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1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person tiếp theo to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your các câu hỏi to the class.

6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.

7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.

8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".

9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.

10.Tell your teacher that bạn don't do homework because it's against your religion.

11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is đã đưa ý kiến often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a vòng tròn around your bàn laughing and clapping loudly.

12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start hát opera.

13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.

14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the ngày of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a vòng tròn and light them. Sit in the middle of the vòng tròn with the ouji board and claim bạn are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.

15.Ask các câu hỏi while trying not to use any nouns hoặc make any sense. ex: I have a question: When bạn đã đưa ý kiến that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did bạn mean the thing that, bạn know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?

16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to xác nhận that bạn agree. When they ask bạn to stop, say "but I tình yêu bạn so!!"

17.When bạn have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?

18.When a teacher asks bạn for your homework, angrily exclaim that bạn are a member of Greenpeace hoặc the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.

19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where em bé come from in a childish voice.

20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.

21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .

22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .

23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
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1. Throw bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can bạn fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get bắp rang bơ, bỏng ngô yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last năm met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the hàng đầu, đầu trang of a nhà chọc trời it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued bởi the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most được ưa chuộng domestic trip activity bởi American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started nghề viết văn it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if bạn don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest bạn don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Những người bạn and either forget all about us hoặc tell a story about the hideous freak bạn met tonight. bạn don’t know me, if bạn did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Những người bạn - except my brother....
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to tình yêu Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to tình yêu every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are bạn talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, bạn have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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Canada is finally getting footage on Youtube so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd bạn leave the toilet ghế, chỗ ngồi up?
Peele: chó cái, bitch WHY WAS bạn LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do bạn even WANT to hang out!?...
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I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...


#1: JOHN MARSTON:
 "Give the Devil my regards."
"Give the Devil my regards."


Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" bởi comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my danh sách of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six hoặc something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her phim chiếu rạp lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...
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When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, Công chúa tóc xù hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This danh sách is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, hoặc just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.
 10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
 9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
 8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
 7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
 6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
 5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
 4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
 3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
 2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
 1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
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 Welcome to my list! ^__^
Welcome to my list! ^__^
Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started hiển thị some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of bạn who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released bởi sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I đã đưa ý kiến that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for bạn to get thêm detailed information, just...
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