Okay so xin chào there guys. This is a kind of bài viết that I dont usually do, however I found this bài viết that peeves me off with how stupid it is that I had to make a complaint about it. Id like to note that all of my complaints are totally
100% serious and should be taken with that. Like seriously. I never
But anyways. So I was randomly browsing the internet -not fanpop các bình luận at all- and I found this atrocious bài viết called "Zanhar's Rules of Shipping" and the stupidity of it made me cringe. However I dont think bạn guys have ever seen this bài viết and will never see it hoặc bother to tìm kiếm it up and Im sure the tác giả herself will never be able to find this, so Ill just give bạn the tiêu đề and no link so that should be good enough.
Okay lets begin with this. Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!
Okay so what is even with that? How do bạn even plan to prove a ship like that? The only way bạn could do that is if it becomes a canon couple in the story and how the hell do bạn expect to do that? Why the hell would bạn make something a an cant control the golden rule of shipping? Are bạn saying they cant ship if the ship oesnt somehow be- Oh shit. bạn đã đưa ý kiến "Unshippable"..? err... Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven [shippable]!
There we go. Small editations doesnt hurt anyone. I just changed the tense of that word so thats okay. See my point is still valid. #3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!
Oh so bạn are telling me that if I have a best friend, me and him/her must be shipped and dating? Like my god. I swear the amount of times in my life that idea has tortured me with "You guys should date" at school and bạn wanna inforce that? Seriously? Im offended. bạn should try living the life. #4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!
What? What does this have to do with anything..? What if they were to date? Like what would happen if they were to break up? One would have absolutely no one. Thats messed up. Like seriously. I dont ship Sarumi (Saruhiko X Misaki from K) at all. Like that is cearly not a ship that fits this category. #7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now shippable.
Isnt that kind of messed up? Havent bạn heard of the Bro code bruh? #9 And if you're feeling adventurous, edgy, and controversial ship person x and his/her sibling.
Oh so now not only do bạn wanna break the Bro Code, ruin friendships, inforce annoying people, and making shippers have to do somethign they cant, but now bạn wanna support INCEST?! Do bạn seriously not know how fucked up youve been this article? That is seriously not a cool thing bruh. Incest man! Im an angry SJW that takes shipping too seriously! bạn cant do incest like that! And what if they have children?! What do bạn want? Incest babies?! #11 Is one of these rivals evil? And the other good? Of course that's how it is! Ship it! Ship it hard!
Dont bạn think that might become a bit of an unhealthy relationship? I mean if they are rivals hoặc do get along wouldnt they not get along in a relationship? Like have bạn ever thoguht about that? What if I shipped bạn and made bạn ngày the person bạn hate the most? Would bạn like that? Seriously have bạn ever put yourself in the place of these people. Like psh. Clearly this is a serious article. #16 What? Not wiiiled enough for you? Fine then, ship your yêu thích with your least yêu thích for maximum mixed feelings!
Ew... Why would I put my yêu thích though that torture. Like ewwww #18 Number 17 is a no go? Well ship person A with person B while simultaneously shipping person A with person C.
#19 And then ship person B with person C.
#20 Its a bonus if person A cheated on person B with person C. Then ship person B with person C harder as person A cries in the distance.
Woah woah woah. Step back there and read what bạn just wrote. Are bạn saying bạn like people cheating on eachother?! AND THEN bạn ARE BEGGING hoặc SOMEONE TO CRY ABOUT IT. Okay what even are you? Some kind of messed up sadist hoặc something? Like clearly bạn are hoặc something. Like seriously. Cheating has ruined lives. And why are bạn saying this is a RULE of shipping? What if someone doesnt believe that shipping is a thing bạn have to do to be a fa- I mean cheating is a thing bạn have to do to be a shipper? Like seriously? People shouldnt have to make characters cheat on eachother to be a true shipper. #23 Person A is a pirate. Wonderful! This person can be shipped with everyone automatically. Let person A chase that booty!
Oh I see. bạn are being PUNNY here. Well its not that funny and I almost missed it with how serious this bài viết was. I guess it was a good piece of comic releif though. #24 "But it's not canon." Sure it is. Anything is canon if bạn ship it hard enough.
Again refer to my first point. Shippers and những người hâm mộ cant do that. #26 What's this??? bạn have a NOTP??? Ha ha, no bạn don't everything is shippable. Ship all the things!
What if its an abusive relationship? Should they continue doing that then? #31 Male/Male Female/Female Female/Male. What did I say about discriminating. We don't do that here!
Ew. Why are bạn saying homosexual relationships are okay? God clearly did not want homosexuality and that is not okay. bạn are sinning bởi doing this. Like seriously. I am not a girl that likes boobs hoặc anything. Psh. Why are bạn approving of such sin. #49 Fine bạn can ship singers too.
Like I seriously didnt get lazy while skimming and just jump to the end to make it look like I skimmed your whole bài viết for things to chó cái, bitch about, but like... who the hell would ship singers? Like seriously. Thats so messed up they are real people. What if they see that?! bởi all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these.
*was skimming and clearly didnt see that*