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Don’t speak
I can’t believe
This is here happening
Our situation isn’t right
Get real, who bạn playing with
I never thought you’d be like this
bạn were supposed to be there bởi my side

When bạn say that bạn want me, I just don’t believe it
You’re always ready to give up and never turn around

But what if I need bạn baby
Would bạn even try to save me
hoặc would bạn find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I đã đưa ý kiến I tình yêu you
Would bạn be the one to run to
hoặc would bạn watch me walk away without a fight

I’m so sick of worrying that you’re gonna quit over anything
I could trip and you’d let go like that
And everything that we ever were
Seems to fade but not the hurt
‘Cause bạn don’t know the good things from the bad

When I say that I want you, bạn know that I mean it
And in my giờ of weakness, there’s still time to try

But what if I need bạn baby
Would bạn even try to save me
hoặc would bạn find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I đã đưa ý kiến I tình yêu you
Would bạn be the one to run to
hoặc would bạn watch me walk away without a fight

Every time I speak bạn try and stop me (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
‘Cause every little thing I say is wrong (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
bạn say you’re noticing but bạn never see
This is who I really am that bạn can’t believe
Makes me wanna know right now
If it’s me you’ll live without
hoặc would bạn change your mind
What if I need you

But what if I need bạn baby
Would bạn even try to save me
hoặc would bạn find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I đã đưa ý kiến I tình yêu you
Would bạn be the one to run to
hoặc would bạn watch me walk away without a

Oh baby what if I need you
(What if I need you)
Yeah, yeah
(What if I need you)
What if I need you
What if I need you
(What if I need you)
Oh what if I need you
(What if I need you)
I need you, you, you
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do bạn hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be trang chủ for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and ngọn lửa, chữa cháy hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: bạn better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell bạn why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired bởi their family and Những người bạn and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented bởi the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The một giây is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The buổi hòa nhạc Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 giờ Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There hát I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're ghế, chỗ ngồi Ooh K Then vịt đực, drake Sad bạn Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There vịt đực, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The những người hâm mộ những người hâm mộ Was hát Along Giving Him hoa Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For đọc And You're Comments
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's ngày together. Emily had cooked a stupid bữa tối, bữa ăn tối and they ate on a log bởi candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that bạn have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask các câu hỏi to a magic 8 ball and take the các câu trả lời seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when bạn find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when bạn see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a ngẫu nhiên person!
raindrops on hoa hồng and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp táo, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are bạn on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. bởi the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty đường phố, street the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, Kỳ lân and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking Kỳ lân are real???! Who đã đưa ý kiến they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws thực phẩm at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid các câu hỏi (ex: What do thư viện cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a ngày when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who bạn think she is
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book bởi its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders hoặc u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id tình yêu to hear ur thoughts!!
Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. bạn don't say "I do not like" bạn have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the phim chiếu rạp that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their phim chiếu rạp look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If bạn haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know bạn shouldn't judge a movie bởi it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up bởi the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give bạn a một giây chance rather than jail time. I want bạn to go out this weekend and try to hiển thị others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see bạn back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge đã đưa ý kiến to the first one,

"How did bạn do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did bạn tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break bạn down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to bạn that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating các bình luận about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why bạn like what bạn do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do bạn do it? Do bạn have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever bạn do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 thêm seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and bánh quy, cookie and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, bánh quy, cookie and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are bạn fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh bạn must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: bạn don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: bạn can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent trái chuối, chuối even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a trái chuối, chuối is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but bạn can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a thêm stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are các câu lạc bộ song)

trái chuối, chuối trái chuối, chuối con cừu, cừu are there Những người bạn
BANANAS
posted by jblovesme4ever
one ngày that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny đã đưa ý kiến hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first ngày ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him trang chủ AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO trang chủ AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE đã đưa ý kiến WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE đã đưa ý kiến COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
posted by dinglebell14
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton kẹo road like 45 like giây cách đây and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like bạn like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went trang chủ and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like ngày in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't bạn wanna mix cotton kẹo and popscicles!