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(NOTE: This entire bài viết is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)

xin chào everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other ngày on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....

LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^

Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my thông tin các nhân really quick to see if I got a medal.....



The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:

Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........

I GOT IT! :D How about I PM fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^

 Sending the message now! :D
Sending the message now! :D


THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D

*Two Days Later*

Alright, SURELY they've responded bởi now. I mean, busy company hoặc not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^

See? I told bạn guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D



FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:

(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)

Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-

Fanpop: Why don't bạn just try getting them the way bạn were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P

...........NEVER! >:D

Fanpop: Welp. bạn asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)

Wait, what? Just what are bạn guys up to.....?

Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!

WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O



I'LL GET bạn tiếp theo TIME FANPOP, tiếp theo TIME!
1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the lò nướng on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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added by 27-5
Here are my danh sách of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let bạn know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything hoặc eating anything bạn might spit it hoặc something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the cây chổi, chổi late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the vịnh, bay they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are bạn listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do bạn like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks bạn to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks bạn to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your trang chủ alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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posted by My8thUsername
A/N: I tình yêu copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic danh sách I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. bởi the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do hoặc has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when bạn don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
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posted by shiriny
Type out the sentence bạn end up in comments:

Pick the tháng bạn were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the ngày (number) bạn were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend...
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1.Try to climb through all the rooms in your trang chủ without touching the floor
2.Find undiscovered tribes using Google Earth
3.Shave your pets
4.Knock down all the interior walls of your home, creating one large empty space. Once done, sit in the middle of the giant room and contemplate your life
5.Start a free blog on WordPress hoặc Blogger and tell the world about all your weird and dirty secrets
6.Email an ex girlfriend hoặc boyfriend and apologize for hurting them even though it’s a complete lie (just do it for shits and giggles)
7.Read a book. Use your time to learn something, for God’s...
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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar bạn grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something hoặc someone

3. Go up to a ngẫu nhiên person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki ngẫu nhiên noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a đài phun nước run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to bạn in public about the...
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posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as bạn walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at bạn for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 phút stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a tình yêu scene, reach over in front of bạn and cover a ngẫu nhiên person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your ghế, chỗ ngồi and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person tiếp theo to bạn and say, “you never know”....
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posted by milorox18
Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys



1. The way they always wear their yêu thích cologne (which happens to be the one that bạn bought them for their birthday)


2. The way they run their hands through your hair


3. The way that they look at bạn and bạn want to die right then and there


4. The way that they casually put their arms around you


5. The way that they Kiss away your tears


6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away


7. The way they hiển thị off around their friends, even though bạn both know that bạn would tình yêu them even...
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posted by patrisha727
Some if these are actually prety cool and funny. ^_^

1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

3 Swim with a dolphin.

4 Skydive.

5 Have your portrait painted.

6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure bạn use it.

7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

8 Watch the launch of the không gian shuttle.

9 Spend a whole ngày eating thuyền mành, rác rưởi, rác thực phẩm without feeling guilty.

10 Be an extra in a film.

11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

12 Make tình yêu on a forest floor....
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added by 27-5
Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I tình yêu GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to bạn say, "Why don't bạn speak thêm clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask bạn say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing áo sơ mi sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on Google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS hoặc If bạn find a áo sơ mi store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the thực phẩm court and go to a fast thực phẩm place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a bàn hát elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as bạn can "I tình yêu THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT ngày AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until bạn see an old lady/guy...
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posted by sakurahanazono
Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and bạn have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
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Source: Jennifer
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Source: Google