PIE!!!!!!! thats all i want to write but it will be to short and won't đăng lên but it should now.maybe not pie! cake!yummy
just to let bạn know, i didn't write any of these and i'm only posting them cos i saw it and thought it was funny
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. bạn had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope bạn feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset bạn must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't bạn regret
installing Windows 95?
8. bạn totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. bạn had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope bạn feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset bạn must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't bạn regret
installing Windows 95?
8. bạn totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
Yeah,this is the first bài viết I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 năm old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If bạn met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know bạn don't hit when bạn don't get what bạn want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's thêm but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what bạn think in các bình luận please:)
O.K I have a 7 năm old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If bạn met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know bạn don't hit when bạn don't get what bạn want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's thêm but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what bạn think in các bình luận please:)
1. Write a new bài viết on this website
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the thư viện
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to âm nhạc and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend hoặc two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch Những người bạn The TV Series
14. Go on Google and tìm kiếm weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy ngẫu nhiên people (this could get bạn kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size kẹo land
28. Paint snow
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the thư viện
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to âm nhạc and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend hoặc two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch Những người bạn The TV Series
14. Go on Google and tìm kiếm weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy ngẫu nhiên people (this could get bạn kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size kẹo land
28. Paint snow