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posted by i_luv_Pelon_xxx
Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account

One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental trang chủ for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a vòng tròn like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child is in here cos she got farted on stay away from turtal arses. This can fuck u up for life. The stench of the gas never leaves you. That's why she is insane and is a mental freak. She only eats chips now. And plays with a straw and has races with the straw to see who can shake the quickest. Of corse the retarded spazzek wins each time. All thanks to that zoo, stay away from there, its filthy. But thêm likely all thanks to that turtle, jeez he must be proud. What did he ate? The kid is mental still, sat there shaking her head and eating fuckin chips. thêm chips. thêm chips. Lifes stock of chips. Then plays with her straw and runs at the tường thinking she is getting somewhere and see's flying brains flying around and trys to catch them and she also "rides a snail" she is also known as mental jerkins. She also tried to eat an iphone 4 but failed, it didn't digest it rings from inside her and scares her. Doorbell. Nothing worse. Nothing thêm to this child..jee..sounds like me when I have pancakes. She is always hyper, wow. Kaluri must be my sister..EEEEK..and the term bouncing off the walls is literal. She pysicly bounces of walls. She has one friend.its a tedy that's a headless chim cánh cụt called flabbs chim cánh cụt hahahehe.all the children are like this, demented chickens running round the corridoors screaming everytime some cuốc đất, hoe approches them. Spoon. If your not scared yet bạn should be. These children are capable of mass distruction. If the world ends later this năm and your still alive, bạn know how it ended. Poor turtals..wait..NOOOOO XD o.O lolwut.

•they used to do school trips to this place before they realised that they found out that 13 of there students had turned insane.
Oh shit
Hold on
I think I'm insane
No I'm fine

Although being addicted to chips, kaluri can only draw carrots with glasses. Who owns this kid?! Wtf am I going on about?!?!
Kinda reminds me of one of my Những người bạn
....*evil laugh*....
Back to the muthafucka story!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD o.O

Although kaluri does have one human friend. Pokalilly.
What bạn don't like the name pokalilly?...

*nyan cat music*
Stfu u
*shoots cat*

Pokalilly is a long gone friend. She's underground..somewhere. bạn see she liked she..*ahem cough cough ha ha*...dug a hole and didn't find her way back out cos the stuid mental cuốc đất, hoe popijerry filled the hole in. So pokalilly lives like a mole..digging tunnels..why doesn't she just dig up bạn ask? Cos she doesn't do up. We don't need to focus on her anyway she's. Your problem she's in the closet that's closest to you!!!! Say hi to her for me

Did I forget to tell you? Kaluri has a demon in her mental heatbox for mental hoes that only she can see. :) what has the world come to seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :•) OMFG that face looks like a snowman!!!!
Yes!! This songs scaring me
Ahhhahahahaha crys
Sometimes I like to lie on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot :D
Whoops wasn't ment to say that :#
Mwahhahaahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhah evil laugh smog evil laugh hhahhahahahahahahahhaha

OMFG its jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!! on southpark :) hahahahaha I goottt chhoooooooo :D

This is getting randomly out of hand..brb I want a cookie..
Tik tok tik tok

Ok something needs to happen...
We now go over to cheesyTOTs332 for a live update on the mental trang chủ for mental hoes with mental heatboxs to calm the mental hoes down. Over to bạn cheesyTOTs332

Yes thank bạn abby we will now go inside.
*knocks on mental trang chủ door, little cute child answers*
Little child: HI IS bạn THE CANDYMAN!!?!!?!!


Not a good start. *walks in* well as bạn can see its very nice in here, we are in a normal room for now...
*walks into the mental corridoor*
Oh my good god *beep* I'm getting the *beep* out of this *beeeep* place!!!!!!!
Just joken
*approches young lonely child* hello there.

Young child:
Oyajsksaekbiomgkfiogvjghiwoeuivbdfalcowoeribgngwogvibhutrswlckghjelwiogtuvbjslkalfltiwujrtuy jdnfkaslgvkrei

((That was fun to type))

Why do they all blow up?! Well let's go and see kaluri....
I am stood outside kaluri's mental heatbox for mental hoes. Let's knock on her door
*knock knock*
*kaluri answers*
Ohh well arnt bạn cute!

Kaluri: come bla bla come in see my drawflings blablabla meet flabby chim cánh cụt hahahehe hahahaahahahahahaha bla bla bla prrrrrrbabaaaaaa. Weeee! *points at paper*

Isn't she adorbs?!
*looks at paper*
Awww is that your head..


Yeah! Flabby chim cánh cụt hahahehe!!! I chewed his head off then ate it!!
*ringing noise*
Excuse me
*burps and iphone comes out of her mouth*

*gets hit bởi slobber covered flabby chim cánh cụt hahahehe*

Me and muma
*shows drawing of 'her' and 'her mum'...sick figures*

Oh..that's cut- huh?!

*kaluri puts drawing in her mouth and chews it and spits it back out*

*smiles and walks sideways to the tường and carrys on walking even tho she is at the wall*

So old are bạn sweetheart?

Ninety eight million five thousand sixty three trillion gazabillion with a snotty nose *sneezy and a different species of snot comes out of her nose*

Insane children....ahhhhh

CheesyTOTs332: I have to go now kaluri! Say bye to the world.
*kaluri pulls out shotgun and shoots cheesyTOTs332 and the camera falls on the side*


what bạn want us to wait for you?


*camera goes back to kaluri and she is holding up two cún yêu, con chó con teddys that she has sewn the ears together on*

Look at my creation world!! If bạn sew to chó con ears together it can cause head truma's, STD's, explosive dhiaria and a sudden attraction to llama's. I drink torine!!
*drinks torine*
Now I'm pregnant!

*camera goes off*

And that was the recen-
*news theme tune*
*i come back on the screen*
As I was saying its our gần đây update on kaluri...I don't think we will ever get another update from CheesyTOTs332
Oh well
Now bạn can do it
*news theme tune, screen goes black and me in the background*

*skips to an old granny watching the news show*

What they say?

((Skips back to the origenal story))

Oh yeah I forgot to tell bạn that she has a shotgun whoops..oh well bạn will live hopefully!!!!!!!!!

Kaluri loves chips, she is- oh I have already told you? Well its time for the adver-
*news hiển thị goes off*
xin chào I was talking
*adverts come on*

((Advert 1))fudge...fudge...FUDGE...FUUDGE...FUUUUUDGEEE...FUUUUUUUUDGGGEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not fudge
On sale now

((Advert two))
Come to mc donalds!!! Its the best on the highway!!!
*person walks in*
Uh yeah, burger dude, I want a burger and chips please
*throws burger at man*
Oi!! I'm not having that service!!! Ah..where's me chips?
*throws chips at person*
Thank bạn
Mc Donalds! Best place to eat in the universe!!!!!!

((Advert 3))
*duck from almost naked động vật comes on the screen with a shed*
I heard bạn were looking for a shed. Buy a shed then. This is my shed. Where all of your dreams come true. If they involve a shed.

((Advert 4))
*mister hankey comes on the screen*
xin chào kids
I'm mister hankey
The giáng sinh poo
Small and brown
I come from you

Don't forget to flush the toilet when bạn use it! Very important information this kids!

((Advert 5))
Are bạn planning to take over the world? If bạn are then bạn will need this started pack.
It inclueds
A nuclier bomb the size of venus
108642256248 ngọn lửa, chữa cháy crackers and 1 lighter for them
And your very own invader zim from invader zim!

No subject entended, don't actully set the bomb off and be aware that when u touch the bomb it goes off, shaken up in the delivery ya know.
*woman touches bomb and the earth blows up*


*on the moon*
Alien no 1: did bạn hear that?!
Alen no 2: no...

*you turn your tv off thinking the hiển thị is pathetic bạn say the hiển thị is pathetic*

You: the hiển thị is pathetic

*good! Now bạn turn around and.......wait I need a cookie....*
posted by BlackSunshine
Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open bởi themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call bạn Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until bạn hear the penny bạn dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....
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posted by TruBerries
Reminder: Please don't misunderstand my tone when I write things. If I were being smart hoặc yelling, I'd be killing the huy hiệu right now(lol) but I'm just being real. That's just who I am.

All right, it seems as though every tháng there's someone posting a picture of themselves in a câu hỏi asking 'am I pretty', 'rate me from 1-10', hoặc whatever and I must admit, it's extremely annoying. fanpop is not the place to be posting pictures of yourselves on here knowing that everyone's thông tin các nhân is vulnerable for the taking. I mean it's your decision if bạn want to do that, but I believe it's not safe...
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posted by smileypop9
Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
posted by nikki5516
Your BFF become your worst enemies. Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework goes in the trash. Cell phones are used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Underwear turn into thongs. Kisses turn into sex….Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things bạn could get from boys were cooties? When dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero? Race issues were about who ran the fastest, war was only a card game hoặc a made up fairytale in your...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been đã đăng before
If not, do not give me credit

1. Sing the Người dơi theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Những người bạn in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If bạn have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours bởi hooking a máy quay, máy quay phim to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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posted by spunkyonyx
xin chào guys, found some interesting and strange facts, some are just facts I have known a long time ago(school, wandering around websites), others are ones that I have found, I apply the nguồn if available. Any others bạn may want to add up feel free to do so. Enjoy!

1) Coca-cola was once green.
It was green because it was accidentally carbonated when a clerk squirted syrup into the wrong glass.

2)Barbie doll measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Wow... she's cut from the team.

3)Intelligent people have thêm zinc and copper in their hair. *Checks... Woot!

4)You blink about 84 million times...
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1) wacg alote of T.V. hoặc be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat thực phẩm that can make bạn sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda hoặc crush
4) gety near load stuff hoặc equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late giờ
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms đường phố, street orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make bạn hiper

those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.

plz writ a commet to tell me what bạn did on the list

posted by kitkat709477
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I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do bạn think ?

When bạn break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses bạn - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want bạn to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants bạn to read it ]
When she walks away from bạn mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ Kiss her ]
When she pushes bạn hoặc hit's bạn - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at bạn - [ Kiss her and tell her bạn tình yêu her ]
When she ignore's bạn - [ Give her your...
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posted by karpach_13
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. bạn have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin

Even if happiness forgets bạn a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert

If bạn want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

Happiness is never stopping to think if bạn are. ~Palmer Sondreal

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton

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posted by karpach_13

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten một phút intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people bạn can get
to tham gia in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department bởi sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as bạn see fit.

9. When there are...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that bạn just wanna cú đấm in the face , then someohow , bạn end up in a relationship with them , bạn fall in tình yêu , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing bạn want to burn either (:]) Well if bạn still have feelings for that person im gonna help bạn get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap bạn guys (: , ohk so bạn could first start off bởi doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave bạn on ngọn lửa, chữa cháy ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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New ways to order pizza
Are bạn tired of always ordering pizza, bánh pizza the same way? Well, this lists will keep bạn entertained for over 90 pizza, bánh pizza orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza, bánh pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If bạn have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal bởi conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what bạn think."

7. Claim that bạn must always wear a bicycle mũ bảo hiểm as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway bạn never take, hoặc teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Mất tích to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see bạn crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person hoặc kindly...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

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Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
Whats the worst thing bạn have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at bạn and puked. :p

What turns bạn on?
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?

Worst thing to do In public?
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x

Who's your Daddy?
M-Shud have been a smurf


Peanut bơ and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)

Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf

Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to Kiss you?

I wana..?
L-Fuck bạn :)

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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up bởi hát bờ biển, bãi biển Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say bạn taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
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My favourite người nổi tiếng

1.Michelle Trachtenberg-She is just very cool and acts perfectly in 17 Again and Gossip Girl as Georgina :)))

2.Leighton Meester-She is a wonderful singer,great actress and woman and acts perfectly in Gossip Girl as Blair :)

3.Dreama Walker-She is a wonderful actress in Gossip Girl as Hazel.

4.Kate French-Love her as Nikki Stevens in The l Word :)

5.Rachel Bilson-Can I add more?An amazing woman,perfect actress,wonderful style,amazing way of behaviour and way of life.She is my role model

6.Bethany Joy Galeotti-She is great,acts perfectly as Haley in One cây Hill,has some great songs and has an amazing character.

7.Maite Perroni-A great woman and a singer!
posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of kẹo per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each năm on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix thực phẩm to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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