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Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the loại kèn hai ống, trombone to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky hoặc disgusting, like melted Sô cô la hoặc a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand hoặc went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The ngôi sao Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say something bout their uniforms, like, "Hey, didnt i see that in the garbage a few days ago?"

Way 6: When they march, throw something at them, like a plastic water bottle, a foam cup that u got from whataburger on the way, hoặc a bia bottle.

Way 7: Dance to Jump on it so funny that theyll hav to laugh and fall. (Make sure that therye standing on the bleachers hoặc on the stairs.)

Way 8: Sing Beat It bởi Michael Jackson (No Billie Jean!!! all right, maybe Billie Jean) right in front of their faces.

Way 9: When they play, scream out curses

WAY 10 (MOST IMPORTANT!!!): MAKE SURE THAT THE BAND TEACHER DOESNT HEAR AND SEE bạn DO ALL OF THESES!!! that way, bạn can do the same thing at the tiếp theo game. (just make sure that theres a band.)
Today,Our câu hỏi is from:mistymaydawngo:
Q:WHY ARE BANANAS YELLOW?
A:When unripe, the peel of the trái chuối, chuối contains chlorophyll, a green pigment that is at the basis of photosynthesis and is so intense that it masks all the other color pigments in the fruit. When the trái cây ripens, the membrane surrounding the chlorophyll weakens and permits enzymes to reach and destroy the green pigment. At the same time, that enzymes acts on vitamin A.
Get it?Got IT?Yeah I didn't either!I just Googled it








A shout out to :mistymaydawngo!
remember to bình luận your các câu hỏi and I'll answer ASAP!
posted by princesslullaby
Beast x Rose
Beast paced back and forth in the West Wing, the padding on his feet shooting up little plumes of dust as he walked. Cogsworth had tried to console him about the beautiful girl that wanted nothing to do with him, but Beast couldn't tell Cogsworth that wasn't what he was concerned about. Ten years as a Beast, and he had stopped loving women, and knew he could never tình yêu this girl. hoặc any person, for that matter. Every night he had spent curled up with his rose, mourning over his beastly nature. And the rose had been there, silently comforting him, glowing with love. And at some point,...
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posted by spunkyonyx
# Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
# Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
# The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
# There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
# The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
# A cá mập is the only cá that can blink with both eyes.
# There are thêm chickens than people in the world.
# Two-thirds of the world's cà tím is grown in New Jersey.
# The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
# On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament...
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posted by MJangellover
Me : hi ,I hope bạn are well !!!

someone : why do bạn greet me ?

Me : I just spread the peace to make your tim, trái tim feel the tình yêu !!!
someone : LOL – Liên minh huyền thoại ,love I hate bạn ,yes I do and I'm proud of that!!!

Me: proud anyway I don't hate bạn and I don't think that I'll do that on one ngày ,!!!
someone : cause you're freak and wired ,yes that's bạn got from being (gay) người hâm mộ !!!

Me : If bạn hate Me And hate (MJ) Just leave me alone ,why are bạn interested in my stuff? ,if bạn don't like them ,I'm who I'm and I'll never change
so stop your trying to fight me!!!!

Someone : ummm ,oh , But I want to kill bạn ,just because...
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[duplicate đã đăng on nghề viết văn spot]

An idea popped into my head the other ngày and its been playing like a little movie in my head ever since. I really need to know if its any good, hoặc if the idea has already been used. Also I need Lời khuyên for the characters and their names. I also appreciate constructive criticism and grammar and spelling. The names are temporary. I've never written a book that is completely in the present tense so please help me catch any tense mistakes! Um, oh yeah. It doesn't have a tiêu đề yet so if bạn have any suggestions just let me know!

(: Thanks!
-Carly

The story is jumbled...
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posted by juicyjossy9
 âm nhạc IS the power: Power to the People.
Music IS the power: Power to the People.
bởi Whitney Kroenke
Playing for Change Foundation
December 15, 2010
______________________________


In the beginning of 2010 the Playing For Change crew began work on a new Song Around the World, John Lennon's "Imagine."

It has been an amazing năm of production, taking the crew from the favelas of Brazil to the shrines of southern India, from villages in Nepal to the glittering urban landscape of Tokyo and New York, and beyond.

This song is the Playing For Change Foundation's gift to the world. The Playing For Change Foundation feels honored to have the blessing and generous support of Yoko Ono as...
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posted by TditdaCourtney
Ryan:*walks into class* ITS HUG AN ASIAN DAY! o3o

Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy chịu, gấu =w=

Ryan:*moves away*

Me:WHORE!! D:

David:ANYONE WANT A ngựa rằn, ngựa vằn CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!

Ryan: :3

Me:Lilly buy the ngựa rằn, ngựa vằn cake!!!

Lilly:I dont hav-

Me:BUY IT!!

Lilly: O_O

David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!

Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD

Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!

Me:YES!!

Me:*touches Jazz*

Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how bạn spell it?!)

Me:Your point is?!

Jazz:Idk

Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??

Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
bạn always helped me with all my troubles
and i'd do the same for you
when i đã đưa ý kiến no one cared about me
you'd say bạn do

bạn stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
bạn came to my rescue
and put down the knife

bạn told me bạn would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
bạn really cared

but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
bạn made me whole

it's that i tình yêu you
and even though were friends
i would always tình yêu bạn
until the end

I hope that one day
maybe you'll tình yêu me too
and I'll be waiting for that ngày to come
and you'll say I tình yêu you
posted by Balletlovr
Just somethings that I did for school!!!! Hope bạn like it!!!!!!
If I could.....    

    If I could achieve one life long dream it would be making a career performing on Broadway. I think it would be amazing to get payed for what bạn tình yêu to do. To be able to follow in the footsteps of Broadway superstars like, Donna Marie Asbury, Liza Minnelli would be astonishing. Even though it would take hard work and dedication to get there, I think that in the end it would be worth it.

The Ballerina
by
Allie

The ballerina danced across the stage
like a swan's graceful...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the phim chiếu rạp that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their phim chiếu rạp look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If bạn haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know bạn shouldn't judge a movie bởi it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by 7things
How did bạn deal with mean girls?

“I know it’s very cliché, but bạn just really have to stay true to yourself. bạn can’t change for anybody, because then they’re not really your friends. If bạn try to mold yourself to what other people want bạn to be, then they don’t really like bạn for who bạn are. Remember that cool is up for interpretation. If bạn like to knit, then find someone else who likes to knit. That’s really cool, and that [person] can be your friend, even if that’s not the most được ưa chuộng person in school.”


How can bạn get a boy to notice you?

“Just have confidence and be yourself, so he can see who bạn really are. Maybe hang out in a group of friends, so bạn get to know him in an easier environment and see if bạn really have things in common.”
posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Ok its been a while since i made a Drukies bài viết but here goes!

Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last ngày of school!!

Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!

Awesome- Cheese?

Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff bạn put on s'mores?

Awesome- Girl bạn wack!

Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book

Awesome- Learn anyone's number?

Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.

Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!

Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY đậu phụng, đậu phộng BUTTER!

Awesome- Your alergect to đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter...

Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!

Awesome- I don't have any đậu phụng, đậu phộng butter!

Z- Want a lolly pop?

Awesome- ooo what flavor?

Z- Mystery

Awesome- Your a mystery!

Z- whats that suppose to mean?

Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!

Z- COOLIO!

Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!

Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!

Too be continued...
Once upon a time There was a girl named Abby. She loved to talk. Her teachers eventually stopped calling on her.

One day, she talked during a ngọn lửa, chữa cháy while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the tìm kiếm for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang lấy trộm, đánh cắp five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.

Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.

So she was trang chủ schooled.

But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they Mất tích their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.

So they duct-taped her mouth shut.

THE END
Note: The tác giả of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.



Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my yêu thích scenes

I sat on my giường on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living


We're older now. I need to get over the fact that bạn hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...
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posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can bạn forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the đường phố, street physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your đít, mông, ass like rembrandt!
Ha! bạn Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when bạn see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who bạn are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what bạn did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who bạn are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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