wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!
Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)
Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)
About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while bạn sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to tìm kiếm for water.
(FACT!)
John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
Gentleman" and "Tootsie".
(FACT!)
Among the âm nhạc catalogs that Michael Jackson owns the rights to is the South Carolina State anthem.
(FACT!)
If all the veins in your body were laid end-to-end, you'd be dead.
(FACT!)
In most ti vi commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
(FACT!)
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
(FACT!)
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in
1903 used a cà chua can for a carburetor.
(FACT!)
Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.
(FACT! They were seventh cousins)
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
(FACT!)
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!
Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)
Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)
About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while bạn sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to tìm kiếm for water.
(FACT!)
John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
Gentleman" and "Tootsie".
(FACT!)
Among the âm nhạc catalogs that Michael Jackson owns the rights to is the South Carolina State anthem.
(FACT!)
If all the veins in your body were laid end-to-end, you'd be dead.
(FACT!)
In most ti vi commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
(FACT!)
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
(FACT!)
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in
1903 used a cà chua can for a carburetor.
(FACT!)
Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.
(FACT! They were seventh cousins)
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
(FACT!)
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which tháng do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From con cừu, cừu and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) con sóc, sóc fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the ngôi vua, ngai vàng in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which tháng do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From con cừu, cừu and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) con sóc, sóc fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the ngôi vua, ngai vàng in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
listen guys bạn all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I đã đưa ý kiến horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a một giây chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if bạn don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten bạn hoặc go after bạn if bạn don't don't worry
but if bạn do forgive me bạn wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't báo cáo me please just read the bài viết and don't báo cáo me I wont be mean ever again
if bạn guys forgive me awesome if bạn don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
but if bạn do forgive me bạn wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't báo cáo me please just read the bài viết and don't báo cáo me I wont be mean ever again
if bạn guys forgive me awesome if bạn don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never đã đưa ý kiến bạn NEED a nose job. I just đã đưa ý kiến it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could bạn excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have được trao someone like bạn a một giây look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I ngày just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never đã đưa ý kiến bạn NEED a nose job. I just đã đưa ý kiến it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could bạn excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have được trao someone like bạn a một giây look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I ngày just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered bởi our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 giây (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call bạn forth.
Hoping bạn are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered bởi our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 giây (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call bạn forth.
Hoping bạn are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's âm nhạc teacher once đã đưa ý kiến of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school bóng rổ team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a tháng and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's âm nhạc teacher once đã đưa ý kiến of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school bóng rổ team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a tháng and dropped out forever.
