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posted by shutyourface
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don't worry this bài viết is not about con cừu, cừu hoặc bananas it is about a thêm serious matter.

this is a thảo luận and i want everyone đọc this
nghề viết văn a bình luận about what bạn think is write hoặc wrong
ok?

so anyway

here i go


what came first

the egg

hoặc the chicken?

thats my thảo luận and i want EVERYONE who's a người hâm mộ
of ngẫu nhiên to write what they think is right


and become a người hâm mộ of me and become a người hâm mộ of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg
hoặc the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
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posted by 90sfan
9
Take this câu hỏi kiểm tra to find out if you're "out of the ordinary".

1.You forgot your homework at trang chủ and your teacher wants to know why.You say:
A."I forgot it." B."My pet dragon had em bé on it."

2.Uh-oh.Your dad accidently locked bạn out of the house...AGAIN.What do bạn do?
A.You try to call him from downstairs. B.You get out you're trusty spoon and attempt to dig a hole through the wall.

3.A dog starts to talk to you.You...
A.Run away,screaming. B.Start to break-dance for no reason.

4.For creative nghề viết văn class,your essay is about...
A.Snowboarding. B.Giant wrestling mice.

5.You're walking into the store.You...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
12
Well here bạn are
at the edge of the abyss...

at the beginning of infinity

heaven hoặc hell

an afterlife
or a nothingness

forgiveness
or an eternity of suffering ?

Does anyone really know ?

Why have bạn come here ?
What do bạn need ?


To Find a Way to Live ?

Maybe bạn want to take them to die . . . ?


But I ask bạn now..
how many of these pills

would bạn take each ngày to live ?



To feel good, normal good, like everyone else ?

Stable, not depressed, even happy, but normal ?



These are some of the pills I take every day

to save my life.

They are not herbs hoặc antidepressants.



I feel happy, I feel...
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There was an orphan named Taylor,but if I'm gonna tell bạn the story,let me start from the beginning!:
Taylor:Mom!We're outta Clean diapers!
Mom:Coming!Okay here let me do it!
Taylor:Fine!Amber!Come on,time for bed!!!
Amber:(younger sister)NO!!ONE thêm HOUR!!
Taylor:MOM WANTS bạn IN BED!NOW!!*Picks up*
Amber:PUT MR DOWN!!!NOW!!!!
Taylor:*Goes in bedroom*Okay!STAY IN HERE!*Locks Door*
Amber:WAHHH NO!!OPEN THE DOOR!!!
Taylor:Mom!I'll put Charm to bed!
Charm:(baby)WHAAAWHHAHAHAHHA!!!
Taylor:SHH!!*Rocks*
*3 phút later*
Taylor:Finally!I can go to bed.Night Mom!
4:00am At night
Taylor:*Wakes up*AH!Oh good it's just a dream.Mom.
MOM.MOM!!Mom?Where is she?*hears ruckus*MOM!!!*Runs downstairs*MOM!!WHERE ARE YOU???*Hears door shut*
MOM!!!*Goes In basement*MOM!!!*Sees mom with blood running down head*MOM!!911!!!
posted by IloveDxC
4
1. I hate stereotypes, people should not judge a person before knowing him/her.
2. I don't like teachers, half the time they are giving bạn detentions hoặc criticizing your work.
3. I hate bullies, what do they gain from hurting someone else.
4. I don't like karma. I have been nice so many times and have never been rewarded. But my enemy who always laughs at me gets rewarded. For being mean.
5. I hate my hair. It goes bushy if I don't relax it.
6. I don't like my best friend. I'm always there for her but she DITCHES ME EVERY SINGLE ngày and I always forgive her.
7. I hate it when people do the "Asian...
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posted by someone_save_me
3
 Gerald
Gerald
I đã đăng this like yesterday on my own club but got bored and decided to post it here as well. It's all written bởi me only :D

There once was a green dinosaur named Bernard. He always wore a hàng đầu, đầu trang hat and had a really big bushy brown beard like Hagrid's. One ngày Bernard was just licking the window on his floor when all the sudden a stoned bulldog popped out Bernard's cabinet eating Spaghetti. Bernard then jumped into his ngọn lửa, chữa cháy place and started to climb up his chimney. But instead of being on the roof, he was in a place that just looked like a clear blue sky and puffy white clouds, north east south...
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posted by TruBerries
4
Yes, it is I, TruBerries. The one that always keeps it real whether bạn want to hear it hoặc not. The one that can be too much real for anyone to handle and therefore, if bạn can't handle hoặc stand the heat, get out the kitchen!

Now, it seems to me, that there's repeated các câu hỏi that are getting a lot of people irritated, but bạn know, I've came to terms to decide NOT to answer the question(s) no matter how overrated they are. I must admit that I don't mind the 'What do bạn think of me?' questions( well as long as bạn don't put a personal bức ảnh up 'cause everyone could careless on what bạn look...
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Yo, so Imma put các câu hỏi on here about Facebook I'm really curious about. Hopefully I'll be able to get some answers....


- Why must parents like every single picture bạn put up?!

- Why do some people 'like' EVERY. SINGLE. COMMENT. someone puts on their status. When the bình luận isn't even special, it's just like "hello." hoặc something. hoặc picture, whatever they posted.... Like this: *they post pic of self* My comment: Woah it's you. *they like comment* Um... okay...

- WHY DON'T THEY STOP DICKING WITH EVERYTHING AND GIVE US A DISLIKE BUTTON INSTEAD OF FUCKING UP EVERYTHING THAT WAS PERFECT ALREADY?!...
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posted by Musiclover456
2
I'm sorry to those who i can't help
I'm sorry to those who are abused
I'm sorry to those who are alone
I'm sorry to those who are different
I'm sorry I'm not normal

I'm sorry i can't live how i want to
I'm sorry I'm different
I'm sorry people suffer
I'm sorry to those who know me
I feel so sorry for existing in this world
because I cause nothing but pain to those I love
because those who know me end up suffering
that's why I'm always so sorry
I say I'm sorry to the world
because I exist
How is breaking Dawn Part 1 even going to be PG-13 with the serious scenes?!

Have bạn seen them?
[FRIENDS OPINIONS]

It's so serious!
Too much!
Nessi(my cousin) won't be able to see it!
It is a lot..
I might even wait until it's on demand!
O.O
I'm sorry... Are bạn sure this is PG-13?
That's real? Yeah, real serious bull...
I'm shocked.

[PARENTS]

And my daughters want to see THAT?!
I got kids who are barely 10 and want to see it? No way!
Woah... My children will still see it... Just after the movie, I'll knock 'em out hard enough so they won't remember!
PG-13? PUH-LEASE!

My Opinion

It's way too much for kids....
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It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be Những người bạn with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for bạn then it is thêm than possible that with a little time bạn two can go back to being friends.

Những người bạn and just friends. bạn must be clear about what bạn want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Những người bạn with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what bạn want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart bạn still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then bạn are ready to be Những người bạn again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>
A/N: Before bạn ask, no, this isn't my story. I just heard is somewhere. A LONG time ago. Please don't sue me if this is yours! *Sobs* I'M TOO YOUNG TOO DIE!!!

Once upon a time there was a man. I don't know his name. Lets call him George. So...George isn't fat, he's just...a little over-weight. Just a little. And he doesn't like it. Not one bit. So he tries dieting. It doesn't work. He can't help it, he just can't go for over three days without going to MacDonalds. He does this for a couple months, starting diets and ditching them when he gets too hungry. Finally, he gets so fed up with this...
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posted by darkkhorn19
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Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, bạn kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your Gô tích clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your emo hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...
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posted by EllentheStrange
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ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that bạn have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask các câu hỏi to a magic 8 ball and take the các câu trả lời seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when bạn find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when bạn see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a ngẫu nhiên person!
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