Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Những người bạn live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV hiển thị they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that show. They gave us permission to make that skit based off of their show. Now they're suing us for it.
Audience: Boo!!
Tom: Yeah, we know. Warner Brothers suck. Especially when it comes to Six Flags.
Audience: Yeah!
Tom: The lines are so long, that it takes half of the ngày to go on one ride!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What's today's crossover parody?
Master Sword: World Of Tank Engines. We're combining the được ưa chuộng videogame, World Of Tanks, with a được ưa chuộng kid's show, Thomas The Tank Engine.
Tom: That's gonna work out really well.
Audience: *Laughing*

World Of Tank Engines

Starring every single Thomas character as theirselves.

Also starring Heartsong as Kari
Saten Twist as Lieutenant Solo
Master Sword as Sargent Malone
Snow Wonder as Private Messinger
Blaze as Sargent McDonald
Mortomis as Corporal Cadillac
Daring Do as herself

Kari was standing bởi her tank at a farm, when Lieutenant Solo arrived.

Lieutenant Solo: Ma'am, we need your help with a war that could f**k up everyone's life.
Kari: But I thought mares weren't allowed to tham gia the army. Unless, I came from a place called Paradise Island, and was a princess named Diana. (Wonder Woman Reference)
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I would be a mare with wonderful powers. Wonder Mare! That's what bạn can call me!
Lieutenant Solo: Uhm, no.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: We want your tank-
Kari: My tank?! No! I worked hard to get thick armor, and a powerful gun on here.
Lieutenant Solo: bạn didn't let me finish. I want that tank engine behind your farm.
Percy: I'm Percy the green engine!
Audience: *Laughing*

Percy was tanken

Audience: *Laughing*

I mean, taken! Taken to a military base with a lot of other tank engines.

Percy: Well, this is interesting.
Thomas: We're being assigned for a very special job.
Oliver: How special?
Thomas: *Excited* Very special!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walking in front of tank engines*
Private Messinger: *Playing drums*
Lieutenant Solo: Shut up Private!
Private Messinger: *Stops playing drums*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: How many tank engines do we have here?
Percy: *Looking around* Uhm...
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: Three?
Lieutenant Solo: No! We have ten! That's the perfect ammount for your special assignment.
Thomas: I thought it was a special job.
Lieutenant Solo: Don't interrupt me!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: bạn are all going to have súng attached to you, and bạn will, I repeat, bạn will, destroy every diesel bạn see! They are causing confusion, and delay!
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: I had a fat controller who once đã đưa ý kiến that.
Lieutenant Solo: SHUT UP!
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile with Kari.

Kari: I can't let Percy get killed in this war that'll f**k everyone's lives up. Everyone? Everypony? Bah, who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: I know what I'll do. I'll get my tank, and I'll save Percy. *Gets in her tank, and drives towards the first battle* Destination set to... Whatever battle Percy is fighting!
Audience: *Laughing*

Lieutenant Solo, and his soldiers were driving the tank engines along the line.

Thomas: I don't see anything.
Duck: This is pointless.
Oliver: Can we please go back to the Island Of Sodor?
Percy: How come no one đã đưa ý kiến luckily no one was hurt yet?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: Hold it! Stop!

All the tank engines stopped.

Corporal Cadillac: See anything Lieutenant?
Lieutenant Solo: I see something that I need...
Corporal Cadillac: Yes?
Lieutenant Solo: To eat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Solo: *Walks out of Percy, and grabs an táo, apple from a tree* I've never seen one as bright as this one. *Eats apple*
Thomas: What about the diesels?
Lieutenant Solo: F**k 'em. I need to eat this apple.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I see a bunch of steamies! Kill them! *Shooting a machine gun*
Lieutenant Solo: Machine gun fire! Go back, and return fire! *Climbs into Percy, and goes backwards*

All the tank engines were going backwards, and shooting at the diesels.

Kari was still searching for Percy when this happened.

Kari: I should've found him bởi now, but no! That dumbass Lieutenant had to take him away from me.
Three Ponies: *Driving tier 4 tanks*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony 1: It's a tier 7 tank! Hit it with everything bạn got.
Kari: Oh crap.

The three tier 4 tanks blew up, and Daring Do arrived.

Daring Do: And now to finish this one off with my automatic grenade launcher that I lấy trộm, đánh cắp from the enemy.
Kari: *Opens door to tank, and hits Daring Do without noticing* Whoever saved me from those three tanks, thank you!
Daring Do: Down here.
Kari: Daring Do! Stop whatever boring adventure you're doing, and come with me.
Daring Do: My adventures aren't boring!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kari: Okay, fine. They're very old.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Back to the tank engines.

Diesels: *Chasing tank engines*
Thomas: *Shoots súng thần công, pháo at Diesel*
Diesel: AH! *Comes off the rails* It's up to bạn Salty!
Salty: It's up to me to do something right! Oh joy! This is like the story when-
Diesel: Don't tell us any of your sea tails yet!
Audience: *Laughing*
Salty: *Stops* Oh, bạn don't want to hear any of my sea tails. This is like the story when I was about to tell one, but someone told me not to. He got sued bởi Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: They're getting away!
Salty: Oh, right! *Chasing the tank engines again*
Kari: *Arrives in her tank* Excuse me badly injured diesel that probably got shot bởi Percy. Have bạn seen my tank engine Percy?
Audience: *Laughing*
Diesel: I'll tell bạn where he is if bạn get me to the nearest diesel works!
Kari: Forget it. *Pauses game, and turns it off* I prefer the original world of tanks. Talking trains don't deserve to be in a game full of violence.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

The End

On the tiếp theo part of this episode, Saten Twist, and Aina go to watch a baseball game.

Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqFlxMiMfE

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on đường phố, street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing tiếp theo to Double Scoop*
Tom: thêm ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands tiếp theo to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 5: Words That Have Nothing To Do With This Episode

Announcer: Okay. I'm going to say something that I have to say to all of our viewers. If bạn laugh, I'm going to get angry. Let's give it a try. *Clears throat* On the block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Why are bạn laughing?!?
Audience: bạn can't film an article!
Announcer: I quit! *Leaves*

Saten Twist, and Aina were watching a baseball game. It just past the bottom of the 6th, and a special event was going to happen.

ngẫu nhiên Pony: *Playing drums*
Ponies: *Watching a big stunt track*
Biker Pony: *Standing on hàng đầu, đầu trang of the stunt track*
Announcer: This is Evel Knievel Jr.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: He will ride his motorbike down a very steep slope, starting at an elevation of 8,000 hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Then, he shall go over three big loops, unless he wants to fall off, and die like his father.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Then, Evel Knievel Jr will jump off a ramp, and go over forty five buses.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: This oughta be fun.
Saten Twist: I hope he dies. I came here to watch baseball.
Audience: *Laughing*
Evel: *Rides down the 8,000 hoof slope*
Announcer: And he's going too fast, and fell off his motorbike. What a terrible ngày for us all, but who cares? Let's get back to the baseball game.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I couldn't agree more.
Aina: You're sick.
Saten Twist: Not really. I feel very healthy.
Audience: *Laughing*

And now it's time for Celebrity Jeopardy.

Saten Twist: No it's not! We're not supposed to have another Celebrity Jeopardy skit until tiếp theo episode. Until then, I'm going home.

What about The Story Of Corporal Agarn?

Saten Twist: Come up with something else. *Leaves*
Aina: Maybe he really is feeling sick.
Audience: *Laughing*

In the tiếp theo part of this episode, it'll be Bodyshop Ponies.

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Danielle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as ôliu, ô liu
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

No cars were in the shop. Mr. Beddler, and the others were not happy about it.

Wheel Bearing: Why are we here?
Mr. Beddler: Because somepony named.. *Looking at papaer* Saten Twist, doesn't want to do anything. We're on the air, because the skits he usually does are cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: What do bạn expect us to do?
Mr. Beddler: Clean the shop.
Employees: Ugh.
Edwina: We came here to fix cars. Not clean!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Get out there now!
Danielle: OKAY!!
Mr. Beddler: *Hides under his desk*
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: Alright everypony, let's go to work.

So they did. The nhà để xe door was opened, and seven air hoses were plugged in. One for each pony. Except for Mr. Beddler. He was the boss, and didn't want to do anything. Besides, he was still scared of Danielle.

Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: *Cleaning dust off of a chair*
Tim: *Cleaning the wheel on a rolling chair that is upside down*
Gary: xin chào Tim. bạn gave me an idea.
Tim: What is it?
Gary: *Sprays air hose at the side of a wheel on a rolling chair*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: *Acting like a child* Oh cool! *Sprays his hose the same direction as Tom's and makes the wheels spin faster* They're all moving in a circle.
Gary: We need thêm air hoses, and this thing might take off like an airplane.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: It does sound like an airplane.
Mr. Beddler: *Hears noise* What is that? *Walking towards Tim, and Gary*
Tim: Here comes Mr. Beddler.
Gary: *Sprays air hose against the wheels, and makes them stop spinning*
Mr. Beddler: What are bạn two doing?
Gary: What?
Mr. Beddler: I asked bạn a question.
Gary: Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Stop diễn xuất like Vinnie Barbarino from that Welcome Back Potter skit bạn did, and answer my question!
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Gary: When?
Audience: *Clapping*
Mr. Beddler: Tim, bạn better tell me what that noise was.
Tim: It was an airplane. Didn't bạn hear it pass us?
Mr. Beddler: *Thinking* Yeah. I thought bạn two were up to no good. I heard your air hoses at the time, and thought bạn were making some strange noise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Thanks for making some stupid assumption boss.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: Yeah. bạn told us to clean this shop, and that's what we're doing.
Mr. Beddler: Forgive me. Get back to work. *Walks away*
Gary: *Quietly laughs* That was close.
Tim: I like how bạn were just asking him questions. What? Where? When?
Audience: *Clapping*

cầu vồng Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, cầu vồng Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi cầu vồng Dash.
cầu vồng Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: Can't bạn see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are bạn going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
cầu vồng Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

cầu vồng Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit, hallucinating again.
Narrator: đã đưa ý kiến cầu vồng Dash, with great difficulty.
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: *Walks towards a water trough* Fill me up Mr. Water Trough.
Narrator: đã đưa ý kiến cầu vồng Dash without moving her lips.
Audience: *Laughing*
Water Trough: *Gets filled with brandy* That's your share cầu vồng Dash.
Narrator: đã đưa ý kiến the water trough.
Water Trough: Unless bạn want to share some of Twilight Sparkle's.
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: *Drinking brandy*
Audience: *Laughing* Drink it up!!
cầu vồng Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: cầu vồng Dash looked phía trước, chuyển tiếp to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, cầu vồng Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: đã đưa ý kiến cầu vồng Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.

Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.

Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: Mind your own business bạn celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, cầu vồng Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*

Two stallions walked into the bar, and were tiếp theo to cầu vồng Dash, and Rachel.

cầu vồng Dash: *Sticks out her tongue* Awesome. These two have something really cool between their back legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rachel: Mmh, I don't fancy mine much.
cầu vồng Dash: Enough with British words, and sayings.
Narrator: The four ponies left the bar.
cầu vồng Dash: Wanna come over to my place? The four of us can hang out.

The doors on the bar close, and bạn cannot see them. There's a crashing sound, and bạn can hear tires skidding.

cầu vồng Dash: *Laying on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a stallion* I saved us all from a reckless driver.
Rachel: Get off him.
Narrator: So Rachel got a bucket of water out of nowhere, and threw it onto cầu vồng Dash.
Audience: *Laughing*

A police car heads towards cầu vồng Dash.

cầu vồng Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on cầu vồng Dash? Have bạn been drinking?

P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman.

Audience: *Laughing*
cầu vồng Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And cầu vồng Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*

On the tiếp theo part of this episode, it's a classroom skit.

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Everypony in Ms. Schultz's class was bored. They had to write down a paragraph about the importance of geometry.

Gary: *Chewing eraser on pencil*
James: *Sleeping, and thinking about ice cream*
Sunny: What is this? English class?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: We're supposed to be learning about math here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: bạn are. If bạn keep nghề viết văn that essay, bạn will.
Brianna: Ms. Schultz, Sunny has a very good point. Why are we doing something related to English class, when we are supposed to be doing math problems?
Lauren: Better yet, why do we learn about these things with somepony that insults bạn 24/7?
Gary: That's what I've been doing to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What? bạn didn't know that calling somepony an idiot was insulting?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I was just messing around. I didn't mean it.
Lauren: Let's not forget yesterday, when bạn đã đưa ý kiến I smelled like shit. I told bạn I got offended, and bạn said, *Talking like Gary* Please, be offended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: That was a terrible impression of Gary.
Gary: What about me?
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: This is how to do it properly. *Clears her throat, and sounds exactly like Tom Hanks* Lauren, bạn smell like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: That didn't sound anything like me either.
Lauren: Ms. Schultz, do bạn see who I have to put up with over here?
Ms. Schultz: Get better perfume.
Audience: *Laughing*

Saten Twist walks in the classroom.

Audience: *Clapping*
Saten Twist: I didn't do anything yet. Hold your applause until I actually do something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why are bạn here?
Saten Twist: I'm feeling better after being in that baseball game with *Sees Lauren* Aina, you're here too?
Lauren: Aina? Who's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Twist-
Saten Twist: Don't call me that. There's a very bad ngựa con, ngựa, pony with that name, and my name is Saten Twist.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Whatever. Aren't bạn supposed to be in the Celestia skit in the tiếp theo part of this episode?
Saten Twist: No, we're doing a musical instead.
James: Hah! Gaaaaaaay!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: James, what did I tell bạn about saying that word?
James: Your mother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Before I go, *Looks at James* Your mother is so fat, that she needs a máy trục, cần cẩu to go upstairs. *Walks away*
Audience: *Laughing*
James: A your mother joke?
Gary: Was he for real?
James: I heard better insults from my baby brother.
Audience: *Laughing*

Saten Twist was with Tom, and Master Sword.

Tom: Well, we're glad you're feeling better.
Saten Twist: Thanks bạn guys.
Master Sword: What caused bạn to feel sick anyway?
Saten Twist: Being too far away from my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*

Just then, Sunny, and Heartsong arrived in a time machine.

Sunny: Hey, check this out!
Tom: Where did bạn find that?
Heartsong: The junkyard. The owner đã đưa ý kiến it didn't work.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He must've been one stupid owner.
Sunny: hoặc he just didn't want a time machine. So we took it off his hooves for him.
Tom: So where do bạn plan to go with that thing?
Heartsong: 1966! *Hits button*

Everypony appeared tiếp theo to each other.

Snow Wonder: How did this happen?
Heartsong: I pushed a button.
Tom: She wants to know how we all ended up here!
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I know.
Annie: There's only one thing I can think of for us to do in this situation.
Master Sword: Go back to the năm 2014?
Annie: No! Go to different places, and dance to music!
Audience: *Laughing*

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb3rbDWO-_A

Tom: What's taking so long for this song to start? *Hears the song* There we go.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: *Dancing in a building*
Snow Wonder: *Dancing at a park*
Saten Twist: *Dancing in the middle of an intersection* I don't care if I die!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Dancing on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a train*
Train Ponies: *Dancing on the ground bởi the train*
Annie: *Dancing at Alcatraz*
Blaze: *Dancing on the beach* Why are we dancing in so many different places?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Dancing in front of Sugarcube Corner*
Mortomis: *Dancing on Manehattan Bridge* How come he's in Ponyville, and I'm in Manehattan?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Dances at the intersection*
Ponies: *Passing bởi in cars*
Astrel Sky: *Dancing on hàng đầu, đầu trang of a pyramid* How am I going to get down?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sophie Shimmer: *Dancing in London* xin chào british ponies, who wants to dance with me?
British Ponies: *Dancing with Sophie Shimmer*
Sophie Shimmer: *Continues dancing* Bloody hell. There's a lot of ponies here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaze: *Dancing in Miami*
Master Sword: *Dancing in Las Pegasus*
ngựa con, ngựa, pony in car: Queer! *Drives away*
Master Sword: And I tình yêu bạn too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pleiades: *Dancing at an airport*
Pilot: *Crashes a plane in a building behind Pleiades*
Pleiades: *Continues dancing*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Dancing bởi an ice cream store* Come on, bạn knew I was gonna end up here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Dancing on train. She feels it slowly moving* Is it moving? Should I get off?
Director: Stay on there, hoặc you're fired.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Still dancing at the intersection, and sees a cement truck pass him* They had those back then?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pleiades: *Dancing at the airport*
Ponies: *Running from building on fire*
Pleiades: Nopony wants to dance with me? Oh well.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: Okay, that's enough. *Goes to time machine, and goes back to 2014*

Everypony ended up back on the block with Heartsong.

Tom: Seriously. How do bạn end up having us end up where bạn go in that thing, when we're no where near you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: Luck I guess.
Master Sword: And that's all the time we have for now. I'm Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery.
Master Sword: See bạn in the tiếp theo episode of.
Everypony: On The Block!
Audience: *Clapping*

The End

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