41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If bạn have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Những người bạn come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Những người bạn that bạn ask their opinion of everything.

7. After bạn have your bath, bọc a bath towel around bạn and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask bạn what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping hoặc running into something. Look at the ground and whenever bạn see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as bạn can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an giờ and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)

17. When bạn vòi hoa sen hoặc bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when bạn laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When bạn fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything bạn see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few phút then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and vượt qua, cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let bạn buy what bạn want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim bạn have been abducted bởi aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask bạn to call someone, stay where bạn are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I tình yêu bạn Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take bạn to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their bàn chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid bạn see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring trang chủ the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want bạn to see. Like a drop out hoặc a goth hoặc something. Tell them he/she's bạn new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out trái xoài, xoài everywhere bạn go