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posted by misscrazel
                 Prologue
When I was young I heard that once, long ago, it was bright, the sun shined, children went outside to play. Now it's dark and foggy. No one goes outside. It seems it will never go back to the way it was. But people say it will. And maybe, thousands of years later it will. But right now, it's terrible, and I have the feeling it will get worse. Though I don't know quite how that is possible it's awful enough right now with all the smoke and fog. Not to mention the wars. Everyone is at peace now but soon I know they'll start again. 

Chapter one

Smoke filled the air. My mother was calling for me. I had been thrown back bởi the explosion. 
   "Stay there." someone told me, "We can't afford to loose another child." 
   I tried to get up and see what was going on but someone pushed me back down. 
   My eyes hurt from the smoke and it made me cough too. My mother came over to me. 
   "Where's Catus?" I asked, frantically 
   "She was too close to the explosion." đã đưa ý kiến my mother, "She didn't make it."
   I felt tears welling up in my eyes. She's dead? How could she be dead? It didn't seem real. It seemed like a terrible nightmare and I would wake up soon and Catus would be there. But I knew I wouldn't wake up.
    Someone told me to pack and I obeyed them, even though I didn't have much to pack.  Tears ran down my face, partly from the smoke, partly from my sisters death. 
    Soon we were going away from camp. I found my mother and kept bởi her side. I was afraid but I wasn't about to admit it. If I was going to cry this was the place to do it because of all the smoke. 
   "Where are we going?" I asked my mother. 
   "I don't know." she admitted. 
   "well I hope we get there soon."  I said. 
   "we probably won't." đã đưa ý kiến my mother. 
  "when will we get there?" I asked. 
  "a tháng hoặc two." she answered. 
  I didn't say anything else. I just kept on walking and hoping we would get there soon. 








 
Dear Noah, We could've sworn bạn đã đưa ý kiến the ark wasn't leaving until 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns.

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Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the freakin plane.

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The guy who puts down chó at animal shelters must not get alot of women. "And what do bạn do for a living?" "...I kill puppies."

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Do bạn know what happens to 100% of people who eat carrots? THEY DIE.

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The worst time to have a tim, trái tim attack is during a game of charades.

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You cannot bring sexy back without a receipt.

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"Want to play the rape game?"...
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posted by nessienjake
Haha I read this (from my email)
And I thought of sharing it with bạn guys :D


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Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!


1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character hoặc the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxi's stop...
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posted by misscrazel
I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who was kicked out of her trang chủ because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away...
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