After bạn cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and ngọn lửa, chữa cháy trucks so bạn get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what bạn are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let bạn in front of him/her, hiển thị your appreciation bởi letting the entire world in front of you, including máy kéo trailers and construction vehicles.
If for some reason bạn had to pull over on the shoulder, wait until a car is approaching to pull back onto the road.
If the driver behind bạn is honking and flashing his headlights because he is in some sort of an emergency rush, do NOT pull over to let him pass.
If bạn are driving fast, stick one arm out the window, twist your hand back and forth, and pretend to be an airplane as the wind lifts your arm.
If bạn are on vacation and bạn see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
If bạn get Mất tích while driving, the best place to stop and get your bearings is at a green light.
If bạn have a car phone, use it as much as possible. If bạn have no one to call, hold the phone up to your ear and pretend.
If bạn need to stop to ask for directions, wait until there is a car behind bạn and stop in your lane to block traffic. Try to ask directions from either a 90 năm old local, a deaf person, an illegal alien, hoặc a child.
If bạn see a vehicle getting in your lane directly behind you, hit your brake pedal. The closer the vehicle, the harder bạn should press.
If bạn see an emergency vehicle traveling on the opposite side of a concrete divider, stop abruptly.
If your vehicle is capable of spinning its tires on dry roads, take advantage of this. Make as much black smoke as possible.
Keep your brake light blinking bởi keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
Maintain flex-time at work so that bạn can drive around leisurely when others are rushing to get to work on time.
Make sure bạn have at least one of the following bumper stickers:
"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you"
"If bạn don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk"
"If bạn can read this, you're too close"
"I'd rather be skiing"
"I brake for no apparent reason"
On multi-laned roads, always drive at the same speed as the vehicle tiếp theo to you. Try to "box" in drivers behind you, who are attempting to pass.
Slow down drastically for every little bump in the road.
Swerve into the opposite lanes to avoid hitting roadside obstacles... like Styrofoam cups and Twinkie wrappers.
Use your driving time as an opportunity to have an intimate encounter with your significant other.
When approaching a curve in the road, slow down as if the road is ENDING.
When approaching a yield sign, either accelerate without looking hoặc come to a full and complete stop.
When drivers ahead of bạn pull over to let emergency vehicles pass, accelerate so that they can not merge back into traffic.
When driving at a slower speed, stay in the left-most lane.
When driving in a lane that is going to end because of construction, ignore all the "LANE CLOSED - MERGE AHEAD" signs. Then wait until the last một giây and cut off the other drivers that had the common sense to switch lanes earlier.
When driving in heavy bumper-to-bumper traffic, always drive with at least 10 car lengths in front of you.
When having another vehicle follow bạn to where ever bạn are going, and a third car merges between you, drive 5 miles an giờ just to make sure that your followers (who are 2 cars behind) can see you.
When picking up a passenger during the early morning hoặc late night, in a residential neighborhood, stop in front of the house and honk the horn. Either a series of long honks hoặc in a melody of a song such as "Shave and a haircut" is appropriate.
When there's traffic behind you, always drive 8-20 MPH below the đã đăng limit.
Whenever possible, cut off other drivers and slow down.
Whenever bạn see a police car, even parked, slam on the brakes and drive 15-20 MPH slower than the speed limit.
While listening to your yêu thích song, let other drivers on the road know that your listing to your yêu thích song. The best way to do this is, is to steer the car with your knee, pretend to be holding a pair of drum sticks, and start beating away at the steering wheel and rear-view mirror. While the whole time bobbing your head all over the place.
While traveling down residential streets, drive 2 MPH and look at all the houses and landscaping. In fact, look everywhere except out the front windshield.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
bạn always have the right of way.
Your car stereo should be blasting âm nhạc at approximately 900,000 dB.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and ngọn lửa, chữa cháy trucks so bạn get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what bạn are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let bạn in front of him/her, hiển thị your appreciation bởi letting the entire world in front of you, including máy kéo trailers and construction vehicles.
If for some reason bạn had to pull over on the shoulder, wait until a car is approaching to pull back onto the road.
If the driver behind bạn is honking and flashing his headlights because he is in some sort of an emergency rush, do NOT pull over to let him pass.
If bạn are driving fast, stick one arm out the window, twist your hand back and forth, and pretend to be an airplane as the wind lifts your arm.
If bạn are on vacation and bạn see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
If bạn get Mất tích while driving, the best place to stop and get your bearings is at a green light.
If bạn have a car phone, use it as much as possible. If bạn have no one to call, hold the phone up to your ear and pretend.
If bạn need to stop to ask for directions, wait until there is a car behind bạn and stop in your lane to block traffic. Try to ask directions from either a 90 năm old local, a deaf person, an illegal alien, hoặc a child.
If bạn see a vehicle getting in your lane directly behind you, hit your brake pedal. The closer the vehicle, the harder bạn should press.
If bạn see an emergency vehicle traveling on the opposite side of a concrete divider, stop abruptly.
If your vehicle is capable of spinning its tires on dry roads, take advantage of this. Make as much black smoke as possible.
Keep your brake light blinking bởi keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
Maintain flex-time at work so that bạn can drive around leisurely when others are rushing to get to work on time.
Make sure bạn have at least one of the following bumper stickers:
"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you"
"If bạn don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk"
"If bạn can read this, you're too close"
"I'd rather be skiing"
"I brake for no apparent reason"
On multi-laned roads, always drive at the same speed as the vehicle tiếp theo to you. Try to "box" in drivers behind you, who are attempting to pass.
Slow down drastically for every little bump in the road.
Swerve into the opposite lanes to avoid hitting roadside obstacles... like Styrofoam cups and Twinkie wrappers.
Use your driving time as an opportunity to have an intimate encounter with your significant other.
When approaching a curve in the road, slow down as if the road is ENDING.
When approaching a yield sign, either accelerate without looking hoặc come to a full and complete stop.
When drivers ahead of bạn pull over to let emergency vehicles pass, accelerate so that they can not merge back into traffic.
When driving at a slower speed, stay in the left-most lane.
When driving in a lane that is going to end because of construction, ignore all the "LANE CLOSED - MERGE AHEAD" signs. Then wait until the last một giây and cut off the other drivers that had the common sense to switch lanes earlier.
When driving in heavy bumper-to-bumper traffic, always drive with at least 10 car lengths in front of you.
When having another vehicle follow bạn to where ever bạn are going, and a third car merges between you, drive 5 miles an giờ just to make sure that your followers (who are 2 cars behind) can see you.
When picking up a passenger during the early morning hoặc late night, in a residential neighborhood, stop in front of the house and honk the horn. Either a series of long honks hoặc in a melody of a song such as "Shave and a haircut" is appropriate.
When there's traffic behind you, always drive 8-20 MPH below the đã đăng limit.
Whenever possible, cut off other drivers and slow down.
Whenever bạn see a police car, even parked, slam on the brakes and drive 15-20 MPH slower than the speed limit.
While listening to your yêu thích song, let other drivers on the road know that your listing to your yêu thích song. The best way to do this is, is to steer the car with your knee, pretend to be holding a pair of drum sticks, and start beating away at the steering wheel and rear-view mirror. While the whole time bobbing your head all over the place.
While traveling down residential streets, drive 2 MPH and look at all the houses and landscaping. In fact, look everywhere except out the front windshield.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
bạn always have the right of way.
Your car stereo should be blasting âm nhạc at approximately 900,000 dB.
Ask everyone bạn meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as bạn can.
If bạn see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to con vịt, vịt under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as bạn can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as bạn can.
If bạn see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to con vịt, vịt under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as bạn can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, hoặc pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum thêm gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min hoặc completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting thêm till bạn reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, hoặc pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum thêm gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min hoặc completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting thêm till bạn reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the đi văng last night watching some rubbish ti vi hiển thị and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my cầu vồng colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I tình yêu bạn soooooo much' and so I was like 'I tình yêu bạn more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting bạn a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting bạn one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten phút later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do bạn think are greater,the advantages hoặc disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from bạn mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes bạn hoặc hits bạn *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to bạn first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Những người bạn house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes bạn *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets bạn wear his clothing *he likes bạn in his stuff*
7) If bạn are tired of waiting for him to make the first di chuyển *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from bạn mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes bạn hoặc hits bạn *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to bạn first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her Những người bạn house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes bạn *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets bạn wear his clothing *he likes bạn in his stuff*
7) If bạn are tired of waiting for him to make the first di chuyển *make it yourself*
So, it's been five years since bạn passed. I wanted to take a few phút to remind people of how wonderful bạn were and how much bạn impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your tình yêu các điểm thưởng on my tường and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do bạn remember when bạn told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that bạn calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had thêm time to be Những người bạn and hang out together. I really do. bạn were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to bạn and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank bạn so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do bạn remember when bạn told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that bạn calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had thêm time to be Những người bạn and hang out together. I really do. bạn were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to bạn and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank bạn so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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