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posted by simpleplan
There are many words i could use to describe how I feel about bạn right now. None of them are nice

To know me is to tình yêu me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.

I want a tazer =)

Has gone to play in traffic.

Is breathing oxygen

I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.

bạn can email your complaints to gofuckyourself@idontgiveashit.com

Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean bạn get to slap them twice?

Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???

I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side

SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling the kids on a daily basis

Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their bàn and slam a sticky note on their head that says "Help me, my ear is stuck to the table"?

Lead me not into temptation... I have a damn good idea where to find it all ready!

If you're looking for the perfect woman, bạn have two options. Mother Teresa, hoặc Barbie... One of them is dead, sorry to hear bạn play with dolls.

Live like bạn were dying tomorrow, because if bạn keep annoying me, bạn might

Just a little case of mood poisoning... Must be something I hate.

When all else fails, grab a shovel and bury the bitch

Be the kind of women who gets up in the morning, puts her feet on the floor and makes the devil scream "OH NO!! THE chó cái, bitch IS AWAKE!!"

I DID NOT TRIP! The floor just looked like it REALLY needed a hug

Has a firm grip on reality *~* and is slowly CHOKING THE CRAP OUT OF IT!

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband
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