#1: Narrator (Doug Walker): (laughing) And so, hundreds of thousands of people DIED and the outer tường was taken over bởi Titans. And the survivors were forced into refugee camps where they didn't have enough food, so even thêm people died, YEAAAAA! But, how are Eren and the gang getting by?

#2:
Garrison: bạn want food?
Eren: Yeah!
Garrison: Then bạn should fuckin' tham gia the military! bạn can get all the thực phẩm bạn want!
Eren: Really?
Garrison: Yeah! And bạn can also do stuff like this! punches and kicks Eren to the ground
Eren: After getting punched and kicked to the ground) That sounds AWESOME!!
(scene skip)
Eren: We'll tham gia the military! We'll get all the food, authority, and VENGEANCE that we've ever wanted!

#3:
Shardis: Alright, bạn POOP NOBBLERS! Now I don't want no screwing around with bạn batch of MEAT TOSSERS! Last group thought it would be funny to shove a ngô COB up a trainee's BUNGHOLE! And bạn know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE! Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name?
Armin: Ar- Ar- Ar-
Shardis: WELL SWEET MOTHER TERESA ON THE mui xe OF A MERCEDEZ BENZ, bạn SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC FUCKING EAGLE!! DO bạn SING?!
Armin: *stutters*
Shardis: HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT!!
Armin: I don't know if I can-
Shardis: *sings a very high note*
Armin: *struggles to harmonize with the note, then gets his head turned around bởi Shardis*
Shardis: What about you, bánh nướng xốp, muffin top? What's your story?
Jean: Oh, well, my name is Jean Kirstein from Trost, and after I ace this academy, I'll be joining the Military Police.
Shardis: Wow. bạn seem to have a good head on your shoulders.
Jean: Oh, well thank bạn so m- *gets headbutted bởi Shardis*

#4:
Shardis: (After Eren failed at using the 3D gear) What's the matter, Jaeger? Is it too difficult for you? Well if bạn want to quit that's fine. We've got plenty of job openings at the custodial department so bạn can clean up your SHIT PERFORMANCE!!!! Why can't bạn be, thêm like that majestic stallion, Jean, over there?!
Jean: *laughs smugly*
Connie: OHMYGAWD JEAN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIET!
Shardis: (After Eren has mastered the 3D gear) Well sweet Pacific Rim-job, look at you, Jaeger! You're all loose and tight at the same time! JEAN! WHY CAN'T bạn BE thêm LIKE JAEGER-BOMBASTIC OVER HERE?!
Jean: *starts crying*
Connie: OHMYGAWD JEAN bạn SUCK!!

#5:
Thomas (no indoor voice): OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE GRADUATING TOMORROW. THIS IS CRAZY. IT SEEMS LIKE WE STARTED YESTERDAY!!
Connie: I KNOW RIGHT! (cough)

#6:
Thomas (right tiếp theo to Erin): WOW ERIN, THAT IS AMAZING, TELL US thêm ABOUT THAT GIANT TITAN bạn COULD "TOTALLY" BEAT UP!
Erin: I'm not saying that I could take him with one arm... but I could totally take him with one arm.

#7:
Jean: I have never seen a creature quite so love—
Mikasa: I'm not into guys with vaginas.
Jean: *shocked* OHHH!!
[Connie laughs]

#8:
Thomas: COME ON GUYS, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!
Eren: What bright side?!
Thomas: I DON'T KNOW. BUT WHEN WE FIND IT, WE SHOULD LOOK ON IT!
Eren: I fucking hate you, Thomas.
Connie: THOMAS bạn SUCK!

#9:
Verman (no indoor voice): ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! IT IS CONFIRMED, THAT YES, TITANS ARE IN THE CITY, AND YES, bạn ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT THEM! EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE ALL FRESH OUT OF TRAINING! THIS MAY SEEM STRANGE TO YOU, HOWEVER, WE BELIEVE, THAT YOUTH WILL OUTWEIGH EXPERIENCE IN THIS SITUATION! WHICH IS WHY I WILL BE COMMANDING FROM THIS WELL FORTIFIED CASTLE!! *Beat* (normal) bạn deploy in 15 minutes.

#10:
Thomas: I THINK ONE GOT ME! *gulp* (from inside the Titan's stomach) YEP, IT DEFINITELY GOT ME!!

#11:
Reiner: bạn know who gives the best Lời khuyên on gears? Bertoldt right here.
Bertoldt: Oh, well, I'll just Bertell bạn what I Bertoldt him: bạn just gotta go out there and do it. Just loosen up and be tight at the same time.
Eren: That's it?
Armin: bạn know what, he makes a good, (unintelligable), he makes a good point! (You know it's gotta be the power)
Reiner: Heh ha ha, this guy's great.

#12:
Jean: I'm not gonna fight you! You're dirty! *gets punched* Ow!