xin chào everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that âm bass, tiếng bass, bass bởi Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a người hâm mộ club about u and make the bài viết their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then bởi all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Halloween eve. hoặc U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and hàng đầu, đầu trang me.
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're áo sơ mi looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them bạn tình yêu them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch hoặc stumach
step 8.Say i tình yêu bạn again
step 9:walk around them in circles hát my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say bạn hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're áo sơ mi looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them bạn tình yêu them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch hoặc stumach
step 8.Say i tình yêu bạn again
step 9:walk around them in circles hát my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say bạn hate them
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your bàn hoặc forehead.
2 = If bạn have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's tiếp theo hàng đầu, đầu trang Model every day.
8 = Ask them every ngày to sit tiếp theo to them at lunch, but at lunch say bạn were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza, bánh pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If bạn have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's tiếp theo hàng đầu, đầu trang Model every day.
8 = Ask them every ngày to sit tiếp theo to them at lunch, but at lunch say bạn were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza, bánh pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
bởi Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives bạn happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he hoặc she will never turn his hoặc her back on you...... hoặc betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on bạn and stick its self to greed.
bạn cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
bạn can never again.
He/she will leave bạn disappointed and let bạn down.
Why should bạn look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When bạn have God with his tình yêu all wrapped around you.
bởi Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives bạn happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he hoặc she will never turn his hoặc her back on you...... hoặc betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on bạn and stick its self to greed.
bạn cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
bạn can never again.
He/she will leave bạn disappointed and let bạn down.
Why should bạn look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When bạn have God with his tình yêu all wrapped around you.
bạn just shut the door i fell like thêm when bạn say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do bạn make sure to tình yêu me even though i'm shy do bạn ever ever ever think to try? do bạn think of me? when bạn say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when bạn say hi well than bạn won't be mine! yes this is tình yêu but does it hurt? when i cry? when bạn say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i tình yêu you! why would say means things why would bạn say the stuff that stings why would bạn say that word when i know bạn much? i don't think i would be with bạn if i knew a thing hoặc two about your life bạn backstabbing dao, con dao i trusted bạn and yet bạn still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs bạn a lot.
Don't bạn tình yêu her?
I do...
I tình yêu my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs bạn a lot.
Don't bạn tình yêu her?
I do...
I tình yêu my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she lấy trộm, đánh cắp our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she lấy trộm, đánh cắp our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
One fine ngày in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing hoặc whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the bài viết is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing hoặc whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the bài viết is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my fantaisie is flying
It's a lâu đài in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Những câu chuyện về rồng now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a lâu đài in the sky
hoặc there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantaisie is not a crime
Find your lâu đài in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads bạn to the moon 'cause..."
No one knows where it hides
And my fantaisie is flying
It's a lâu đài in the sky
It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law
Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Những câu chuyện về rồng now you'll fight
And my fancy is flying
It's a lâu đài in the sky
hoặc there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air
Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
fantaisie is not a crime
Find your lâu đài in the sky
You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts
You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads bạn to the moon 'cause..."