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41 Corny đít, mông, đít, mông, ass jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my danh sách of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let bạn know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything hoặc eating anything bạn might spit it hoặc something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the cây chổi, chổi late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the vịnh, bay they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF bạn DON'T PASS THIS ON bạn DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All ngày long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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Why Naruto is the best anime ever!!!!

posted by Crazy_NarutoKid

1.The Characters are awesome

2.It can make bạn laugh so hard

3.It can make bạn cry like a baby

4.The fight scenes are epic

5.Theres blood

6.They swear

7.The storyline is really good

8.Theres Ninjas'!!

9.They have Sasuke(cool)

10.The weapons they use are so coool

11.The villians are so evil.

12.It makes bạn wish bạn lived in the Naruto world.

13.They have great opening and ending songs.

14.It makes bạn think about it all the time

15.It teaches bạn Naruto history

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Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 2-IT'S ABOUT TIME.

posted by deathding

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take các bình luận asking các câu hỏi from the last episode and answer them in the tiếp theo article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope bạn enjoy our một giây episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who đã bình luận in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...

Let Me Tell bạn About This Product

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell bạn about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed bởi many ngẫu nhiên ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products hoặc apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined bởi an idiot that đã đăng a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would bạn do something like that?

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Another way of doing a Helluva Boss review..

posted by Canada24

Cody Leach

Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..

THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's tổng thể prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's thêm serious scenes..
* The shows tổng thể qulity. bạn can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* bạn can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...

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A danh sách of Sites bạn Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that bạn probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add thêm to the danh sách when I find thêm sites I think bạn should probably avoid. So if anyone sends bạn đường dẫn to the following sites, bạn have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad bởi the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS bạn ARE A SICKO I ADVISE bạn NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - hàng đầu, đầu trang 20 danh sách

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying hoặc you'll get some action faster than a pit bò đực, con bò, bull on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all bạn want even if she is the kind who will out chug bạn in bia and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names bạn never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth hoặc Dare các câu hỏi Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth hoặc dare Questions

Truth hoặc dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth hoặc dare questions, which will help bạn to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream bạn have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality hoặc feature bạn would like to change about yourself?

Do bạn have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend hoặc boyfriend's friend?

Do bạn think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys tình yêu flirts.
3. A guy can like bạn for a minute, and then forget bạn afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are bạn doing something?" hoặc "Have bạn eaten already?" are the first usual các câu hỏi a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all ngày but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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100 Reasons why bạn tình yêu her

posted by milorox18

1. I tình yêu the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I tình yêu the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I tình yêu the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I tình yêu the way bạn look at me.

5. I tình yêu how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I tình yêu the way I can’t imagine a ngày without bạn in my life.

7. I tình yêu the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I tình yêu the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I tình yêu the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I tình yêu how I know you’ll always be there when I need bạn to be.

11....

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - hàng đầu, đầu trang 20 danh sách

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, hoặc to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get bạn in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly bởi giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the tiếp theo family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - bạn may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin mũ lưỡi trai, cap and feed him grapes when...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

hoa hồng are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

hoa hồng are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

hoa hồng are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And hiển thị me your tits

hoa hồng make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And bạn tình yêu it up the shitter

hoa hồng are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

hoa hồng are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

hoa hồng are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

hoa hồng are shit
Violets are crap
hiển thị me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

hoa hồng are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And nuốt, nhạn it down

hoa hồng are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If bạn have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Những người bạn come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Những người bạn that bạn ask their opinion of everything.

7. After bạn have your bath, bọc a bath towel around bạn and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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My hàng đầu, đầu trang 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a danh sách like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this danh sách with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please bình luận but be polite. Also, always bình luận because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

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100 THINGS GOING THROUGH A CRAZY PERSON'S HEAD

posted by PsychadelicSkye

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers bạn know.
12.Strangers bạn don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to xóa above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar bạn grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something hoặc someone

3. Go up to a ngẫu nhiên person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki ngẫu nhiên noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a đài phun nước run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to bạn in public about the...

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10 most stupid các câu hỏi people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When bạn meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are bạn doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t bạn try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When bạn ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while cách đây and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask bạn somethingand i want bạn to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how bạn feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want bạn to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi hoặc Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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The 20 Dumbest các câu hỏi asked on Yahoo các câu trả lời

posted by joe-kerr

I found this hilarious bài viết on pcworld.com
Don't know who the tác giả is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's huy hiệu Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...