1) If tình yêu is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should bạn believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that chó tình yêu to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at bạn if bạn blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a cây falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the hình năm góc, hình ngũ giác, lầu năm góc were run bởi women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do bạn plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your ghế, chỗ ngồi can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice ngày in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that con cừu, cừu don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 giờ convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for thêm than one ngỗng is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did bạn know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If ôliu, ô liu oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do bạn know if chua cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern ngày witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do Những nàng tiên cá wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do ngựa call their scary dreams?
41) Do bạn get to keep the time bạn save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does một phút cơm, gạo have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do bạn slam revolving doors?
52) If bạn put thực phẩm colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an trái cam, màu da cam is trái cam, màu da cam and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should bạn believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that chó tình yêu to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at bạn if bạn blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a cây falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the hình năm góc, hình ngũ giác, lầu năm góc were run bởi women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do bạn plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your ghế, chỗ ngồi can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice ngày in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that con cừu, cừu don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 giờ convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for thêm than one ngỗng is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did bạn know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If ôliu, ô liu oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do bạn know if chua cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern ngày witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do Những nàng tiên cá wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do ngựa call their scary dreams?
41) Do bạn get to keep the time bạn save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does một phút cơm, gạo have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do bạn slam revolving doors?
52) If bạn put thực phẩm colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an trái cam, màu da cam is trái cam, màu da cam and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the diễn xuất is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when đọc the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most được ưa chuộng girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck bởi cyber bullying.
And bạn know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now bạn know why I was effected so strongly bởi this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
So. I saw this movie once.
I can agree much of the diễn xuất is hard to take seriously.
But it's a lot better then people give it credit for..
The one thing that reached my attention when đọc the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using a "blonde" girl wasn't a good choice..
But here's why that upsets me so much.
A girl I knew, Dean. Was one of the most được ưa chuộng girls in my school (yes, she was blonde). Was struck bởi cyber bullying.
And bạn know what happened?
She killed herself!
Yeah.
My best friend, KILLED HERSELF!
So.
Yeah..
Now bạn know why I was effected so strongly bởi this movie..
And fuck cyber bullies!
Fuck them all!!
xin chào Guys this is Rkofan22 aka Michael Lui
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs bởi tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also tình yêu to be haters and they also hacked my Facebook
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
I'm hear to tell u the truth about utubers like jerry travone Ryan higa and takeshotaction
I hear that They are all ducebags they do stuff like cheat there subs bởi tricking them
And they also are racist saying stuff against asians likens saying fuck Asians they r the worst of the world who need to die which is bullshit
Asians are awesome
And they also tình yêu to be haters and they also hacked my Facebook
Fuck them all and takeshotaction cheats on his girlfriend
Jerry travone abuses Hiskids and ryanhiga is succussful
"Break Your Heart"
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I tình yêu and leave you
They call me tim, trái tim breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If bạn fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear bạn apart
Told bạn from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad chó sói, sói I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If bạn fall for me I'm only gonna tear bạn apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I tình yêu and leave you
They call me tim, trái tim breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If bạn fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear bạn apart
Told bạn from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad chó sói, sói I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If bạn fall for me I'm only gonna tear bạn apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Why do so many people use Facebook? Well for one, I think that so many people use it because of
persuading. There are millions of videos, posts peoples opinions,so people would want to see all of them. Facebook can also persuade bạn to make an account, because bạn may want to bình luận your opinion on something, but need to make a thông tin các nhân to do that. It's like Facebook combines all of the được ưa chuộng types of websites such as: Gaming websites,video websites(Youtube),and sites like Fanpop! Facebook is a persuading brainwashing site that I
do not recommend going to. Facebook CAN attract anyone. Facebook is sort-of like some businesses. For example: Have bạn ever walked into a grocery store and noticed deals bạn think are better like 5.00 for 1 can each of tuna, but only 20.00 for a four-set container with four cans of the same exact tuna? Well yes, that's sort-of what Facebook does. ©2014Tailsfan99(Fanpop),all rights reserved.
persuading. There are millions of videos, posts peoples opinions,so people would want to see all of them. Facebook can also persuade bạn to make an account, because bạn may want to bình luận your opinion on something, but need to make a thông tin các nhân to do that. It's like Facebook combines all of the được ưa chuộng types of websites such as: Gaming websites,video websites(Youtube),and sites like Fanpop! Facebook is a persuading brainwashing site that I
do not recommend going to. Facebook CAN attract anyone. Facebook is sort-of like some businesses. For example: Have bạn ever walked into a grocery store and noticed deals bạn think are better like 5.00 for 1 can each of tuna, but only 20.00 for a four-set container with four cans of the same exact tuna? Well yes, that's sort-of what Facebook does. ©2014Tailsfan99(Fanpop),all rights reserved.
As soon as I drop the tiêu đề of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a thảo luận whether hoặc not this movie should be made.
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms hoặc flames. But Micheal vịnh, bay would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal vịnh, bay would make it thêm understandable for an international audience.
What do bạn think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action anime movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms hoặc flames. But Micheal vịnh, bay would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal vịnh, bay would make it thêm understandable for an international audience.
What do bạn think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!